Please Join Me in Rebuking and Boycotting Mr. Cal Smith

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

This vile man has written and performed a disgusting song about him telling a GODLY, concerned-for-his-eternal-soul, good, True Christian woman - Mrs. Johnson - to mind her own business.


This man has a special place in HELL reserved for him.

The Lord Knows I'm Drinking Lyrics



Hello Mrs Johnson, you self righteous woman.
Sunday school teacher, what brings you out slummin'?
Do you reckon the preacher would approve where you are
Standin' here, visitin' with a back-slidin' Christian in a neighborhood bar?

Well, yes, that's my bottle and yes, that's my glass
And I see you're eyeballin', this pretty young lass.
It ain't none of your business but yes, she's with me
And we don't need no sermon, you self-righteous woman just let us be.
The Lord knows I'm drinkin' and runnin' around.
And He don't need your loud mouth informin' the town
The Lord knows I'm sinnin' and sinnin' ain't right
But me and the good Lord's gonna have us a good talk later tonight


Goodbye, Mrs.Johnson, you self-righteous biddy.
I don't need your preachin' and I don't need your pity.
So, go back to whatever, you hypocrites do, and when I talk to Heaven, be nice and I'll put in a good word for you.

The Lord knows I'm drinkin' and runnin' around.
And He don't need your loud mouth informin' the town.
The Lord knows I'm sinnin' and sinnin' ain't right

But me and the good Lord's gonna have us a good talk later tonight

Isn't that the most disgusting song you've ever heard?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Please Join Me in Rebuking and Boycotting Mr. Cal Smith

That little, pesky man! I met him while with my husband; who was trying to sort out his soul. He apparently was too cowardly to go for my darling Pastor husband, so he went for me. My husband won't be pleased.

[Reaper42]

Re: Please Join Me in Rebuking and Boycotting Mr. Cal Smith

LOL haha that's good that really is a funny song. Who knew he had a sense of humor? XD