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Default Pope - 11-09-2016, 06:22 PM

I I'd like to become the Pope, would Jesus provide me with the help I need here?
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Default Re: Pope - 11-09-2016, 06:39 PM

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Stupid question. If you want to become the Pope you have to ask for help to Satan.


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Default Re: Pope - 11-09-2016, 06:59 PM

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I I'd like to become the Pope, would Jesus provide me with the help I need here?

Jesus has no truck with Roman idol worshippers, nor does any Christian. If you seek power on Earth through false doctrines, my advice is to either join the priesthood of the godless saint worshippers of the Roman religion and work your way up to Capo di Tutti Capi or, if you are not a homosexual, you might try starting a foundation. If you choose the foundation route, the plan is to hire as many priests as you can and solicit donations from those who seek the favor of Rome. Use the donations to pay the priests and then rely on them for the support you need to be elected Pope. Either path leads, eventually and inexorably, to Hell.


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