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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-15-2014, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by LighOfTheDay
That's Justin Bieber, a singer and teen girls idol, and he's a boy
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Ha! have another look! That's a girl!
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Location: Freehold Bible Campground and RV Park.
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-16-2014, 12:46 AM
Well she is off my list of potential new wives. Will my heartbreak never end?
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-16-2014, 01:19 AM
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Well she is off my list of potential new wives. Will my heartbreak never end?
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I too know what it is like to be spurned by trollops. Even the single women at my church repeatedly come up with FEEBLE EXCUSES WEEK AFTER WEEK when I wait for them in the parking lot after services with BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. Flowers are not cheap you know. How many times do I have to keep asking for their "no" to turn to "yes, rule over me"?
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Originally Posted by THE WORD OF GOD
Genesis 3:16
16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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Really, WHAT VALID REASON do single women even HAVE to spurn our WELL-INTENTIONED (Christian) ADVANCES? Why are they EVEN ALLOWED to say "no"? Should I even keep taking "no" for an answer?
You would think women would be banging down our doors to partake in a life of JESUS-PLEASING OBEDIENCE and SUBMISSION to a Christian husband!
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Originally Posted by THE WORD OF GOD
Ephesians 5:22-23
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
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I am more than willing to rule over a new wife and CONTROL HER IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE, but these FEMINIST WHORES keep planting anti-Christian ideas about a woman's place in society and in the family into their FEEBLE FEMALE BRAINS.
Brother, join me in taking the RED PILL and putting these FEMINAZI LESBEONS back into the kitchen!
LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-16-2014, 04:32 AM
I've never heard of her (or it), but I do know that Jesus has a special place reserved in hell for rug-munching lezbeans.
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Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: 500 miles south of Babylon, in a trailer.
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-16-2014, 07:31 PM
Small wonder shes dyked out.
Her first acting movie was about a 'man hater', which fits right in, before that, she was in musical videos, and we all know what that leads to, being an ugly breeding ground for the new age perversions popular with the newly damned,
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Location: Love Child of Pastor Osborne
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-16-2014, 08:09 PM
I thought this was Rachel Meadow.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
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Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-17-2014, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by LighOfTheDay
Being gay or lesbian is not wrong, you're the ones who pretend to see the devil where he's not.
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No. We see him. It is you who are blind to him. The Bible proves it...
2 Cor. 4:4: : In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
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Seriously, why you care that much about another people lives? Why you don't worry about your owns?
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We don't want to see anyone burn in hell forever. We're nice like that. And, we've been commanded to preach (see Mark 16:15-16).
Pastor Ed
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Re: Ellen Page comes out as gay -
02-18-2014, 02:35 AM
Lol, I'm surprised most people are surprised by this. Kinda of obvious...
But eh, regardless, she's a good actress, and her work in Hard Candy and Beyond: Two Souls was brilliant.
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