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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: I'm confused! -
02-25-2010, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Aristotle
So how do I explain this to the children?
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The truth, brother - that the papists will do anything they can do undermine Jesus, including painting pictures of Him as an effeminate hippy!
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-26-2010, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
See if my cousin remembers anything. He reckons he's a pagan. Paints himself blue and re-enacts historic battles against imaginary Romans and so on.
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I've never heard of anything like this. Do these people have some obsession with smurfs or something?
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
What is the difference between satan and horned hunter?
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The Horned Hunter is the male counterpart of the Moon Goddess. Satan is the main hero in a real book called "the Bible," where he attempts to thwart the evil plans of the merciless dark lord. Another difference that Satan doesn't exist.
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God knows everything so he knew this would happen in advance. He just wanted to teach Adam a lesson, the lesson that women can not be trusted.
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Instead of teaching Adam this lesson, wouldn't he have done better just creating the woman differently? Even I can think of this, and I'm just a mortal. What's yahweh's problem?
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
The truth, brother - that the papists will do anything they can do undermine Jesus, including painting pictures of Him as an effeminate hippy!
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I can only agree with that. Nowhere do these pictures even allude to the monstrous teachings of this guy. Typical christian hypocrisy.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-01-2010, 03:46 PM
Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-01-2010, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
I've never heard of anything like this. Do these people have some obsession with smurfs or something?
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No, Miss Cassandra, they're emulating the ancient pagan Pictish warriors who inhabited Scotland in ancient times under a number of Tribal names. They would go into battle naked and cover themselves in blue or whitish blue paint. Apparently to scare their enemies.
The Romans built a wall across Britannia to keep the filthy perverts out once they'd managed to stop laughing at them.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-01-2010, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sariel
Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
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Wow, that vid gave me a deja vu. Until the 18th year of my life, all people I knew were like that. Let me warn you; if you come to Freehold, these people will treat you like this woman would. They say: "unsaved unwelcome," and they mean it.
I don't really approve of satanism, as it combines the Left Hand Path with christian silliness, which I both oppose. However, in general they are way more open-minded and tolerant than christians are.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Wow, that vid gave me a deja vu. Until the 18th year of my life, all people I knew were like that. Let me warn you; if you come to Freehold, these people will treat you like this woman would. They say: "unsaved unwelcome," and they mean it.
I don't really approve of satanism, as it combines the Left Hand Path with christian silliness, which I both oppose. However, in general they are way more open-minded and tolerant than christians are.
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I'll manage.. hopefully things will change when Al King is mayor.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Sariel
things will change when Al King is mayor
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That is never going to happen!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 12:15 PM
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That is never going to happen!
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You're in for a big surprise, sir.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sariel
You're in for a big surprise, sir.
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Actually, you are the one in for the surprise, demon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sariel
Miss Cassandra, this is what you're conversing with. Surprisingly it's quite accurate. Most Christians are like this. Crazy. Funny how the believe Wiccans to be satanic, when theyre the loonies. I'm also wondering why they have such a bad view of Satanists. I know a couple of Philosophical Satanists, and they're some of the most kind, peaceful and open minded people i know.
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PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?
I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.
Last edited by No Secrets Victoria; 03-02-2010 at 08:33 PM.
Reason: reminder to visit dentist anually, for Jesus
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-02-2010, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by No Secrets Victoria
PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?
I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.
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She's a lunatic! One can clearly see she's so close minded that she reacts that way to anything that to anything that isnt within her own little modified reality. Or are you too blinded by your own faith to see that? On the other hand, i'm sure most of you would get along tremendously with her.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-03-2010, 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by No Secrets Victoria
PRAISE GOD for women who can't be fooled by Satan! I am in awe of her conviction and wonder if she has considered serving on a mission to save souls?
I do think that a woman of GOD should visit the dentist anually. Just saying.
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This woman is a terrible false Christian. Watch the whole episode here:
She is in control of the whole house and bosses her husband around.
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. (Ephesians 5:22-24)
Clearly, she is not following every commandment of the 1611 KJV Bible. This goes against the following passage:
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. (Matthew 4:4)
I, for one, was absolutely disgusted by her disdain for Biblical rulings. For shame.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-05-2010, 03:28 AM
Women have the right to wear whatever they want. So do men. If they wish to wear skirts or dresses, then so be it.
Nothing further, your horrific pests.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-05-2010, 04:50 AM
Women such as this are NOT Godly. She shows absolutely none of the traits of a Godly woman as listed in Prov. 31. Furthermore, her hair is appaulling 1 Corinthians 11:15, not to mention her behavior 1 Peter 3:3-5. Satan loves to make people think that she is a "real" Christian.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-05-2010, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by repented harlot70
Women such as this are NOT Godly. She shows absolutely none of the traits of a Godly woman as listed in Prov. 31. Furthermore, her hair is appaulling 1 Corinthians 11:15, not to mention her behavior 1 Peter 3:3-5. Satan loves to make people think that she is a "real" Christian.
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Well, her behaviour is exactly like that of Sister Talitha, for example, when confronted with "dark stuff." The difference being that Talitha pulls out her gun and starts shooting at everything.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-05-2010, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Indeed, that's one of his many names!
It never was abandoned. Ancient European pagan religions went into hiding when their age of spiritual enlightenment was ended by the Dark Ages of Christianity that followed.
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If the demons you worship are so powerful, how come they didn't force us into hiding instead?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-06-2010, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Well, her behaviour is exactly like that of Sister Talitha, for example, when confronted with "dark stuff." The difference being that Talitha pulls out her gun and starts shooting at everything.
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But is Sister Talitha screaming like a banshee while doing this and aiming at her husband? I don't think so.
No that woman was not a Christian, she even took the money in the end.
Proverbs 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
21:19 It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.
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Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-06-2010, 10:35 PM
Don't forget, that Trading Spouses lady is also a Catholic, she can't be trusted.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
03-08-2010, 12:52 PM
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If the demons you worship are so powerful, how come they didn't force us into hiding instead?
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Because we are tolerant of other religions, while you are not.
Additionally, you might want to compare the situation with the situation as it was 200 years ago, when witches were persecuted by stupid bigoted christians around the world. Nowadays, it only happens at a few remote areas, like Sudan, Iran and Freehold. Clearly, the Mother Goddess is protecting us from it now. And in about a month, mr. King will be mayor, and Witch Hunts in Freehold will stop as well.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
04-09-2010, 07:20 PM
Miss Cassandra, I was once a Wiccan and I know the inwards and outwards of the religion.
If you are truly a Wiccan, why are you here bashing Christians? The Rule of Three still apply here. As a witch you must remember that the goddess is pure love and what you are doing here is not love.
If you want people to respect your religion, then you should also respect ours. Although some of this forum have ticked me off with their ignorance, they are still Christians and our God does damn witches.
Just as you should apologize for what you say, I will apologize for them because, even thought they are hardcore Christians, they still do not understand unconditional love.
Remember, Jesus loves you.
And I know I will get an infraction for this. Haterz.
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