NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

[Talitha]

Especially White Nuns. Not Negroidal Nuns of course.
I mean what a waste of perfectly good Eggs from a healthy Womb!

I know they are Cattlickers and all, but if that was made Illegal too there would be more White Christian Soldiers for The Lord.

Just a thought from your compassionate Sister in Christ Talitha.

[PeterIV8]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

If your idea of compassion is calling people "cattlickers", and believing a way of life based on belief is illegal, you have a serious, SERIOUS issue.

[ultima]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Nope. Hate speech and infringement on other's rights should be.

[PeterIV8]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sorry, I meant if you believe a certain way of life based on belief SHOULD be illegal, you have an issue.

Thanks

[lord warrior]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sister, then what will the catlicks do with the ugly girls that the priest had sex with and now can't have children. Have you ever been in a catlick school. It's always the real ugly one's who become nuns. I mean would you want something that ugly and socially retarded coming after your son, or more likely, your daughter.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

I agree with Sister Talitha. The Lord did not intend for womankind to schlump around a dripping monastery with a bunch of other women. He intended them to have babies. Lots and lots of babies to glorify Him.

And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein. Genesis 9:7

The Catholics are going against God and making these women (ugly ones, admittedly) stay celberate. And goodness knows what perversions they get up to in those dimly-lit corridors and shadowy cloisters.

(What the heck is a cloister, anyways? Sounds moist and cloying. Urghgh.)

It gives me the creeping jeebers just thinking about it. All those chunky women with hairy moles and unshaven legs rubbing "accidentally" against each other as they creep about their cloistered abode....ewww.

Yes, there ought to be a law.

~~ OEJ

[lilith]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

A way of life NOT based on belief might be interesting.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

You mean a third possibility, one involved neither in flagellating oneself for Jesus in a large stone building nor in popping out little howler monkeys at a rate of 1 per year?

A veritable third way?

Have you been reading Doris Lessing or something?

~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Nunneries are nothing but a steaming cesspool of lezbeanism. God is not fooled, just because they claim to be married to His only begotten son, Jesus.

Christ would never marry a herd of muffdivers!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Once again it seems I must share my shameful past in order to properly witness for the Lord. My brothers and sisters in Christ at Landover are already aware of this (and the whispering and finger pointing stopped weeks ago, praise Jesus), but I am a former nun. So should they be made illegal? YES! A loud, resounding YES YES YES YES!
I spent almost as much time in the convent lusting after strange flesh as I did praying to Mary and the saints or who we wrongfully thought God to be. When I could have being studying the King James Bible or bearing children, I was instead in Satan's thrall looking at the soft, rounded curves of my fellow blasphemers, taking in their clean, feminine scents as they would slowly kiss me starting from my mouth to my earlobes and then down to... YES, THEY SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL!

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Saved in childbearing! Not letting their wombs, which properly belong to Jesus, gather dust and mold in prime childbearing years!
Thank you, Jesus, for taking me out of that life of sin and bringing me to Your real church and my Godly husband, Mr. Joseph Whitford!

[Talitha]

Re: NUNS. THEY SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL. MONKS TOO!

Well!! It looks like the general consensus from the people here who matter is that Nuns are just a bunch of Lezbeen Harlots who indeed should be made illegal.
Well Praise Jesus, one of Godly Pastors also joined in to back this move.

Now, while we're on the subject what about Monks?
I MEAN COME ON!!!

They spend all of their lives living in a Male only Community obviously Sodomizing one another all day long to get their sexual relief. They walk around in Robes, obviously stark naked underneath to give one-another quick access.
I say make these Homers illegal too!
Or at least make sure that if they want to live the Monk Lifestyle that they have their Choo-choo's removed first.
That way no Seed gets spilled and they can't go around buggering each other all day long.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Once again it seems I must share my shameful past in order to properly witness for the Lord. My brothers and sisters in Christ at Landover are already aware of this (and the whispering and finger pointing stopped weeks ago, praise Jesus), but I am a former nun. So should they be made illegal? YES! A loud, resounding YES YES YES YES!
I spent almost as much time in the convent lusting after strange flesh as I did praying to Mary and the saints or who we wrongfully thought God to be. When I could have being studying the King James Bible or bearing children, I was instead in Satan's thrall looking at the soft, rounded curves of my fellow blasphemers, taking in their clean, feminine scents as they would slowly kiss me starting from my mouth to my earlobes and then down to...

Sister, I have a rather urgent request. Would you please continue with your testimony? You were just getting to the part that interests many of the True Christian™ Brothers, in our never ending quest to understand the "ups and downs" of what goes on in these hellacious convents full of nubile young lezbean nuns. PLEASE, PLEASE continue your narration, that we might read and re-read (in our prayer closets) the specifics of the perversions you were forced to indulge in. Leave no details out.

Waiting anxiously with a circle of earnest, excited Brothers, faith as hard as a rock for Jesus....

Hurry please!

YIC

--Zeke

[eliot mayfield]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Sister, I have a rather urgent request. Would you please continue with your testimony? You were just getting to the part that interests many of the True Christian™ Brothers, in our never ending quest to understand the "ups and downs" of what goes on in these hellacious convents full of nubile young lezbean nuns. PLEASE, PLEASE continue your narration, that we might read and re-read (in our prayer closets) the specifics of the perversions you were forced to indulge in. Leave no details out.

Waiting anxiously with a circle of earnest, excited Brothers, faith as hard as a rock for Jesus....

Hurry please!

YIC

--Zeke

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[Wide-Open]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Waiting anxiously with a circle of earnest, excited Brothers, faith as hard as a rock for Jesus....

Hurry please!

I was thinking along the same lines Pastor Zeke. We have lots o' nuns over here, so it would add to my rebuking skills to know exactly what they are up to behind closed doors.

I must say though, Sister Tal's monks and choo-choos almost killed my, eh, learning mood ever so slightly.

Could we start again from the earlobes, please?

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: NUNS. SHOULD THEY BE MADE ILLEGAL?

Friends. Friends. I am not so sure that we are talking about nuns like those seen in the documentary "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I fear we may be faced with another class of nun as well.

I regret posting this, but we must face reality. The picture below is from a fact sheet on Catholic nunneries. It was captioned, "Masochism And God: Sister Bubo Spanks Herself".



I must go now and be sick.

~~ OEJ