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Default What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 04:56 PM

I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 04:59 PM

I think you are a bit long in the tooth to find a man at your advanced age. You'll probably die an old maid.


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 05:02 PM

I think the first thing you need to do is change your name.

Maybe Mary, Ruth, Sarah, Miriam. All are good biblical names.


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 05:06 PM

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I think you are a bit long in the tooth to find a man at your advanced age. You'll probably die an old maid.
At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!
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At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!
Not true!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ried-time.html
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 05:36 PM

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At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!
20 you should have had at least 3 children by now! If you wait until you are 25, no God fearing man will want you! Are you ugly?
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 05:37 PM

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Not true!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ried-time.html
You had better start planning today before you get old and are undesirable.
Did you read that article? Here's a quote from it:
"But the breakdown, taken from surveys conducted by the ONS six or seven years ago, found that the picture has reversed for more recent generations.
Just under a third of women who were under 25 at the time of the survey had given birth. But fewer than a quarter were married."
It's actually talking about how women in Britain are more likely to have given birth than been married by the age of 25.
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I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
Be nice!
Men are not interested in women with education. My wife Ethel has never seen the inside of a book, and I love her just the way she is. Men are generally turned off by a woman trying to be as smart as a man. It's the same thing as a woman body builder. Just be a woman.

Since you've already learned all that stuff, what you need to do is dim down a little bit. I suggest breathing in canned air or typewriter correction fluid until you are as dizzy as a regular woman.

You say you are feisty and strong willed. That means you will have to wait for a husband who is willing to go the extra mile in disciplining you. Not every man has the time to force his wife to submit, when there are plenty of non-feminazis out there who are willing to submit without a thought. If you want a man to accept you, that means you have to heed his word unquestioningly.

You cook enough to survive?! No man is going to want to marry Army Ranger woman. Does that mean you eat your own feces?


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Did you read that article? Here's a quote from it:
"But the breakdown, taken from surveys conducted by the ONS six or seven years ago, found that the picture has reversed for more recent generations.
Just under a third of women who were under 25 at the time of the survey had given birth. But fewer than a quarter were married."
It's actually talking about how women in Britain are more likely to have given birth than been married by the age of 25.
Fiflthy sluts from England, running around giving birth to bastards. Have you all gone to Satan's side! YIC James Dewitt
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 05:52 PM

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Men are not interested in women with education. My wife Ethel has never seen the inside of a book, and I love her just the way she is. Men are generally turned off by a woman trying to be as smart as a man. It's the same thing as a woman body builder. Just be a woman.

Since you've already learned all that stuff, what you need to do is dim down a little bit. I suggest breathing in canned air or typewriter correction fluid until you are as dizzy as a regular woman.

You say you are feisty and strong willed. That means you will have to wait for a husband who is willing to go the extra mile in disciplining you. Not every man has the time to force his wife to submit, when there are plenty of non-feminazis out there who are willing to submit without a thought. If you want a man to accept you, that means you have to heed his word unquestioningly.

You cook enough to survive?! No man is going to want to marry Army Ranger woman. Does that mean you eat your own feces?
Aww, I'm glad you have a happy relationship with your wife. However, no-one I know has said that about girls- in fact one of my cousins says that the first thing he looks for in a girl is the ability to make intelligent conversation. Also, I worked hard for this knowledge; I'm not breathing in chemicals to dissolve some brain cells.
I don't eat my own faeces, that is disgusting. I meant I can cook well enough, but very basic. We're talking pasta or stir frys.
I said I was feisty and strong willed, yes. Don't you think that probably means that I'm not going to wait around (or indeed stay with) a man who tries to beat me into doing his bidding?
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one of my cousins says that the first thing he looks for in a girl is the ability to make intelligent conversation.
I don't understand why a man would want to have conversation with a woman. He must be a faggot.


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20 you should have had at least 3 children by now! If you wait until you are 25, no God fearing man will want you! Are you ugly?
No, I'm not hahaha.
I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
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I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
If you don't want kids then there is NO need to find a husband.

How could you be that cruel to a man to deceive him into a marital relationship and then deny him opportunity to produce little boy childs for Christ?

You would then jeopardise his life by him spilling his seed on barren ground through masturbation or contraception. God is very clear that sexual activity is for the purpose of procreation. Genesis 38:8-10

Why else would you want to marry? And .... have you thought about a suitable girl name yet?

I made the mistake of having a non gender specific name and have found myself left on the shelf double your age. Please do not make the same boo boo I did.


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I don't understand why a man would want to have conversation with a woman. He must be a faggot.
I don't know Billy, I mean I am not married yet, but it would seem that inbetween the the times when she is cooking, cleaning, and raising the kids, I would like to have a decent conversation with the person I am sharing my life with. Perhaps I am wrong, but I think it would be necessary.


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I don't know Billy, I mean I am not married yet, but it would seem that inbetween the the times when she is cooking, cleaning, and raising the kids, I would like to have a decent conversation with the person I am sharing my life with. Perhaps I am wrong, but I think it would be necessary.
My wife Ethel stays pretty busy, especially since she has only one hand. Maybe I would feel differently if we were both loitering around the house all day with nothing to do. But even if she does have some down time, wouldn't you rather play a board game, rather than hear what a woman has to say?


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My wife Ethel stays pretty busy, especially since she has only one hand. Maybe I would feel differently if we were both loitering around the house all day with nothing to do. But even if she does have some down time, wouldn't you rather play a board game, rather than hear what a woman has to say?
Your prospect of board games intrigues me, perhaps I need to reevaluate my desires in life.


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 08:04 PM

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I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
Is your hymen intact? Most True Christian™ men would never marry a fornicatrix. I am sorry to hear about your injury. What did you do to make God angry enough to smite you so violently?


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 08:22 PM

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If you don't want kids then there is NO need to find a husband.

How could you be that cruel to a man to deceive him into a marital relationship and then deny him opportunity to produce little boy childs for Christ?

You would then jeopardise his life by him spilling his seed on barren ground through masturbation or contraception. God is very clear that sexual activity is for the purpose of procreation. Genesis 38:8-10

Why else would you want to marry? And .... have you thought about a suitable girl name yet?

I made the mistake of having a non gender specific name and have found myself left on the shelf double your age. Please do not make the same boo boo I did.
Oh no, I want kids, just not yet. They would get in the way of my studies and as I've said, it's not very convenient when you've got a broken back. I would inform him of this before we got married, naturally.
I think people would be able to ascertain that I'm female by my appearance so I'm not too worried about my name!
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 09:47 PM

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No, I'm not hahaha.
I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
So now you've broken your back? You sure are accident prone.

I would suggest you only marry a man willing to put a large insurance policy on you (if he can get one) odds are you'll make him a wealthy man one day.


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 10:05 PM

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I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
Be nice!
You're not Saved® thru Christ's blood, so I'd say your chances of finding a decent husband are between zero and nothing.


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