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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
"Elmerson"?
Didn't Mr. White assume a missionary position (or two) down that neck of the woods back in the mid-90s?
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Mr. Much,
Verily, those were the days. It was just after I had been
re-born in
Christ as a
New Creature (2 Corinthians 5:17), and my past sins had been washed away by the
blood of
Jesus Christ (Galatians 6:15). Unfortunately, the Philippines is a
revolting country filled with
Papist Sodomites and my efforts were mostly in vain but
not totally unsuccessful as you may read below.
I do know that as a lewd believer in the atheist heresy, you are also trying to spread some
gossip about my whereabouts during those formative years. I can assure you that while the
physical act of breeding was and remains a
tedious duty for me and my spouse, the
Spiritual Act of Breeding Faith in the minds of the unbelievers was and remains my
strong point, and there were, in fact,
quite a few heathens, who chose to follow
Jesus, because of my teachings, and some of these glorious souls
decided to name their Male Godly Offspring after yours truly™.
Isaiah 61:6
But ye shall be named the Priests of the LORD: men shall call you the Ministers of our God: ye shall eat the riches of the Gentiles, and in their glory shall ye boast yourselves.
Due to the
Spiritual Propagation of Good Looks and Talent, it is not totally excluded that the
very handsome young man depicted in the photograph be one of these boys - as an example of the
Victories of my Hard Labor that
Jesus will reward richly in
Heaven.
Philippians 4:19
But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.
Sadly, you won't be seeing my
Celestial good fortune, Mr. Much, as you'll be residing elsewhere (unless you
Repent for which I am praying fervently)!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer