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Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-30-2007, 04:20 PM
I recently discovered the work of creationist Kent Hovind, and I have to say...I'm impressed! I can almost see the commie liberals at the SPL Center squirm as they wrote this article about him.
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Do you think the theory of evolution is a Satanic plot to bring about the New World Order? Are you worried that Darwin's idea produced "Communism, Socialism, Naziism, abortion, liberalism and the New Age Movement?" Then Dr. Kent Hovind is for you.
Hovind, who runs the Creation Science Evangelism ministry from Pensacola, Fla., says the whole Bible is literally true and that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. While that may seem par for the creationist course, Hovind also sells anti-Semitic books like Fourth Reich of the Rich and has recommended The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a book blaming the world's problems on a Jewish conspiracy. Environmentalism and income taxes, Hovind says, are designed to destroy the United States and "bring it under Communism."... Every religion has fundamentalists bordering on extremism; Hovind is notable for his wide reception and for his promulgating of conspiracy theories favored by the antigovernment "Patriot" movement. A recent Hovind speech at East Memorial Baptist Church, a relatively mainstream church in Prattville, Ala., drew 500 supporters. Hovind says he speaks each month at dozens of churches and even at public schools nationwide. Creationism is a fundamentalist issue with wide appeal. By tying it to more radical antigovernment and conspiracy ideas — for instance, the "unregistered church" movement (see article Church vs. State) — Hovind is attempting to draw conservatives into a world of far-right conspiracy-mongering and anti-Semitism. Hovind does allow for loose interpretation of the Bible on at least one issue, though. His Web site, www.drdino.com, suggests that "the mark of the beast" from Revelations 13:16 is actually the UPC bar code. "Four people have called me from Arkansas and Missouri," writes Hovind, "to report seeing customers at the grocery store pay for purchases by scanning their hand." Intelligence Report Summer 2001
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If only I could be as righteous as Brother Hovind. Praise!
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-30-2007, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Andrew Barrick
I recently discovered the work of creationist Kent Hovind, and I have to say...I'm impressed! I can almost see the commie liberals at the SPL Center squirm as they wrote this article about him.
If only I could be as righteous as Brother Hovind. Praise!
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Brother Hovind is being martyred for his faith. He is unjustly imprisoned for tax fraud. All because Brother Hovind dared speaks the truth about the Liberal Education-Entertainment complex and this disgusting Monkey Man theory.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-30-2007, 07:23 PM
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Brother Hovind is being martyred for his faith. He is unjustly imprisoned for tax fraud. All because Brother Hovind dared speaks the truth about the Liberal Education-Entertainment complex and this disgusting Monkey Man theory.
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Right you are. Christ-hating liberals no longer throw Christians to the lions, but an unelected liberal activist judge has done the closest thing. They can't compete with Dr. Hovind's dazzling intellectual brilliance and must have known so ever since his Ph.D. thesis first came to light on the interwebs, so instead they call out the politically correct thought police to silence him.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-31-2007, 02:42 AM
It has been exactly one year since I urged everyone in the flock to keep Dr. Hovind in their prayers. Unfortunately, Jesus has seen fit to test Brother Kent, just as He tested Job, to plumb the depths of his intense faith.
For all the latest on Dr. Hovind's situation, keep checking "Richard's" website.
I worry that with Pastor Hovind out of the way, satan may be successful in getting Hillary Cliton elected and communism enforced throughout the land.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-31-2007, 02:42 AM
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Christ-hating liberals no longer throw Christians to the lions, but an unelected liberal activist judge has done the closest thing.
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You said a mouthful, brother. If my parole board hadn't been made up primarily of Bible-Believing Christians, I'd still be in prison myself.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
10-31-2007, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I worry that with Pastor Hovind out of the way, satan may be successful in getting Hillary Cliton elected and communism enforced throughout the land.
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If that were to happen, where would all the True Christians go? I'll pray extra hard about this one.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
11-01-2007, 01:55 AM
"Four people have called me from Arkansas and Missouri," writes Hovind, "to report seeing customers at the grocery store pay for purchases by scanning their hand."
So...four people "claim to have seen this" huh?
Well in that case,it MUST be true.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
11-01-2007, 02:01 PM
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If that were to happen, where would all the True Christians go? I'll pray extra hard about this one.
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We stay put and fight satan, just like always, only twice as hard!
Where do you think we went during those hellish years of the Carter regime?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
11-01-2007, 03:13 PM
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If that were to happen, where would all the True Christians go? I'll pray extra hard about this one.
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Personally, I'm hoping to be raptured long before then. GLORY!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
11-01-2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lilith
"Four people have called me from Arkansas and Missouri," writes Hovind, "to report seeing customers at the grocery store pay for purchases by scanning their hand."
So...four people "claim to have seen this" huh?
Well in that case,it MUST be true.
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Fine, have it your way. Prove that they didn't see it.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
11-02-2007, 01:33 AM
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Fine, have it your way. Prove that they didn't see it.
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I'm not a psychiatrist.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
01-03-2008, 02:53 PM
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I'm not a psychiatrist.
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S'ok. It is not possible to prove a negitive anyway, although in Brother Kent's case, one wonders.
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Re: Kent Hovind- Truly a Man of God -
01-06-2008, 11:27 PM
He committed tax fraud and is in jail. It wasn't unjust. He broke the law and is now serving his time.
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