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Default Catholics - 08-20-2009, 08:12 PM

You do know that Catholics were the original Christians before the Protestant Reformation?
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Default Re: Catholics - 08-20-2009, 08:19 PM

No they were not, we were. Do not tell me you have never heard of John the Baptist.


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Default Re: Catholics - 08-20-2009, 08:23 PM

Professor, don't waste your time with this papist troll. All that bead counting has obviously rotted what little mind he had in the first place.

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Default Re: Catholics - 08-20-2009, 08:27 PM

Didn't he die before the crucifixion? Just because the ritual of baptism existed way back then doesn't mean that the Baptist religion existed then. I think any historian would agree the Baptist religion formed out of the Protestant Reformation.
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Catholics aren't Christians!! I'm sick of these lazy Mexicans and drunken Irishmen polluting this Godly Forum with their papist filth.

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Professor, don't waste your time with this papist troll. All that bead counting has obviously rotted what little mind he had in the first place.

You're not welcome here Art Collector! Shouldn't you be making yourself pretty for your date with your priest?
Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?

I just think it's funny that Catholicism are considered a "False Religion" when the Baptist religion split off from it.
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Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?

I just think it's funny that Catholicism are considered a "False Religion" when the Baptist religion split off from it.
Baptist predates Catholicism by at lest 300 years friend. Though it is not quite that straightforward of an issue. There have been "Popes" Pontius Maximus in Roman long before Catholicism was started. For example Julius Caesar was one.



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What's with all the non-Christ-like behavior of people here. I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum, yet everyone is saying things like this that would have Christ rolling in his grave (were he in one).

Anyway, Bobby-Joe, I'm not saying that I don't agree that people who performed baptisms (baptists if you will) didn't exist before Catholicism. I'm merely saying that the Baptist religion didn't exist until a long time after Catholicism formed. Kind of like how "popes" may have existed before the religion of Catholicism started (which technically wasn't until the Great Schism when the Catholics and the Orthodox split).
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Default Re: Catholics - 08-20-2009, 09:34 PM

Why do you insist on calling it a Baptist religion? We don't worship John the Baptist, we worship Jesus like good Christians. You should, too.


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Why do you insist on calling it a Baptist religion? We don't worship John the Baptist, we worship Jesus like good Christians. You should, too.
I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.
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I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.
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You do know that Catholics were the original Christians before the Protestant Reformation?
No, Christians were. Why would the original Christians worship idols?
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Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?
Well, I doubt He'd pray to a statue or His mother, that's for sure.
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What's with all the non-Christ-like behavior of people here.
What, like defying the Lord's commands, as Catholics do?
Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received

Why do you queers hate the Godly institution of marriage so much you forbid your priests and Popes from taking wives, when the apostles had them?

Matthew 8:14 And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.

1 Corinthians 9:5 Have we not power to lead about a sister, a wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?

Why do you insist on praying to Mary, when it goes so directly against Our Lord's teachings?

Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

When people suggested that Mary was blessed, Jesus contradicted them and said that devoted servants of the Lord were blessed instead. So why aren't Catholics praying to me instead of Mary?

Read this, and you may come to understand the Satanic origins of your despicable whore Church. I'd prefer it if you didn't post here again until you've repented of your heresy and accepted Christ. In the meantime, feel free to jab yourself in the eyes or stick your hand in a fire as a way of apologising to the Baby Jesus for the offences you've committed against him by spewing blasphemous Popish lies.


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No, Christians were. Why would the original Christians worship idols?

Well, I doubt He'd pray to a statue or His mother, that's for sure.

What, like defying the Lord's commands, as Catholics do?
Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received

Why do you queers hate the Godly institution of marriage so much you forbid your priests and Popes from taking wives, when the apostles had them?

Matthew 8:14 And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.

1 Corinthians 9:5 Have we not power to lead about a sister, a wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?

Why do you insist on praying to Mary, when it goes so directly against Our Lord's teachings?

Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

When people suggested that Mary was blessed, Jesus contradicted them and said that devoted servants of the Lord were blessed instead. So why aren't Catholics praying to me instead of Mary?

Read this, and you may come to understand the Satanic origins of your despicable whore Church. I'd prefer it if you didn't post here again until you've repented of your heresy and accepted Christ. In the meantime, feel free to jab yourself in the eyes or stick your hand in a fire as a way of apologising to the Baby Jesus for the offences you've committed against him by spewing blasphemous Popish lies.
I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.
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I don't know, those Southern Baptist's have some cool stuff. Like you can bone your sister and what not.

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I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.
Friend, I just completely demolished your twisted Mary-cult, and you responded with an irrelevant perversion. Now, do you actually have anything to say in defence of your wrong-headed whore "church", or are you going to give in and accept Christ?


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I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.
Not cool man. First, as I said I'm not a Papist. I'm a Presbyterian. Second, I can't help what a good dose of Bible does to me. Now perhaps I should have kept it to myself, but still, not cool.
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I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.
Son, I have refrained from answering the posts in this thread because at first, you seemed to have the shifty attitude of an atheist troll. I will risk looking like a fool to answer your post, with a note about something that was mentioned earlier.

We are Independent Baptist KJAV 1611 Bible Literalists. That means that except where doing so would violate secular laws, we follow the entire King James Bible word for word. For example, we do not eat shellfish, as they are referred to in Leviticus as abominations. We do not stone disobedient children to death, as Deuteronomy instructs, because in several places in the KJV 1611, we are told to follow secular laws.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Deuteronomy 21:19-21

Many people lump us in with those liberals, the Protestants, simply becaue we are not Catholics.

Our church predates all other Christian churches, so we are a category of one. We are neither Protestant nor Catholic, we are True Christians™ destined to serve for eternity in Heaven when our Lord chooses to take us.

I hope that clears things up a bit.


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Not cool man. First, as I said I'm not a Papist. I'm a Presbyterian.
Then why are you trying to defend a ridiculous paedophile cult if you don't even belong to it? Shouldn't you be trying to promote Presbyterian piffle instead of Popish pish?


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Friend, I just completely demolished your twisted Mary-cult, and you responded with an irrelevant perversion. Now, do you actually have anything to say in defence of your wrong-headed whore "church", or are you going to give in and accept Christ?
I have no desire to defend that whore "church." And yes I do accept Christ!!
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And yes I do accept Christ!!
So are you going to set up a tithing plan, then?


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