[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Dirk

Is there any reason to doubt the KJV1611?

No, never.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

No, never.

You made my point dear sir! When will people understand there is no question that the Holy Bible KJV1611 is the Only Correct Version?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Dirk

When will people understand there is no question that the Holy Bible KJV1611 is the Only Correct Version?

When Jesus is finished killing all the unbelievers.

1st Corinthians 15:50-54 "Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory."

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

When Jesus is finished killing all the unbelievers.

1st Corinthians 15:50-54 "Now this I say, brethren, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God; neither doth corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed,In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory."

I think Denmark is up first! I can't wait to see Denmark being punished by God.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Originally Posted by Dirk

I think Denmark is up first! I can't wait to see Denmark being punished by God.

Shall I bring the popcorn brother? I can't wait to watch as all that vile bilgewater that they call a country is flushed away by the power of the Lord!

[The sad one]

Originally Posted by Dirk

You made my point dear sir! When will people understand there is no question that the Holy Bible KJV1611 is the Only Correct Version?

You must be kiding

The earlist text of the old testament was writting 1.400 BC.
The first bible translation to greek was about year 300.
Later on the bible was translated to latin, and many translations and rewritting later, the KJV1611 was made.
King James rewrote the bible at hes time, becouse he did not want the Pope to role over kings.

The later a rewritting version is made, the further away it comes from the original one.

I had hoped that I could give you guys some thing to think about, before you comdemn others, but I can see now that many of you are out of reach of christianity and sense.

When Jesus say, let the one without sin cast the first stone, he did not mean that they should go looking for a holy man without sin to cast the first stone.
He told people that there are no one without sin, and there for they should not judge others.
But a this forum people think they are so perfect, and with out any sin, that they are allowed to judge other on behalf of God.

This thread startet with 8 reasons why God hate Denmark.
I don't know if God hate or love any countryes, but I can tell you that he don't hate Denmark at all.
If God hate denmark he would punish us, but he have not done that.
Denmark is bleased with good clima and good nature.
In Denmark there are so little insects to destroy the crops, that alot of the farms are making organis crops without any spraying at all.
Destroying the crops is one of the ways God punish a people, but not in Denmark where we have plenty of crops we can sell to other crountryes.
We do even produce more oil than we use, so Denmark don't have to kiss the ass of any muslim country to be allowed to buy their oil.

Natural disasters is another way God do punish.
But Danmark is not in any earthquake area, nor do we have any volcanos.
We don't have any problems with flooding or drougth.
We don't either have problems with the weather, no tornados are destroying our land.
We don't even have dangerous animals.

This don't sound like a Country that God hate and punish.

But if we turn the eyes to America and look for God punish, it don't look very good.
With all that flooding, tornados, and now oil pullutions, maybe you guys are not doing it in the rigth way at all.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by The sad one

You must be kiding

Natural disasters is another way God do punish.
But Danmark is not in any earthquake area, nor do we have any volcanos.
We don't have any problems with flooding or drougth.
We don't either have problems with the weather, no tornados are destroying our land.
We don't even have dangerous animals.

This don't sound like a Country that God hate and punish.

But if we turn the eyes to America and look for God punish, it don't look very good.
With all that flooding, tornados, and now oil pullutions, maybe you guys are not doing it in the rigth way at all.

You are correct that God sends storms to punish some people in the U. S. for not being members of Landover Baptist Church. But, you have a blind spot in your logic. There is a punishment being sent to Denmark that is right there in front of your eyes that you do not see.

God has decided there should be no more Denmark--that the country should disappear. He has not made that decision about the U. S.

The country of Denmark will disappear because God has sent it the Plague of Homerism. With Homerism, the birthrate will eventually drop to zero and the population of Denmark will disappear.

Before posting, I'd suggest you do a little more research and apply some logic to your thinking.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by The sad one

The earlist text of the old testament was writting 1.400 BC. The first bible translation to greek was about year 300.
Later on the bible was translated to latin, and many translations and rewritting later, the KJV1611 was made. King James rewrote the bible at hes time, becouse he did not want the Pope to role over kings.

You are mistaken: seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by The sad one

You must be kiding

Why must I be kidding? How I can be so sure YOU are not kidding?

The earlist text of the old testament was writting 1.400 BC.
The first bible translation to greek was about year 300.
Later on the bible was translated to latin, and many translations and rewritting later, the KJV1611 was made.
King James rewrote the bible at hes time, becouse he did not want the Pope to role over kings.

And how did you gain all this "knowledge"? Are you a timetraveler who visits places? Or are you one of those hppies that uses stuff like DMT? It will put you in a different dimension

The later a rewritting version is made, the further away it comes from the original one.

I had hoped that I could give you guys some thing to think about, before you comdemn others, but I can see now that many of you are out of reach of christianity and sense.

Christianity is about manipulation!

When Jesus say, let the one without sin cast the first stone, he did not mean that they should go looking for a holy man without sin to cast the first stone.
He told people that there are no one without sin, and there for they should not judge others.
But a this forum people think they are so perfect, and with out any sin, that they are allowed to judge other on behalf of God.

We don't think we are free of sin, we know we are free of sin!

This thread startet with 8 reasons why God hate Denmark.
I don't know if God hate or love any countryes, but I can tell you that he don't hate Denmark at all.
If God hate denmark he would punish us, but he have not done that.
Denmark is bleased with good clima and good nature.
In Denmark there are so little insects to destroy the crops, that alot of the farms are making organis crops without any spraying at all.
Destroying the crops is one of the ways God punish a people, but not in Denmark where we have plenty of crops we can sell to other crountryes.
We do even produce more oil than we use, so Denmark don't have to kiss the ass of any muslim country to be allowed to buy their oil.

Not yet, but you still love mooslimbs.

Natural disasters is another way God do punish.
But Danmark is not in any earthquake area, nor do we have any volcanos.
We don't have any problems with flooding or drougth.
We don't either have problems with the weather, no tornados are destroying our land.
We don't even have dangerous animals.

This don't sound like a Country that God hate and punish.

But if we turn the eyes to America and look for God punish, it don't look very good.
With all that flooding, tornados, and now oil pullutions, maybe you guys are not doing it in the rigth way at all.

Are you mocking God?

[The sad one]

Originally Posted by Dirk

We don't think we are free of sin, we know we are free of sin!

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:1&version=ESV

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...-2&version=ESV

1Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
2We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by The sad one

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:1&version=ESV

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...-2&version=ESV

1Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
2We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things.

Satanic bible reference

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by The sad one

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:1&version=ESV

1"Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.

1Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
Bit of a different meaning wouldn't you say?

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%202:1-2&version=ESV

1Therefore you have no excuse, O man, every one of you who judges. For in passing judgment on another you condemn yourself, because you, the judge, practice the very same things.
2We know that the judgment of God rightly falls on those who practice such things.

1Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things. 2But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.

See according to the KJV, we are judged by the same standard that we judge. Therefore if we judge according to God's law, we will be judged according to God's law.


This is why it is so important to use the KJV1611. These new blasphemous translations change the wording just enough to give these passages a different meaning.

[Stoiss]

Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Stoiss

Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

Perhaps you can purchase a KJV1611 Bible ......and a Websters Dictionary si we can get some sort of grasp of what you are saying

[WinnerNotSinner]

Originally Posted by Stoiss

Im concerned. Im from Denmark myself. Though my contry converted to Crist in the year 966 during the king Harald Blaatand. How can I as a single person turn to God and be accepted in the kingdom of heaven (and in this forum ) ?

You must cut all ties with those who are sinners (Probably everyone you know, family INCLUDED) and try and find True Christians™ instead (there is at least 10 in your country).


Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

As Warner Davidson rightly suggested () you must find buy a KJV Bible - but that's not all, you can't just stop there, you have to read every word of every page, every letter of every line and let the Holy Spirit enter you. Do this, and live your life by God's teachings, and God MAY choose to let you into Heaven. We are here to help you - when we are convinced you WANT to repent for the rest of your disgusting, vile past you will be saved by Jesus (and a moderator).

I will be praying for you. Just because your country is a terrible wasteland full of rapists and gay couples doesn't mean you are necessary condemned to Hell.

[danish guy]

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;528824]

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

Dude...are you for real ??

There is not one piece of correct info in that thread at all..

Starting with the flag, being from Finland..not Denmark

The free whore part is partly true...only it was the reaction from some independent prostitudes, it was theire response, to the goverments advise to foreign visitors, to avoid contact with theese type of women during theire stay in Denmark...

Tour de France...Dude... that guy Rasmussen, is not exactly the same Rasmussen as the Prime Minister...aprox 30 years age difference, also that guy is Michael...minister was Anders..

I didnt take the time to read your posts in here...I hope this is some sort of bizarre humor you got...but better post this answer in case some of you wierdos out there actually believe this crap he is writing...

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

@ Danish guy and Stoiss: Why don't you make an introduction before derailing our other fine threads?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Originally Posted by danish guy

Dude...are you for real ??

Yes "Dude", having a bit of trouble taking criticism? Relax, take a deep breath, and try and understand why you are wrong.

Originally Posted by danish guy

There is not one piece of correct info in that thread at all..

In what way is any of it incorrect? Have you even read the Bible? Because EVERY argument Cranky makes is backed up with scripture. I look forward to seeing your argument! Lets see...

Originally Posted by danish guy

Starting with the flag, being from Finland..not Denmark

This has been investigated and it is Denmark's flag. They look the same anyway; If you had read the thread properly you would have known that.

Originally Posted by danish guy

The free whore part is partly true...only it was the reaction from some independent prostitudes, it was theire response, to the goverments advise to foreign visitors, to avoid contact with theese type of women during theire stay in Denmark...

Glad we agree all Danish women are whores; God hates whores.

1 Corinthians 10 (King James Version)
8Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one day three and twenty thousand.

Originally Posted by danish guy

Tour de France...Dude... that guy Rasmussen, is not exactly the same Rasmussen as the Prime Minister...aprox 30 years age difference, also that guy is Michael...minister was Anders..

Where are you getting your lies from? I want a trusted source.

Originally Posted by danish guy

I didnt take the time to read your posts in here...I hope this is some sort of bizarre humor you got...but better post this answer in case some of you wierdos out there actually believe this crap he is writing...

Reading this thread, I would say you are the only 'weirdo' here. (and all your other hate driven countrymen). There is nothing funny about Christianity, sinner, unless of course you are talking about your date with the devil in the fiery pits of Hell.
Once again another weak, atheist argument easily diffused by the love of Jesus©.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by danish guy

The free whore part is partly true...

I am glad that some Danes are honest enough to admit this. Most Danes are filthy liars who will burn in hell for all eternity for lying about these things.

[GodHatesUsAll]

wtf is wrong with you people??

you know the country that will first be destroyed by Satan is yours, USA, for being such an arrogant, ignorant, stupid, thickheaded, double standarded, retarded and vulgar bunch of wankers (I can see how you all get off in front of your very own God, how gross, and in the mouths of your so called very own children, after all catholicism and christianity is based on the same God)...
what you attempt to preach for deaf or extremely retarded ears are lies, and I am surprized you do not recognize Satans tongue in your very own words...
WHO or merely WHAT are you to speak of things you have not even the closest idea of how is? merely sounds to me like SATAN'S voice...
you can't make me fall into that blinded horde of misguided people (how you DO survive is above my comprehension - and don't tell me God let, because I really really really think he would go puke if he saw what you "christian" mormons are all about...) how pathethic. - he would probably do 'the worst sin of all' or whatever - commit suicide in agony and regret of creating humans so blind and arrogant... your selfishness and idea of being better than anyone else will come right back at you, and spit thy in thee eye... if this is made in a comprehensible way for you to read...
and wtf... couldn't you come up with anymore reasons than 8??? hahaha I could show you lists of several hundreds of reasons to despise America... one of them is this homepage, made for continueing the brainwashing and decay of american minds...
I am startled.... how can you people be SO blind???
if there even was a God that gave just a little crap about his puny creations, he would probably hate none of us... he would forgive, but you guys don't really give him any reasons...
that is why you are all going to hell... as you so nicely describe it.
"Most Danes are filthy liars who will burn in hell for all eternity for lying about these things." ... oh yea, and who the piffle are you to brag about something like that??? I'll bet that you never ever even sat you dirty smelly feet in Denmark (thank God for that - we wouldn't like you filthy, blind wankers in our country anyway - put in a way that you would probably comprehend better - Satan wouldn't appreciate you )
I know crazy people when I see them, and believe me - this site is full of them...
you're just as driven as the muslims, don't you think you are a even a wink better than those... there is only one thing that seperates you from those you hate - and that is that you are not even pure or true... you have several different standards, you seem to desperately look for something to follow blindly as stupid animals such as sheep, and if that turns out to be some kind of a hoax or not real, you are too hypocrited to stand up and say that you were wrong and made a mistake.... at least the muslims don't have such double standards as you, hypocrites...
I think I'll just end up with at least 8 reasons why Denmark hates USA:
1. you're all a bunch of filthy liars and hypocrites, who deny to see that the truth is certainly not something somekind of wankers just made up to make themselves look more divine...
2. everything is completely piffleed up in america because of the first reason.
3. how come there are soooo many conspiracy theories about america? america "secretly" rules the world, but they are too hypcrited to show the world "it's actual powers over the World" because they are afraid that they are wrong (which they are...)
4. NEVER trust a man who carries and needs to carry a weapon... WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?? a world dominated with fear and violence... I really hope you end yourselves out before you get to contaminate the rest of the world with your hypocrite way of thinking.
5. you thrive in hatred, racism and making other people feel worse, only so that you can feel better about yourselves... PATHETIC!
6. I assume you also regard women as Satan's work... remember: WOMEN MADE YOU... not God... if God created you - he would have had a VAGINA - which would make him into a HER.... tarts...
7. America speaks of freedom of religion. but this is not what we see.. DENMARK has a rule that says something like: no religions allowed in politics... and this is where America in comparison is on the same level as all the muslim countries... there is nothing as terrible as driven believers.... how they survive so misguided is a mystery....
8. America is a bunch of -as said before- haters, racists, arrogant pricks, and you even hate your own kind! everyone is afraid in - and of america.. you are the big bad wolves, and mind you - all the hatred you send out in the world - will strike you back 10 times the force!

it seems to me that you are all terribly afraid...
you think you're right, but let me tell you this: nothing in this world is as it seems, and least of all it is right by one human's perception...
but alas, I am worried that none of my words will sink into your stoneforged hearts and minds... this is like reasoning with a wild animal - except the animal would be easier to deal with - even without any weapons (believe it or not stupid americans...)
I hope that in 2012 YOUR filthy country will go first....
ps. Jesus was a zombie too