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Re: Pregnant -
03-10-2008, 02:48 AM
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The Department of Faith has already provided us with all the information we need to declare that your intentions here are probably to convert us to Islamic or something along those lines...
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Doesn't Roberta live far away from you all, though?
I am just searching for a wife.
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Re: Pregnant -
03-10-2008, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Ali al-Rashid
Doesn't Roberta live far away from you all, though?
I am just searching for a wife.
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Just to illustrate how unsaved and depraved she is, I'll tell you this much: Roberta is more than willing to relocate to any cesspool on earth if it meant she could be anally ravaged by nigras.
Even you might do.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pregnant -
03-10-2008, 11:33 PM
So long as she remains faithful, I am alright with her past.
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Re: Pregnant -
03-12-2008, 11:57 PM
Well, Roberta?
What, if anything, will we do?
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Re: Pregnant -
03-16-2008, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Ali al-Rashid
Well, Roberta?
What, if anything, will we do?
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I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.
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Re: Pregnant -
03-16-2008, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.
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Thanks, Roberta. But my father (bless His soul) never owned any oil wells. And please feel free to call me Pastor Al.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Pregnant -
03-24-2008, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
I will try not to be offensive, Al. I am looking for a Christian single, not a goat piffling Ayrab! I do not even care how many oil wells your daddy owns.
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Now the question is, "Have you transformed yourself into a True Christian single?"
You cannot expect to land a True Christian husband if you have not fully turned yor life over to Christ Jesus yourself. Your dismisal of that "I burn incents to mask the urine odor" smelling arab shows promise and a willingness to turn down the libidinous call of Satan.
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Re: Pregnant -
03-24-2008, 05:00 AM
Hold in there, Joshua! I know you'll find the right person for you! You too Robbie!
Willpower rules the world.
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Re: Pregnant -
05-02-2008, 04:36 PM
So, Roberta, I would gladly move to Vermont if you would have me. I'm not a True christian yet, but I'm working on it. What do you say?
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Re: Pregnant -
05-03-2008, 02:08 PM
Dear Jammer,
I only recently became a TC. It is not something one accomplishes overnight.
Please tell me about yourself. There is quite a bit of information about me in the forums. Have you read it?
Robbie
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Re: Pregnant -
05-07-2008, 03:59 PM
I havn't read it yet, but then again I havn't been a member for very long. Where would I find it?
Well, I'm pretty easy-going, love music, have been going to church all my life. I like cars a lot (like most guys), and enjoy some physical activity.
If you want to know anything else, just ask.
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Re: Pregnant -
05-08-2008, 04:22 PM
Why did you get banned?
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Re: Pregnant -
05-08-2008, 04:28 PM
They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea
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Re: Pregnant -
05-08-2008, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JDHolm
They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea
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You're a liar. You know exactly why.
Sister Roberta, don't fall for this snake. His father is satan.
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Re: Pregnant -
05-08-2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JDHolm
They didn't specify a reason. so, i have no idea
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Quit being a Klown jerk.
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Re: Pregnant -
07-03-2008, 06:31 PM
Oh I am going to have a good chuckle watching you burn in hell after you sounded so certain. Friend be careful of the things you say. The Lord does not forget! .
Dont you have a satanic pink triangle party to be at??
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Reason: Misspelling words drives me crazy
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Re: Pregnant -
07-03-2008, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
okay dairymaid is total my fantasy! hubba bubba!
we are go on date tomorrow. wear dairymaid outfit and bring milk bucket.
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you talk alot of trash for some godzilla food you stupid yellow skin
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