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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 08:39 PM
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Hold on for one tiny second. You women use water under high pressure to derive sexural gratification? All I can say is WHAT in the HELL is wrong with you, that's masturbation! __________________
Did I say I did that? No, I did not. I have a man to fulfill my sexual needs so masturbating is not an issue for me, I was simply trying to help YOU my dimwitted friend understand the difference between a water jet and an aircraft jet. Sorry I bothered
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How can we tell the difference with you harlots. Frankly I would put sticking your crotch up against the intake of a jet engine past someone named "PhoenixFire". Frankly I refuse to rise on an American made motorcycle after the stories I have heard about you women.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Thank you for the explanation sister, and I am relieved that you are not one the the slutty females that do this vile act. I am afraid that I must discuss this vile act with my brothers, they need to be aware of this practice. I have done a little research on the interweb and found a few more vile examples of ways females defile their bodies. Sad very sad
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I really don't understand how one could do this. I sat in a hot tub once (with my husband of course) the awkward position you would have to put yourself into. Personally I enjoyed having the jet hit me in the middle of my back as I had spent the day hiking and, from what I understand, that's what the jets are there for. However it kept lifting me up and putting air into my bathing suit which made it look like I was suffering from a terrible case of gas.
After reading this though, I don't think I ever want to go into a hot tub again. Who knows what vile things have been done in it.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 08:52 PM
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After reading this though, I don't think I ever want to go into a hot tub again. Who knows what vile things have been done in it.
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I've heard of girls getting pregnant that way!
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 09:20 PM
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I've heard of girls getting pregnant that way!
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Well it did feel good on achy muscles, but it's just not worth the risk.
I didn't even think of pregnancy.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Seth Campbell
Well it did feel good on achy muscles, but it's just not worth the risk.
I didn't even think of pregnancy.
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I know that I was a bit slow on the entire hot tub thing. But Brother Seth I don't think you can get preggers? Just in case I am not getting in one!
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 10:37 PM
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I know that I was a bit slow on the entire hot tub thing. But Brother Seth I don't think you can get preggers? Just in case I am not getting in one!
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No, but her post made me do some quick math regarding my last son.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 10:39 PM
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No, but her post made me do some quick math regarding my last son.
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You should ask the wife. "Period Math" is the only kind women are ever any good at.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
05-20-2010, 10:47 PM
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No, but her post made me do some quick math regarding my last son.
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Brother I'm relived to hear NO, I was just heading out side with an ax to demolish my hot tub. Brother you dont think that men and women in a hot tub......... never mind bad thought. I must go read the Bible now.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-01-2012, 11:41 PM
What a bunch of trolls "true" Christians wouldn't spout lies about an innocent child,you're all evil...and f.y.i. a six year old has neither the ability nor the desire to orgasm as this relys physical and chemical systems that are undeveloped at that age. humph true christians? more like true demons
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-02-2012, 12:43 AM
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What a bunch of trolls
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Hi, Jin!
Yes, we do get many trolls here. I didn't bother to read the rest of your post, since I've probably said all the same things myself. Atheists are everywhere!
How's the witch hunting going? Have you heard of Landover's annual Witch Hunt? It's not until October, but I believe the good folks in Freehold have gathered a fair number of witches already for the event.
I'd think you'd want to be a bit more friendly, if you want to score an invite to the premiere witch hunt of the season . . . Maybe a visit to the Introduction Forum would be a good start!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-02-2012, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch hunter Jin
What a bunch of trolls "true" Christians wouldn't spout lies about an innocent child,you're all evil...and f.y.i. a six year old has neither the ability nor the desire to orgasm as this relys physical and chemical systems that are undeveloped at that age. humph true christians? more like true demons
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Welcome friend. As you know, all babies are born just chock full of sin. These sins are nurtured and fed as the child develops. They start out with not allowing parents to sleep (year one) followed by the 'terrible twos' and so on. So by the time a girl is six, they are normally as promiscuous as any nigress, will and able to have sex with any person and object. I have had quite a few daughters and have witnessed the behavior first hand, over and over.
You have to beat the devil out of children and frankly, they break too easily when they are small.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-02-2012, 01:14 AM
I read about this story. I bet her parents listen to rappity hip hop and thats where she got the idea. Imagine how tiny the female intellect to even try such a thing. Serves her right.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-02-2012, 02:08 AM
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...and f.y.i. a six year old has neither the ability nor the desire to orgasm as this relys physical and chemical systems that are undeveloped at that age.
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How do you know that Jin; you obvious chink? Have you been sucking on 5 year old squid clitoris??
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-02-2012, 06:00 PM
There are only two reasons why sinners fornicate. Because it feels good and because they hate Jesus. I am not sure if this child could hate Jesus that young so Im betting it felt good as the reason. Probably learned about it from rap music or the TV.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-04-2012, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch hunter Jin
What a bunch of trolls "true" Christians wouldn't spout lies about an innocent child,you're all evil...and f.y.i. a six year old has neither the ability nor the desire to orgasm as this relys physical and chemical systems that are undeveloped at that age. humph true christians? more like true demons
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I guess you fell for the endocrinologist and psychologist lie about hormones, in this case fornication hormones. As every Christian know, hormones do not have any measurable effect, and every condition associated with any hormonal disturbances is in fact a demon possession, for instance diabetes. So are neurochemical disturbances like depression and ADHD.
Moreover, the girl pooped out her intestines. The LORD do carry out that kind of judgment for severe fornication-related sins. It is not uncommon for homosexual men to poop out a red sock. Praise Jesus!
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-05-2012, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch hunter Jin
What a bunch of trolls "true" Christians wouldn't spout lies about an innocent child,you're all evil...and f.y.i. a six year old has neither the ability nor the desire to orgasm as this relys physical and chemical systems that are undeveloped at that age. humph true christians? more like true demons
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In China you guys drown baby girls by the millions, no wonder every chink is trying to leave that satanic hellhole. They'd rather do laundry or polish nails in some crappy Eastern European country than live in the hell that is China.
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-13-2012, 02:00 AM
i am white and a proud son of the red,white, and blue
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-13-2012, 02:13 AM
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How do you know that Jin; you obvious chink? Have you been sucking on 5 year old squid clitoris??
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cut your hair,hippie
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-13-2012, 02:32 AM
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cut your hair,hippie
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Watch your mouth, heathen.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out -
06-13-2012, 02:39 AM
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Watch your mouth, heathen.
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watch your own, heretic.
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