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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
I didn't even know Austria was close to the sea. You learn something new every day.
We should dig a huge canal so every Mexican trying to sneak into America drowns. I am certain Noah's flood was primarily caused by lazy handout hunkering illegal aliens as well.
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We have a large canal some distance from my own home that was built by God to keep the Mexicans out of Texas. It is called the Rio Grande. In the past, it proved somewhat efficatious at keeping the Mexicans out, as but few of them know how to swim. However, in recent years, the Mexicans have been stealing all the water from the river and it is not deep enough everywhere to stop them. Further, some have obtained boats, which they fill with drugs and terrorists for smuggling.
I believe that the Rio Grande should be extended to the Pacific Ocean and both widened and deepened. Armed patrol boats should be employed to stop any boats and maintenance crews should be used to clear any temporary dams caused by floating bodies, that the water flow will not be interrupted.
In this manner, the Mexicans may be diverted to Austria or some other such place with lesser defences.