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03-12-2008, 01:03 PM
We need to sit Pastor Zeke down and get him to marry Sister Thumper!
If he's not then let someone else have her!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 03:42 PM
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We need to sit Pastor Zeke down and get him to marry Sister Thumper!
If he's not then let someone else have her!
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Pastor Zeke was discussing that thing in the Landover Country Club spa Brother Eliot. Pastor Zeke told me wants to make sure first that Sister Thumper will accept and love Pastor Zeke daughter Stacy with the same passion he does. In fact he is very enthusiastic at seeing Sister Thumper get close to Stacy but they have been difficulties.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 03:47 PM
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Pastor Zeke told me wants to make sure first that Sister Thumper will accept and love Pastor Zeke daughter Stacy with the same passion he does. In fact he is very enthusiastic at seeing Sister Thumper get close to Stacy but they have been difficulties.
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Sounds like they're a little nervous; which is to be expected. Maybe a few of us could get together with Thumper and Stacy and show them exactly what would make Zeke happy. It's the least we could do for Pastor Ezekiel.
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Re: Men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 06:18 PM
I agree with Brother Deaner. Every woman should know how to make a proper Rabbit Casserole. Though new to this church, I find it encouraging that the men act like actual men who go to church instead of a bunch of pansified sissies at a social club. Praise!
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 06:21 PM
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Sounds like they're a little nervous; which is to be expected. Maybe a few of us could get together with Thumper and Stacy and show them exactly what would make Zeke happy. It's the least we could do for Pastor Ezekiel.
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So which one of you is going to play the bear?
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 07:19 PM
The bear? Whatever do you mean?
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 07:27 PM
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The bear? Whatever do you mean?
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Zeke REALLY likes bears.
EDIT: You're on thin ice Dances repeating rumors. BJ Tabor
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-12-2008, 07:28 PM
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The bear? Whatever do you mean?
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Dance with Goats is repeating some disgusting rumor about Pastor Zeke keeping a bear in his basement. Typical made up nonsense you have to expect from the unsaved.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 06:59 AM
Isn't spreading lies grounds for dismissal? I think we need to call a meeting about dancing with joy's future on these boards.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 07:11 AM
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So which one of you is going to play the bear?
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Pastors, I apologize. I saw Dances with Roy was in here, and thought someone should remind her that this is the MEN'S area. Of course, that requires ME posting in the MEN'S area, for which I apologize.
While I'm at it, Dances Like Boy, I feel I should point out that bears are not musical instruments to be played, whether stroked like a violin, pounded like a drum, or blown like a flute or sexophone. They are formidable animals; only two she-bears killed off 42 obnoxious children who made fun of a prophet's bald head. As such, bears should be nowhere near the good Pastor's mouth or hands at any time!
Now, stop trying to goad our good Pastor Zeke into acting out one of your perverted bestiality-snuff fantasies, and stay out of the men's area!
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 10:52 AM
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Zeke REALLY likes bears.
EDIT: You're on thin ice Dances repeating rumors. BJ Tabor
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Now, now young lady, you know you shouldn't be here. This forum is for gentlemen only.
You see what trouble your presence has caused. Some of the menfolk, myself included, just cannot get the work done if we are distracted by general prattling on and gossip.
There are some nice forums for ladies around on such subjects as aprons, washing dishes, bringing up sons and general cooking and housework, so why don't you trot off to one of those and chat with other ladies.
I'm sure you don't want to busy your pretty little head with the things that are here.
PS, if you are passing the refrigerator, bring a couple of beers through.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Now, now young lady, you know you shouldn't be here. This forum is for gentlemen only.
You see what trouble your presence has caused. Some of the menfolk, myself included, just cannot get the work done if we are distracted by general prattling on and gossip.
There are some nice forums for ladies around on such subjects as aprons, washing dishes, bringing up sons and general cooking and housework, so why don't you trot off to one of those and chat with other ladies.
I'm sure you don't want to busy your pretty little head with the things that are here.
PS, if you are passing the refrigerator, bring a couple of beers through.
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I know all I need to know about kitchens, kids, and cleaning.
And you can get your own damn beer.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 12:31 PM
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I know all I need to know about kitchens, kids, and cleaning.
And you can get your own damn beer.
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Dear, dear! Now this petulance will not get you very far here, young lady. You see, tantrums and stamping pretty little feet in those nice shoes are not going to impress us menfolk.
Look, you may think you know everything about kitchens, kids, and cleaning but remember, “Pride comes before a fall.”
I’ve taken a little time out to show you a site to visit. It's one of Mrs Bathfire's favorites. Just click the left (that’s the hand you don’t write with) button of your mouse here and have a read and come back and tell me if that isn’t the very best place for you girls. So much to do, so much to learn! You may even have some wifely tips to share – and photos of your sons.
I have to say that I’m a little disappointed in your response to the reasonable request to bring a beer. I though you’d enjoy helping another lady – I say this as Mrs Bathfire is presently on the roof fixing the ridge-tiles after the terrible winds we have been suffering and it’s a pity to see her have to come down to get me the beer.
Off you toddle dear.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 12:37 PM
I wonder which part of this, "Men only" baffled her?? Probably the only part.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Just click the left (that’s the hand you don’t write with)
Actually, I'm ambidextrous. (That means I can write with either hand).
button of your mouse here and have a read and come back and tell me if that isn’t the very best place for you girls. So much to do, so much to learn! You may even have some wifely tips to share – and photos of your sons.
I've used vinegar, baking soda, and hydreogen peroxide as household cleaners for years because they're environmentally friendly - nothing new there.
I have to say that I’m a little disappointed in your response to the reasonable request to bring a beer. I though you’d enjoy helping another lady – I say this as Mrs Bathfire is presently on the roof fixing the ridge-tiles after the terrible winds we have been suffering and it’s a pity to see her have to come down to get me the beer.
So get your own damn beer. Better yet, go work on the roof with her - twice the hands get the job done in half the time.
Off you toddle dear.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 12:59 PM
Well, there are a few things I'd like to unload. Maybe we can get a "brother's circle" together and lend each other a hand.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well, there are a few things I'd like to unload. Maybe we can get a "brother's circle" together and lend each other a hand.
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That sounds like an excellent idea Pastor Zeke. I always enjoy a Brother's Circle because it closest we can get to living like Jesus and His apostles in this life. Why there are times I can almost feel the hand of The Lord touching me! GLORY!
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 11:13 PM
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Well, there are a few things I'd like to unload. Maybe we can get a "brother's circle" together and lend each other a hand.
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Count me in Pastor Ezekiel, I have been quite shocked today.
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-13-2008, 11:25 PM
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Count me in Pastor Ezekiel, I have been quite shocked today.
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How is it that women are allowed on the internet to begin with?
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Re: men, it's time for an intervention -
03-14-2008, 12:52 AM
But Mr. Ezekiel, how are the words of the Qur'an demonic? They are simply the very truth from the great mind of Allah (blessed be his name) and he only wishes the best. Only the infidel would not trust his wise words. Please friend, may the words of Muhammad bring prosperity and peace to your soul.
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