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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 02:21 AM
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Mr.Fish, is you wife saveds? cuz if she not, an if the abuser does get saveds, then he gonna go to heavens an she gonna roast in hellfires cuz that be lord God logicks an it happen all the times cuz He not care who-did-whats to who as long as they repents
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No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.
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10-25-2006, 02:24 AM
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But judgement belongs to God and those who do not repent will be brought to justice.
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Oh, fine. Another fifty infraction points for saying what you WISH the Bible said instead of what it actually does say.
Leviticus 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? Do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1 Corinthians 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? How much more things that pertain to this life?.
You will be banned in about two more posts if you don't start using scripture and I have some more good news for you. If you aren't married to a Catholic and weren't married to her in a Catholic Church, YOUR backward religion says that YOU and your children will accompany her to hell.
Enjoy the pit with your wife and children while her rapist goes to Catholic Heaven (which is the rapist and paedophile suite, right next to the one in which you are going to toast!)
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-25-2006, 02:38 AM
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No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right, if the abuser truly repents and my wife chooses to ignore God then the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.
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Will someone please get me a fork??
What you just said is utterly abhorrent. Pardon my french here, but you condemn others while you've just shown yourself to be a brainwashed, clueless ****. If there really was a hell, people with your kinds of attitude should be the ones to burn in it.
Shame on you, you're despicable.
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Believe me that is how I feel. But as a Christian I have to put my feelings aside and pray for this world and the people in it decieved by satan and his ways. It isn't easy. But judgement belongs to God and those who do not repent will be brought to justice.
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Again, if there was a hell I'd happily go there skipping and singing than spend an eternity in the company of a deity like that and 'his' brainwashed, idiotic followers.
How can you sleep at night? How can you live with yourself? How can you condone violent and despicable actions in a lovey dovey way?
Argh!!!!
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Will someone please get me a fork??
What you just said is utterly abhorrent. Pardon my french here, but you condemn others while you've just shown yourself to be a brainwashed, clueless ****. If there really was a hell, people with your kinds of attitude should be the ones to burn in it.
Shame on you, you're despicable.
Again, if there was a hell I'd happily go there skipping and singing than spend an eternity in the company of a deity like that and 'his' brainwashed, idiotic followers.
How can you sleep at night? How can you live with yourself? How can you condone violent and despicable actions in a lovey dovey way?
Argh!!!!
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Van Hellsing, I agree with you completely! Congratulations! You have become a Christian.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-25-2006, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Van Hellsing, I agree with you completely! Congratulations! You have become a Christian.
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I'm....uhhh....speechless
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10-25-2006, 06:41 AM
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I'm....uhhh....speechless
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I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You have just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.
Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!
SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-25-2006, 06:47 AM
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I knew that one day JESUS would cast the demons out of your colon and you would start making sense. You hve just recognized that the Catlick Church is SATAN and is headed by the AntiChrist, Pope Ratsniffer.
Soon you will be at one with JESUS and will understand that we must take the world back before the DEMONCRATS destroy it!
SHOUT GLORY! When can you start tithing?
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I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...? And my being a heathen and all...?
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I assume being broke might be a bit of a problem in that regards...?
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It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities! You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
It makes JESUS cry to have a brand new Christian begin backsliding after only three minutes. You have a job don't you? Stop wasting your paycheck on frivolities!
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Umm.....'pay this or we will disconnect your electrical services' isn't really a frivolity, is it, Pastor? Or paying rent otherwise get evicted? Last I checked those were pretty important things...
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You have a daughter don't you? Sell her. Jesus can't wait for your inheritance money, MISSY!!
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Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option! Would Jesus be happy if I clicked on some ads instead?
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Pastor Al!!! Selling of family is not an option!
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It is in the Bible! Do not sin against GOD by denying JESUS His due!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 07:20 AM
Wow, a thread that gets Rachael saved and Fish banned. Praise Jesus!!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:03 AM
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My wife was sadistically sexually abused for years as a child.
I would much rather see the man who abused her come to Christ and repent than to see him rot in prison.
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We would all like to see the man who abused your 12-year old wife come to Christ and repent. Unfortunately, you're still a Godless Catholic, and now you're banned as well.
P.S. Doesn't the Bible say to kill homers?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:16 AM
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Umm....like I said before...what about my heathen-ness?
I'm a little confused, I confess.
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Yes, you are a heathen, but you seem to be accepting of the GODLY advice that we TRUE CHRISTIANS™ give sinners like that homer FISH who hopes that his wife's abuser goes to Heaven while relegating his raped and abused wife to hell. That means that JESUS is opening your eyes to the true nature of Christianity, and you will slowly become accustomed to accepting whatever we tell you......relax.......relax......look at this pretty bauble.
http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/mot_mib/index.html
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:19 AM
That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.
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10-25-2006, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
That has nothing on the Boobah interactive site, Pastor Al.
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I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:22 AM
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I'm up for any new tool we can use for the glory of GOD. What's the address?
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Here:
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
*Though how you could use that, I'm not entirely sure....the same mesmerizing weird effect though.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:24 AM
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OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:27 AM
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OMG! That's QUEER! No wonder you are all fu...... like you are.
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Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
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PLEASE do not try to blame the homerish teletubby site on GODLY Brother Temperance. He is a fine and upstanding citizen of England and will be standing for a seat in the House of Commons during the next election.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
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Re: The Pope hides child molesters in the Vatican!! -
10-25-2006, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Actually, I had no idea what Boohbah was until Brother Temperance mentioned it.
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Bah! What did you think Lilith (or Zing Zing Lilithbah, to give her her full name) was?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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