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Default Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 03:02 AM
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Why must this website exist?


This place scares me. Is this what the rapture is going to be like? Faith? Crazy people like on these forums? Can someone help?


I don't know how I got here, I am scared!


I don't want to say what church I went to. I don't want a lumberjack or a clown to hunt after me.


In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. That's Genesis, like the game console by Sega, or the band Phil Collins was in. I love Phil, so good at sing.


I found Jesus in my church, my bedroom, the neighbor across the street's '71 Oldsmobile 442 W-31, and in my dishwasher. They told me Jesus was everywhere, so I dunno where he really is at.


Is he still at the right hand of God or is he in San Antonio and Detroit at the same time?


And I'm only a kid, yet i'm UNSAVED TRASH! I WAS BAPTISED! Your website makes no sense. I don't get it. How do you close out of a web browser again? Start Menu? Recycle Bin? I don't know...


By the way, I recommend you all visit these amazing websites. They make me feel better when I'm sad.

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T hank You!!!
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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 03:10 AM
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Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Hello to you too, sweetie! Do you think you're in a dream or something?

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Why must this website exist?
Because religious freedom, duh!

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This place scares me. Is this what the rapture is going to be like? Faith? Crazy people like on these forums? Can someone help?
Well, judging from the content of your post, for you Rapture will be just a prelude to Hell. You can read all about it in this handy manual.

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I don't know how I got here, I am scared!
Himself has brought you here! Praise Him!

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T hank You!!!
You are very welcome, sweetie!


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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 03:10 AM
What is this crazy babbling? I'd ask you to read and follow the instructions at the top of the page, but I really can't see you doing that.

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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 03:43 AM
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Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Why must this website exist?
We are compelled to bring in the lost, the suffering, the wanderers. We are compelled to bring them to the Feet of the LORD:
And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel them to come in, that my house may be filled.
Luke 14:23
Compel. Do you understand? Legally, we cannot come to your home, hit you over the head with a frying pan, drag your sorry ass to church, pelting you with stones on the way, much as we know this would be best for all parties involved. Instead we are limited to following the laws of the land, such as they are (1 Peter 2:13-17). So we will use any method we can, not because your eternal soul is at stake (you're a bit of a whiner), but because if we don't, we face punishment for failed obedience (John 14:15; James 2:10).

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 04:37 AM
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Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

Why must this website exist?


This place scares me. Is this what the rapture is going to be like? Faith? Crazy people like on these forums? Can someone help?


I don't know how I got here, I am scared!


I don't want to say what church I went to. I don't want a lumberjack or a clown to hunt after me.


In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. That's Genesis, like the game console by Sega, or the band Phil Collins was in. I love Phil, so good at sing.


I found Jesus in my church, my bedroom, the neighbor across the street's '71 Oldsmobile 442 W-31, and in my dishwasher. They told me Jesus was everywhere, so I dunno where he really is at.


Is he still at the right hand of God or is he in San Antonio and Detroit at the same time?


And I'm only a kid, yet i'm UNSAVED TRASH! I WAS BAPTISED! Your website makes no sense. I don't get it. How do you close out of a web browser again? Start Menu? Recycle Bin? I don't know...


By the way, I recommend you all visit these amazing websites. They make me feel better when I'm sad.

<<<links to communist propaganda removed by moderator>>>

T hank You!!!

Listen up snowflake - you exhibit all the symptoms of substance abuse. You may be able to sleep it off - but then again maybe not. Also, there is the off chance that you are the victim of the LIEberal education system K-12 Common Core - in which case your condition may be permanent.

In any event, I suggest you check yourself in to an institution for observation - for your own safety.

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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 04:51 AM
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Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?...
I'm not even sure anymore.





Look at the date.

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Default Re: Why does this place exist? - 11-03-2016, 11:36 PM
I'm sorry guys...I mean I don't like emos, is tthat okay? Like, you know, you guys hate everything to do with modern society so I guess we all have at least one thing in common

(except for religious views, lol)

Emos are wierd, are they? like I don't understand why there are so many of them. Just so ungreatful, you know? They live in middle-class, suburban home, yet they think that life is and y'know, they have food water and shelter! It's dumb.


Also how did you guys know how I look like!


I like whipped cream, like Cool Whip. It's yummy.


I hope that is cool whip on his face, i have a funny mind.
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