[Clay For Brains]

after looking up some dates and reading SEVERAL history books to confirm my suspicions. the bible was written in the same time period from when the world was thought to be Flat... first christian bible (By what my sources say) was written around 400-500 BC, and the world wasn't discovered to be round until 1300 AD. this is something that i discussed with my friends.

to sum it up i got a well deserved smack to the head. but still it makes me think... and i don't like that.

[Alvin Moss]

You call that an introduction? And what is this nonsense about a round Earth? That theory was debunked a long time ago.

[Clay For Brains]

well i cant exactly post it anywhere else now can i? and after reading everything everyone is saying and how absolutely Zealot this place is I'm not sure I wanna even get involved. seeing whats on theses forms alone makes me fear. your views on entertainment, the reactions to even the smallest thing. and constantly pulling trash evidence out of nowhere on SEVERAL occasions (my main one being on the Team Fortress 2 form in Entertainment.) this place scares me. in my church i was taught that god loves all and will accept all, one way or the other. sadly i don't have my bible with me as of current as its in my room in my Nightstand. and I'm not gonna be bothered to go get it. and also i brought it up because the bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was Flat. which was a bit disconcerting when i made the discovery.

[Clay For Brains]

see now I'm just waiting to see how violently the moderators will react to that. because from what I've seen I'm sure its NOT gonna be subtle.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Clayton

well i cant exactly post it anywhere else now can i? and after reading everything everyone is saying and how absolutely Zealot this place is I'm not sure I wanna even get involved. seeing whats on theses forms alone makes me fear. your views on entertainment, the reactions to even the smallest thing. and constantly pulling trash evidence out of nowhere on SEVERAL occasions (my main one being on the Team Fortress 2 form in Entertainment.) this place scares me. in my church i was taught that god loves all and will accept all, one way or the other. sadly i don't have my bible with me as of current as its in my room in my Nightstand. and I'm not gonna be bothered to go get it. and also i brought it up because the bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was Flat. which was a bit disconcerting when i made the discovery.

Your church taught you that god loves and will accept all, in spite of what He actually says in the Holy Bible? Oh goodness, no wonder you're so confused. You see, God is very clear about what He wants and whom He will accept. He wants fear and obedience (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and to be loved (John 14:21), or He'll Sparta Kick your soul into the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:15). How did your church miss all that? Did they make up other stuff? Are you a Mormon, or something?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Clayton

see now I'm just waiting to see how violently the moderators will react to that. because from what I've seen I'm sure its NOT gonna be subtle.

Welcome Clayton.

Given what little we know about you, I can safely summarize the following:

1. You seem to be willing to make some assertions about the Bible (KJV1611 - the only "True" Bible that we use here at the Landover Baptist Church) that you aren't willing to back up with Scripture.

2. While you claim to own a Bible (KJV1611), you seem to not be willing to extend the effort to go get it and actually read it - and indication that you may have a lazy streak (probably due to game playing).

3. You're a self-admitted gamer - willing to devote vast quantities of the limited time Jesus has given you on this earth. This does not bode well for your future, and particularly where you will be spending eternity.

So far you haven't been overly rude or insulting - which is the primary reason that our friendly members and Moderators have not been triggered to react in ways that you may have noted.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Clayton

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And my sources (that shall never be revealed, because reasons) say that you're ugly, you smell funny, and you give out raisins on Halloween.

...in my church i was taught that god loves all and will accept all, one way or the other...

What church was that? I need to go mock some idiots.

[Clay For Brains]

I'm working on a bachelors degree in animation and graphic design. Future looking pretty good actually.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Clayton

I'm working on a bachelors degree in animation and graphic design. Future looking pretty good actually.

And I've got 17 Nobel awards, so shut up.

[Clay For Brains]

Wasn't tAlking to you "arrogant atheist dick"... Yikes the mods are mean

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Clayton

Wasn't tAlking to you "arrogant atheist dick"...

How is that relevant?

...Yikes the mods are mean

I've never had a problem with them.

[James Hutchins]

Friend, it is abundantly simple (like Gods Love®).
God created the Earth and the Heavens. God had the Bible written, explaining everything is such a manner that even the weakest of simpletons could understand it. I do not know why you cannot grasp the fact that God created the Earth and He tells us it is flat.
Just like a sheet of paper. If you get real close to a sheet of paper, you will see it is not perfectly smooth (nor is the earth, more like a big meatball). Hills and valleys. But basically flat.
While God is Perfect© a lot of what he made is not and that is by design. Which is funnier, a car with round tires or one with square ones. Of all people, you who live in a fantasy world drawing make believe characters must use a wide variation of papers and realize, not always is it smooth.