Good topic, Sister Mistress. Actually, my company has played a small part in this development. When we realized that most of the hippie rock stars were on drugs, my company's recording division signed up some of the most promising acts, and helped them out by lacing their heroin and LSD with various other mind-altering patented drugs, plus electroshock, brain x-rays, subliminal messages on TV and in movies, plus a number of other classified brainwashing techniques first tested during the Cold War but now greatly improved.
One of our most successfully transformed hippie performers was rock star Ted Nugent:
Ted Nugent - before...
...and after!
We've been adding these addictive hypnotic drugs to various children's snack foods (which has had a slight effect on obesity rates), subliminal messages in cartoon shows, plus spraying chemicals in so-called "chemtrails," brain x-rays performed at airport security, and finally added the electroshock thing via cops with their tasers (which we require them to use at least 10 times daily). I have to say, the results have been amazing!
Stealth drugs and subliminal messages
Tasers for Tots
Parent charged with child abuse for not using Taser
And you thought we were doing this just to see nudie pictures!
Just throw in home schooling, and you've got the perfect formula for creating True Christians and Real Americans!
So yes, there is hope for hippies, but the next generation is going to be even better!