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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 07:13 AM
Wouldn't you also imply that to your beloved pastor? But I guess Christians are one sided, when it comes to name calling. Because, if I remember correctly, he called someone an ass. Shame.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 07:18 AM
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Wouldn't you also imply that to your beloved pastor? But I guess Christians are one sided, when it comes to name calling. Because, if I remember correctly, he called someone an ass. Shame.
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I have no argument with any Pastors. You on the other hand come here snarling and pawing the dirt like a rabid dog.
Jesus brought you here for a reason, and it's not to fight. Are you ready to accept Him as your personal savior? I want to see you in Heaven!
YiC,
Zech
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 08:17 PM
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Oh trust me, I have faith. I think I'm going to show this one to all my buddies, though, so we can laugh.
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How will you know if they're looking at it, you're blind. And how can you be reading this even? I call shenanigans!
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 08:28 PM
@Capt. Portway, I have a screen reader, which is a text to speech software that reads text on the screen out loud.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 08:48 PM
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@Capt. Portway, I have a screen reader, which is a text to speech software that reads text on the screen out loud.
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What did you do so that God gave you the blindness?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 08:50 PM
Well I was born blind, so there must have been some other purpose for my blindness. Oh, BTW, very creative editing of my profile, lol.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 09:11 PM
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Well I was born blind, so there must have been some other purpose for my blindness. Oh, BTW, very creative editing of my profile, lol.
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Jeremiah 1:5 says God shaped you in the womb. So we know God thought you deserved to be blind. He probably saved thousands of children from rape with this tactical preemptive strike.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 09:12 PM
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@Capt. Portway, I have a screen reader, which is a text to speech software that reads text on the screen out loud.
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That still doesn't explain how you know people are reading . . .
Wait, your computer talks to you? How do you know it's actually reading what I type? I mean, it might be possessed by demons for all you know, right?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 09:16 PM
So the page doesn't actually say I'm a sinner who has rejected Christ? That's what my screen reader said. And I'd know they were reading it because we would discuss it and then be able to laugh about it. For some reason this board fascinates me, not sure why though.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
02-09-2013, 09:25 PM
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So the page doesn't actually say I'm a sinner who has rejected Christ? That's what my screen reader said. And I'd know they were reading it because we would discuss it and then be able to laugh about it. For some reason this board fascinates me, not sure why though.
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The page says that you are blind, among other things. Are you deaf by the way? Hello? Can you hear me?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
03-16-2014, 05:13 AM
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Uhu..
As far as I see, christian people don't care about the weakest in society. Very interesting.
So if get hit by a car on the street, gets braindamaged for life and become a "cripple",
I'm really not a christian anymore... That's what you guys said.
According to the Bible, people MUST take care of the weakest and poorest.
- Even the sinners.
Shame on you all!
Remember Adam and Eva? They got kicked out of Paradise.
And who was Adam end Eva? The human beings.
No human will ever go to Paradise when dead. We're all banned.
But where's the proof there ever was a God? I wanna see before believing.
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This is my first post here and I can tell you that the people here don't represent the Christ that I have learned to follow for the last 40 years.
I've never seen anything like this. Thank God this IS NOT what being a Christian is all about. I don't want anything to do with the people here. You people are nothing but a bunch of prejudiced hypocritical heathen fulfilling Satan's will.
See ya! And may God destroy your demonic forum.
9 Destroy, O Lord, and divide their tongues: for I have seen violence and strife in the city.
10 Day and night they go about it upon the walls thereof: mischief also and sorrow are in the midst of it.
Wickedness is in the midst thereof: deceit and guile depart not from her streets. For it was not an enemy that reproached me; then I could have borne it: neither was it he that hated me that did magnify himself against me; then I would have hid myself from him: But it was thou, a man mine equal, my guide, and mine acquaintance. We took sweet counsel together, and walked unto the house of God in company. Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
As for me, I will call upon God; and the Lord shall save me.
Psalm 55:12-14
It is not an enemy who taunts me—
I could bear that.
It is not my foes who so arrogantly insult me—
I could have hidden from them.
Instead, it is you—my equal,
my companion and close friend.
What good fellowship we once enjoyed
as we walked together to the house of God.
I refuse to be active on this forum due to the high volume of hypocrites.
Mark 8:18 Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
03-16-2014, 05:23 AM
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This is my first post here and I can tell you that the people here don't represent the Christ that I have learned to follow for the last 40 years.
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Well then, the LORD brought you here just in time!
GLORY!
You need to know the Christ Who Is, not the Christ Who Cowards And Liars Wish He Was. You need Christ from the Holy Bible! In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
03-16-2014, 05:49 AM
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This is my first post here and I can tell you that the people here don't represent the Christ that I have learned to follow for the last 40 years.
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That's because you follow a "Christ" that exists only in your sorely deluded imagination. We follow Jesus Christ, whose gospel is given in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611). We obey God's commandments rather than try to make His Word conform to what our modern sensibilities would like to believe. We believe in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, who hates the sin AND the sinner! (Leviticus 26:30, Deuteronomy 32:19, Psalm 5:5-6, Romans 9:13, Revelation 2:6, 15). We rejoice in ALL of God's pronouncements and commands, and we thank Him for allowing us to be His slaves!
Matthew 6:24
No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
You evidently choose to serve mammon. So be it. Have fun in hell.
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I've never seen anything like this. Thank God this IS NOT what being a Christian is all about. I don't want anything to do with the people here. You people are nothing but a bunch of prejudiced hypocritical heathen fulfilling Satan's will.
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Jesus told us that you mammon-worshipping perverts would separate yourself from all that is good and righteous and holy, particularly in these last days. Indeed, we are blessed by it.
Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
John 15:18-21
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.
I guess that's just more room in Heaven for us, Jesus' elect. If you ever decide to stop wallowing in sin, justifying your own perversions and the depredations of others, we will be here for you. We would like to help you become a better Christian - a True Christian™ - but you have to stop sassing off to your spiritual betters and learn how to receive and follow instruction. Being a Christian is ultimately about fear and obedience (Deuteronomy 13:4, Philippians 2:12-13, Colossians 3:22-23). Christianity is ultimately a slave mentality, and the sooner you learn to stop thinking for yourself and relying on your own understanding (Proverbs 3:5-6), but instead unconditionally accept God's Word at face value, the sooner you will have any qualms about being a slave for Christ.
I hope you will take this loving rebuke to heart, and use this opportunity to get right with Jesus. My family and I will pray for you.
Proverbs 17:10
A reproof entereth more into a wise man
than an hundred stripes into a fool.
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I'd worry about more about your own soul, friend.
Matthew 7:3-5
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church! -
03-16-2014, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by profit
This is my first post here and I can tell you that the people here don't represent the Christ that I have learned to follow for the last 40 years.
I've never seen anything like this. Thank God this IS NOT what being a Christian is all about. I don't want anything to do with the people here. You people are nothing but a bunch of prejudiced hypocritical heathen fulfilling Satan's will.
See ya! And may God destroy your demonic forum.
9 Destroy, O Lord, and divide their tongues: for I have seen violence and strife in the city.
10 Day and night they go about it upon the walls thereof: mischief also and sorrow are in the midst of it.
Wickedness is in the midst thereof: deceit and guile depart not from her streets. For it was not an enemy that reproached me; then I could have borne it: neither was it he that hated me that did magnify himself against me; then I would have hid myself from him: But it was thou, a man mine equal, my guide, and mine acquaintance. We took sweet counsel together, and walked unto the house of God in company. Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them.
As for me, I will call upon God; and the Lord shall save me.
Psalm 55:12-14
It is not an enemy who taunts me—
I could bear that.
It is not my foes who so arrogantly insult me—
I could have hidden from them.
Instead, it is you—my equal,
my companion and close friend.
What good fellowship we once enjoyed
as we walked together to the house of God.
I refuse to be active on this forum due to the high volume of hypocrites.
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Friend, you seem to have 'opinions'. Yoiu know, you can get rid of them if you read and folow the Bible.
God makes people crippled. God makes people whole. Why do you think He does that? God kills tiny babies, even white ones.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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