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Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-22-2016, 11:12 AM
If I may be so bold as to introduce myself, I have my husband's permission and ask for yours.
My name is Joan and my husband's is John.
We both strive to one day live in God's chosen city of Freehold, alas we were both ashamedly born in England, but we are humbled by the fact that the one True version of His Book is from here. Praise his name!
My favourite verses are:
1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learne in silence with all subiection:
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
Leviticus 21:17-24
17 Speake vnto Aaron, saying, Whosoeuer he be of thy seed in their generations, that hath any blemish, let him not approche to offer the bread of his God:
18 For whatsoeuer man hee be that hath a blemish, he shall not approche: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is broken footed, or broken handed,
20 Or crooke backt, or a dwarfe, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scuruy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken:
21 No man that hath a blemish, of the seed of Aaron the Priest, shall come nigh to offer the offrings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most Holy, and of the holy:
23 Onely he shall not goe in vnto the Uaile, nor come nigh vnto the Altar, because he hath a blemish, that he prophane not my Sanctuaries: for I the Lord doe sanctifie them.
24 And Moses told it vnto Aaron, and to his sonnes, and vnto all the children of Israel
My husband has had to build his own church, at which he is pastor. This country is lacking in places of worship that follow the True Bible verbatim. I attend his daily sermons unless of course I am men****ting during which time I seclude myself.
I didn't find Jesus, he found me before I was even born, but to put it into earthly terms I was but a child and felt his Love penetrate me as my father on earth beat the wicked out of me with his belt.
Praise His Name!
Thank you for having me, I hope you will find it in yourselves to allow me to join you.
I never feel like punching Jesus in the face....
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-22-2016, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Gotta love Him
If I may be so bold as to introduce myself, I have my husband's permission and ask for yours.
My name is Joan and my husband's is John.
We both strive to one day live in God's chosen city of Freehold, alas we were both ashamedly born in England, but we are humbled by the fact that the one True version of His Book is from here. Praise his name!
My favourite verses are:
1 Timothy 2:11-15
11 Let the woman learne in silence with all subiection:
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to vsurpe authoritie ouer the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eue:
14 And Adam was not deceiued, but the woman being deceiued was in the transgression:
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saued in child-bearing, if they continue in faith and charitie, and holinesse, with sobrietie.
Leviticus 21:17-24
17 Speake vnto Aaron, saying, Whosoeuer he be of thy seed in their generations, that hath any blemish, let him not approche to offer the bread of his God:
18 For whatsoeuer man hee be that hath a blemish, he shall not approche: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is broken footed, or broken handed,
20 Or crooke backt, or a dwarfe, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scuruy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken:
21 No man that hath a blemish, of the seed of Aaron the Priest, shall come nigh to offer the offrings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most Holy, and of the holy:
23 Onely he shall not goe in vnto the Uaile, nor come nigh vnto the Altar, because he hath a blemish, that he prophane not my Sanctuaries: for I the Lord doe sanctifie them.
24 And Moses told it vnto Aaron, and to his sonnes, and vnto all the children of Israel
My husband has had to build his own church, at which he is pastor. This country is lacking in places of worship that follow the True Bible verbatim. I attend his daily sermons unless of course I am men****ting during which time I seclude myself.
I didn't find Jesus, he found me before I was even born, but to put it into earthly terms I was but a child and felt his Love penetrate me as my father on earth beat the wicked out of me with his belt.
Praise His Name!
Thank you for having me, I hope you will find it in yourselves to allow me to join you.
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What a wonderful introduction!
So many times people who come here are here for no other reason but to pretend to know the True® message of the Bible(JKV1611) and ride roughshod over our most cherished beliefs.
They are invariably atheisticals or anal antics enthusiastics who have no love in their hearts for people who follow Christ and oppose them to their very core of being.
You see, telling people that they are filthy sinners with no right to exist outside of Jesus' say so is a core feature of Christianity and while to the reprobate mind it may seem mindless bigotry bogged down in a self contradictory theology the discerning Christian knows that telling the gayswise how disgusting they are and what unnatural beast with no love in their heart is actually an act of Christian love.
Welcome aboard!
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-22-2016, 10:27 PM
I am humbled to be here Dr. Niles, thank you for your reply!
May those who mock us burn forever in hell and damnation as Jesus himself taught us with His Holy word, praise Him!
I never feel like punching Jesus in the face....
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 02:42 AM
Hello Gotta,
Welcome to this forum. I am sure you will find a warm, welcoming and knowledgeable community here to help you further.
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 03:23 AM
Welcome, young lady. A refreshing testimony indeed. To be clear, there has been no anal sex, or mouth to genital intercoursing under your husband's roof?
Ephesians 5:3 "But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints; "
In Him
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 08:15 AM
Brother Porter and Mr. Roland,
Thank you for your replies, I am humbled indeed!
I reply to your question Brother Porter, and thank you for it, I have never, nay would never, partake in satans practice of anal sex. My husband regularly preaches to his congregation to abstain from this debase and wicked debauchery, advising the brothers among us to put fist to their wife should they ever even think of it.
I only have intercourse when my husband wishes for it, of course.
Praise His name! our
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 09:03 AM
My apologies Brother Porter, I failed to answer both parts of your question. My wicked woman's mind obviously didn't pay full attention. Praise Jesus that He gave me a lesser mind so that I may better serve my husband!
I can hardly bear to think about mouth-genital contact for the zeal it musters inside me! Any whore that tries to practice this evil act needs a stiff whipping from her husband and time in segregation.
1 Thessalonians 4:3-5
3 For this is the will of God, euen your sanctification, that yee should absteine from fornication:
4 That euery one of you should know how to possesse his vessell in sanctification and honour:
5 Not in the lust of concupiscence, euen as the Gentiles which know not God
Praise Praise Praise Him! Our
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 09:39 PM
I like it that in your introduction you mentioned a desire to live in Freehold. While there are some True Christians™ who live in other places and do not succumb to the temptation of sin, life is easier here in our town where fighting sin is the task of both Landover Baptist and Freehold City Government. Fighting sin is our passion.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Praise God! My introduction, if you will have me... -
07-23-2016, 10:27 PM
What a Joy to have received a reply from the Mayor of Freehold! Praise Him that bestows upon me so many blessings!
I can think of no place I would rather live than Freehold, other than The Kingdom of course
The only way I manage to live a life free of sin (obviously I can't wash away the fact that I am a woman which may well be the ultimate sin, for without us there would be no sin) is by reading my Holy KJV 1611 version all the hours I have free in the day. And the rest of the time I am of course making my home a Jesus friendly house for my husband and 8 sons, and waiting for the daily chastising I am blessed to receive from my husband and anything he so sees fit to do with me.
I can only imagine how much better life would be out of this Godless country, living in Freehold surrounded only by Jesus loving people who hate blasphemous satan followers as much as I do.
Praise His name forever!!!
I never feel like punching Jesus in the face....
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