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Question Will this forum be as subdivided as the last? - 09-13-2006, 08:45 PM

The reason why I'm wondering if this forum will be as subdivided as the last Landover Baptist Church forum was because I was going to post a new thread discussing $cientology, and I was wondering if I should go right ahead, or wait for this forum to add specefic places to discuss key issues.
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I would imagine that the great Pastors of Landover will restore the forums to their former glorious state, just give them time friend.
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Remember all things as possible threw Jesus. Jesus wants you to be happy in this Goldy Forum but you must show Him you love Him. May I suggest you pray to Him for aid in this? Ask yourself friend; what will I do for Jesus in return?
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Default 09-13-2006, 11:40 PM

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The reason why I'm wondering if this forum will be as subdivided as the last Landover Baptist Church forum was because I was going to post a new thread discussing $cientology, and I was wondering if I should go right ahead, or wait for this forum to add specefic places to discuss key issues.
Eventually, it may be. In the meantime you should wait.

Soon either myself or one of the other Pastors will receive a vision from Jesus about what is to be done.


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The reason why I'm wondering if this forum will be as subdivided as the last Landover Baptist Church forum was because I was going to post a new thread discussing $cientology, and I was wondering if I should go right ahead, or wait for this forum to add specefic places to discuss key issues.
Are you a Scientologist (if that's how you say it)??

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Cueball is a homer.....which probably means Scientologist as well. He was tossed out of this GODLY forum.


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Default I'm back with my responses! - 09-15-2006, 07:15 PM

First for the record, I got this issue cleared up with Pastor Pistle via e-mail in that I ain't some homer! I made the mistake of registering by providing an MSN address (something that I didn't know that homers do, since Brother V has an account on MSN), because I was affraid that if I used my more convincing Earthlink/Mindspring account (as I did with the previous forum), that I would not receive the confirmation e-mail... But I re-registered, got the confirmation e-mail, got confirmed, and are now back.

Now I don't mind somebody nuking my account via an honest mistake (especially when they have some reason to presume I'm some kinda homer LIEbral terrorist swine), but I detest of having to answer questions of my faith to a witch that should be lynched on sight!

No, I *AM NOT* one of those Elron Hubbard-worshipping $cientologists, I am born again Baptist! How can somebody be so stupid to give away money in exchange for enlightenment?! Especially when all one has to do to become enlightened is buy themselves a Bible and use that money, and give it to Landover Baptist in exchange for salvation! (And especially when those documents of "enlightenment" that $cientologists sell are works that Elron Hubbard couldn't sell to the rest of the sickular world for a dime at a book store!)

And aren't $cientologists all wrapped up in Science Fictoin? If so, I'd have a name like Laserball or Moonball, or whatever those money-wasting freaks call themselves.

Thankfully, we don't just have to look to the Bible alone for enlightenment anymore, since Pastor Deacon Fred's book has been released. I'm still waiting for my copy to arrive in the mail, so hopefully I'll get it this Saturday!


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