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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 09:05 AM
I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 01:49 PM
Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 02:11 PM
Yeah, but they only killed Him temporarily.
And we get his Life, renewed, every New Year's Day.
I would vote---I can't say it. But that choice does not appear in the poll.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 04:01 PM
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Yeah, but they only killed Him temporarily.
And we get his Life, renewed, every New Year's Day.
I would vote---I can't say it. But that choice does not appear in the poll.
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I've added Mudslimes, if that's who you were thinking of... any others?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 04:03 PM
Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-01-2012, 04:16 PM
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Amen and Amen!! He is alive indeed! Praise the holy name of the Lord
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02-25-2021, 05:30 AM
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praise god, these joos can't kill him again
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-06-2016, 06:55 PM
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I've added Mudslimes, if that's who you were thinking of... any others?
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how about Baptists
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-06-2016, 07:20 PM
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how about Baptists
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Of the 1539 posts in this thread before yours, about 500 have been that exact, very lame joke.
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Grats on blowing yours. :slowclap:
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
01-06-2016, 08:20 PM
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how about Baptists
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You joined this forum 16 months ago and waited all this time to make a comment. After more than a year, this is the best you can come up with?
This is only a three word sentence, but you have failed to capitalize the first word and there is no punctuation. What are you, some kind of idiot or what?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-10-2008, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-10-2008, 07:50 PM
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You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
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Joh:10:24: Then came the Jews round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ, tell us plainly.
Joh:10:31: Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
Joh:10:33: The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.
We see Jews wanted to kill Jesus
M't:27:23: And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
M't:27:24: When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
M't:27:25: Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
M't:27:26: Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.
That is, all the Jews who formed the mob in front of Pilate when Jesus' fate was being decided, accepted responsibility for the death of Jesus. They also accepted responsibility on behalf of their children.
You will bear in mind that Romans at that time were heathens and weren’t bothered by either Christians or Jews. They were equal opportunity executers working on a free-lance basis to keep the people happy. In this respect they were democratic and went with the majority - i.e. went with the Joos!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-10-2008, 08:11 PM
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SO GODS WRATH MEANS MORE THAN HIS LOVE YOU DO KNOW WE ARE UNDER THE LAW OF LOVE DONT YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUN YOU GET BY DRILLING HATRED TORD THE WORD OF GOD NOTHING WAS WROTE IN VAIN BECUSE IF YOU LOVE ONE ONOTHER YOU WOULDNT BE LOOP WARM IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME WHAT YOU ARE PREACHING IS FALSE TEACHING
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You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-11-2008, 04:53 AM
Why isn't Christianity in this poll?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
09-11-2008, 01:17 PM
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Why isn't Christianity in this poll?
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Why aren't you doing your homework, boy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2009, 12:08 AM
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. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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I though Jesus was a Jew?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-12-2009, 12:11 AM
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I though Jesus was a Jew?
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You thought wrong. If Jesus was a hook-nosed Joo, why did they kill Him?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-21-2009, 04:05 AM
"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."
Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?
1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."
tsk tsk...
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
05-21-2009, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by fireflyespitonus
"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."
Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?
1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."
tsk tsk...
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You obviously no absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible. When God orders us to kill witches (for example), do you think He is being inconsistent?
And by the way, that same old testament you are waving in our faces says that sodomites are an abomination who should be killed. I trust you agree with EVERYTHING in the Holy Bible, and aren't just a cherry-picking God mocker.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
07-31-2009, 03:59 AM
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Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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Didn't you call someone a nazi for not being loyal to god in another thread? And now here you discriminate against the ones Adolf Hitler and his Nazi fellowship tried to destroy?
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