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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Oh no, another invalid argument. First of all, if people with higher intelligence were so hated by God, how come from he appreciated the act when David asked for wisdom. And there is nothing wrong with being very intelligent, without people of high intelligence we would be even more doomed than we are already, he probably does hate the higher intelligence people who control the Illuminati and the corrupt agenda, and New World Order. If your opinion made sense, on the other hand, God would love you so much.
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I can see that you are a higher intelligence. All the people that talk about Illuminati are among the smartest people in the world. That's a known fact.
If you are going to come to Church, please take your tin foil hat out, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the Lord.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:36 AM
Your love is obviously not working, because on this website I haven't sinned and I do accept Jesus Christ as my savior, and we can follow God's rules even if we disagree, BY ACCEPTING THEM! And im so sorry but your bible quote there isn't quite putting your argument into a better light, im not even turning away from God.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Your love is obviously not working, because on this website I haven't sinned and I do accept Jesus Christ as my savior, and we can follow God's rules even if we disagree, BY ACCEPTING THEM!
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The problem, sweetheart, is that apparently you have the ability to either forget/deny several of the rules, or reinterpret/twist them so they fit what you think they should be instead of what they truly are.
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And im so sorry but your bible quote there isn't quite putting your argument into a better light,
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Please explain. In the meantime, how about this one:
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
God wants us to kill those family members who disagree with us (that means, who hold different opinions) on the issue of religion.
Paul softens this position a little bit (understandable in the light of Romans 13:1-7, for example), to simple shunning of such despicable people:
1 Corinthians 5:9-11
9 I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:
10 Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
I hope that was helpful, sweetie.
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im not even turning away from God.
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You have turned away from God already, I'm trying to pull you back in, sweetie.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
I can see that you are a higher intelligence. All the people that talk about Illuminati are among the smartest people in the world. That's a known fact.
If you are going to come to Church, please take your tin foil hat out, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the Lord.
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If you aren't being sarcastic that you can see that im of a higher intelligence, then thank you, but not even I consider myself as a higher intelligence. In addition, I will honest with you I will always keep my tin-foil hat on, for MOST conspiracy theories are in fact real. I used to think they were ridiculous, until I looked more into them, and I don't go to church.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Oh no, another invalid argument. First of all, if people with higher intelligence were so hated by God, how come from he appreciated the act when David asked for wisdom.
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Don't confuse wisdom (knowing and following God's Will) and intelligence (the use of logic, understanding, creativity and problem solving). The former requires knowledge of the Written Word of God. The latter requires rational thinking skills, and we know how much God hates Rational Thinking!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
The problem, sweetheart, is that apparently you have the ability to either forget/deny several of the rules, or reinterpret/twist them so they fit what you think they should be instead of what they truly are.
Please explain. In the meantime, how about this one:
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.
God wants us to kill those family members who disagree with us (that means, who hold different opinions) on the issue of religion.
Paul softens this position a little bit (understandable in the light of Romans 13:1-7, for example), to simple shunning of such despicable people:
1 Corinthians 5:9-11
9 I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:
10 Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
I hope that was helpful, sweetie.
You have turned away from God already, I'm trying to pull you back in, sweetie.
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How have I turned away from him, I never shunned him or his teachings, or sinned in anyway on this website, from the plain sight of your eyes, you haven't seen any evidence to prove "Iv'e tuned away from God. Please, Im already in good faith with God, don't try to pull me into something im already in.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
How have I turned away from him, I never shunned him or his teachings,
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We have already proven that you ignore some of God's teachings and reinterpret others so that they can fit your world view. (Please feel free to review this thread for some of the examples. In my posts, the Scripture is helpfully marked with bold dark red font).
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or sinned in anyway on this website, from the plain sight of your eyes, you haven't seen any evidence to prove "Iv'e tuned away from God.
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Proverbs 30:5-6
5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Matthew 5:17-18
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Please, Im already in good faith with God, don't try to pull me into something im already in.
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I will pray for you. Maybe God wants you to be condemned, but I hope He will decide to take away that strong delusion and steer you back towards Salvation:
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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True Christian™
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Location: Leviticus Landing
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
if people with higher intelligence were so hated by God, how come from he appreciated the act when David asked for wisdom.
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The obvious answer is that if David already had wisdom he wouldn't need to ask for it would he.
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Greetings, personally I don't go to church
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As has already been pointed out you are not following Scripture which means that you're not complying with God's conditions for Salvation.
HEBREWS 10 . KJV . look up . context
23 Let us hold fast the profession of our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that promised)
24 And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good works:
25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins
If you do not comply with those conditions, how can you experience any sort of relationship with Jesus?
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 10:42 AM
Hello Milk Shake Crusader, I am very glad to make your acquaintance! Milk Shake Crusader is such an unusual username. Can you tell me what it means?
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 10:53 AM
While we're waiting, a musical interlude..
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: MESSAGE -
11-07-2016, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Sadly, I've gotten an unnecessary infraction, so I guess no new thread for me, so if any would like to pose an valid argument about if girls, (aged 8 - 18) should own things such as a variety of things from PINK, Victoria Secret, tight shirts, skinny jeans, bikinis, all the makeup they want, etc.... Then im happy to hear your thoughts, my feelings are I think its not wrong for girls to wear any of this.
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I don't see the need to talk about 8 year old girls wearing Victoria Secret underwear on a Christian website
Your infraction must be well deserved.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Greetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..
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I find your choice of user name most offensive, young man
Choosing a popular homersexualism slang word as your username is not amusing in the slightest.
Young people come to God's favourite forum to learn about God and Jesus who is God! They do not expect to have to learn that a so called 'Milkshake Crusader' is in fact gay slang someone who tricks Godly Christian Pastors into manual manipulation of male manflesh until manseed manifests as the so called Milkshake all over his palms and wrist.
Not happy about this People like you make me sick. You come here with your in jokes and satire desiring only to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs. Your hated of all that good and decent and definitely not gay at all is like unleashing streams of white hot liquid urine into the crying face of Jesus Christ Himself!!!
You're going to Hell, madam! You will burn!
All the best.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Posts: 9,051
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-07-2016, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Hello Milk Shake Crusader, I am very glad to make your acquaintance! Milk Shake Crusader is such an unusual username. Can you tell me what it means?
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See my previous post.
The imagination of some people
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-08-2016, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
I find your choice of user name most offensive, young man
Choosing a popular homersexualism slang word as your username is not amusing in the slightest.
Young people come to God's favourite forum to learn about God and Jesus who is God! They do not expect to have to learn that a so called 'Milkshake Crusader' is in fact gay slang someone who tricks Godly Christian Pastors into manual manipulation of male manflesh until manseed manifests as the so called Milkshake all over his palms and wrist.
Not happy about this People like you make me sick. You come here with your in jokes and satire desiring only to ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs. Your hated of all that good and decent and definitely not gay at all is like unleashing streams of white hot liquid urine into the crying face of Jesus Christ Himself!!!
You're going to Hell, madam! You will burn!
All the best.
YIC
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Sir, we have a misunderstanding here, I chose my name to be MalicedCrusader, but it got switched
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Introduction Form -
11-09-2016, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Milkshakecrusader
Greetings, personally I don't go to church for personal reasons, my favorite bible verse is "Never will I leave; never will I forsake you -Hebrews 13:5. I came to find Jesus through my parents, strange dreams, realistic visions, etc..
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I'm not sure what a realistic vision is but Hebrews is a great book and because you quoted it my response was also from Hebrews. How do you identify the Jesus you found through visions dreams and your parents with Jesus in The Bible?
Which sayings of Jesus endorse your views?
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