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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-16-2010, 05:59 PM
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A drunk carpenter made up a story about his dad to make him look cooler,
and lookie here 2000 years later, and you lot are still dumb enough to belive it
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You think you're cool just because you come here with your godmocking
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11-16-2010, 08:43 PM
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You think you're cool just because you come here with your godmocking
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I cant mock what isent there, can i?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-16-2010, 09:12 PM
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Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
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Wow, you sure do like to boast about all of your accomplishments.
BTW, said collection of "accomplishments" and the mass of high acheiving young people like yourself is one of the reasons that so many people seek refuge in the Bible and its social standards.
The thought of a world filled with people like you and a future "run" by your type (if such a thing is even possible) makes them desperate for a guiding structure that promotes discipline and some form of deeper values.
Thanks for making a Bible-based life look good.
Observingly Yours,
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-16-2010, 09:38 PM
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I cant mock what isent there, can i?
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You do know that you go to hell homer?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
11-30-2010, 11:14 AM
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Im danish, and seriously dude all that bullshit isnt even close to be true
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Being in denial does not mean you are right.
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you must all the super gay xD ... Im an Atheist, im only 17 and like a lot of other danes and teens from the rest of the world, I smoke, i drink, i have sex, i have tattoos, i have piercing and you know what? I LOVE IT !!
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This is why God hates Denmark. That you for showing this to the world.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-12-2013, 11:51 AM
New shocking facts about Denmark!
God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world!
Half naked Danish bike dyke:
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-12-2013, 02:45 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking
I was reading the beginning of this thread and hope that at some point in its long existence, someone pointed out that Pippi Longstocking and her author are Danish, not Swedish.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-12-2013, 02:56 PM
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We have learned through study that the Lord hates Sweden even more than He hates Denmark, though only marginally so.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-12-2013, 08:26 PM
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- Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
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WTF??!!
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- The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
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And there I thought it was a swedish invention.
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- Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
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No, they are not. Rape is illegal there, actually Denmark is one of the greatest advocates of women's rights.
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- Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "hou shalt not steal."
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Their GDP per capita is among the highest in Europe. Given their size, they have one of the strongest economies here.
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- God mocking lesbian Danish sluts sexually satisfy themselves with "dyke bikes" and Copenhagen proudly bills itself as the most dyke friendly city in the world! Romans 1:26-27 "... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ..."
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I have a hard time figuring out what people here actually say ironically, mess up intentionally and unintentionally. Do you mean Kopenhagen is the most bikefriendly city in the world? Are you afraid they won't buy american cars anymore? Well, shit, nobody does. That;s why GM went bankrupt.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-12-2013, 08:42 PM
Even your official tourism board is run by a bulldyke truck driver
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1214444.html
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Hanna Fange, 'Truck Driving, Coffee Drinking Lesbian,' Takes Over Sweden's Official Twitter Account
As part of a new program run by the country's tourism board, Sweden is now turning over the official @Sweden Twitter account to a different citizen each week in an apparent effort to, as The New York Times notes, "sell the country by way of showcasing the diversity of its people’s thoughts and opinions."
Featured this week is Hanna Fange, who normally uses the Twitter handle @lastbilslesbian and describes herself as a "truck driving, coffee drinking lesbian" from Uppsala.
So far, Fange has touched on a variety of fascinating topics, from her personal family history to her thoughts on Sigourney Weaver's panties as prominently displayed in "Alien," to the fact that she gets "to see more penises than most of my straight female friends" while on the road.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-13-2013, 08:47 AM
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Do you mean Kopenhagen is the most bikefriendly city in the world?
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It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-13-2013, 11:21 AM
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It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
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It does not surprise me that Demarkanians cannot spell. They spend all of their time locked away in their bomb proof bank vaults counting other people's money, smoking the reefer and watching hard core pornography with their children that they have little time of anything else.
Least of all following Jesus' statutes.
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. - James 2:10
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-13-2013, 04:05 PM
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It's Copenhagen, not Kopenhagen. Please get your facts straight before you post something!
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OK, in English the capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, Kopenhagen is the German term (I live in Germany.)
But you should adhere to your own words. Look here:
http://denmark.dk/en/~/media/Denmark...%20Denmark.pdf
The Danish flag is not the one appearing in your post. Or do you want to dismiss this as pornography, too?
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-13-2013, 04:14 PM
Oh, I just saw you posted this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668
I don't get you. According to you you should rape your daughter. Now again, according to you that's what Danish do. Why do you think they are doing wrong?
And besides, you are a retarded dumbass.\
Look what you wrote:
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Let's take Judges 19:22-30 for example. Here someone has invited a friend and his whore into his house and suddenly several uninvited guests arrive who want to kill the friend. The friend is probably a Christian
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You know this happened way before Jesus was born?
You don't know the bible. And that's a nogo here.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-13-2013, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by krunsch
OK, in English the capital of Denmark is Copenhagen, Kopenhagen is the German term (I live in Germany.)
But you should adhere to your own words. Look here:
http://denmark.dk/en/~/media/Denmark...%20Denmark.pdf
The Danish flag is not the one appearing in your post. Or do you want to dismiss this as pornography, too?
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It may appear strange to you, but this site is in American only, not nazitalk. We are NOT nazis
As for the Danish flag, all these Scandinavian flags looks the same, it's a bit confusing at times, but I think this might be the right one:
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-14-2013, 06:11 AM
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And besides, you are a retarded dumbass.
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Ok Herman, let me get it straight, YOU come to OUR forum and insult US?
That's not very nice, or bright.
I will put this simply in a way you can understand:
Hören Sie, mein kleiner Freund Wurst mampfen.
Gott hat einen Platz für Sie an seiner Seite im Himmel. Gerade haben Glauben und Ihm gehorchen in jeder Hinsicht, und Sie werden Freude finden.
Johannes 14:23
Jesus antwortete und sprach zu ihm: Wenn jemand mich liebt, der wird mein Wort halten und mein Vater wird ihn lieben, und wir werden zu ihm kommen, und Wohnung bei ihm
Nun, aufhören, ein Arschloch und lesen die Bibel (KJV 1611)
There, do you understand now? Or do I have to try another language?
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-14-2013, 07:06 PM
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Ok Herman, let me get it straight, YOU come to OUR forum and insult US?
That's not very nice, or bright.
I will put this simply in a way you can understand:
Hören Sie, mein kleiner Freund Wurst mampfen.
Gott hat einen Platz für Sie an seiner Seite im Himmel. Gerade haben Glauben und Ihm gehorchen in jeder Hinsicht, und Sie werden Freude finden.
Johannes 14:23
Jesus antwortete und sprach zu ihm: Wenn jemand mich liebt, der wird mein Wort halten und mein Vater wird ihn lieben, und wir werden zu ihm kommen, und Wohnung bei ihm
Nun, aufhören, ein Arschloch und lesen die Bibel (KJV 1611)
There, do you understand now? Or do I have to try another language?
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My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German and is it still an insult when it is true?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-14-2013, 10:22 PM
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My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German and is it still an insult when it is true?
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So according to your flawed logic when I say that you are an idiot, which is true, I am not insulting you?
Even if your claims were true, which they are not, they are still very insulting to honest American Christians. But I shouldn't expect a blunt German to understand the fine nuances of a friendly civilized conversation.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-15-2013, 01:07 AM
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My name is not Herman, my English is way better than your German
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Herman,
Mark:7:20 - 23
20 Und er sprach: Was aus dem Menschen geht, das macht den Menschen gemein;
21 denn von innen, aus dem Herzen der Menschen, gehen heraus böse Gedanken; Ehebruch, Hurerei, Mord,
22 Dieberei, Geiz, Schalkheit, List, Unzucht, Schalksauge, Gotteslästerung, Hoffart, Unvernunft.
23 Alle diese bösen Stücke gehen von innen heraus und machen den Menschen gemein.
God-mocking atheists like you without a moral compass feel they can raise themselves above God. You feel that we, who humbly work for the End of Days, are less than you.
This is not so. We have not rejected God's Gifts whereas you probably see yourself as some sort of Übermensch but your time will come but then it will be too late.
24 Weil ich denn rufe, und ihr weigert euch, ich recke meine Hand aus, und niemand achtet darauf,
25 und laßt fahren allen meinen Rat und wollt meine Strafe nicht:
26 so will ich auch lachen in eurem Unglück und eurer spotten, wenn da kommt, was ihr fürchtet,
27wenn über euch kommt wie ein Sturm, was ihr fürchtet, und euer Unglück als ein Wetter, wenn über euch Angst und Not kommt.
28 Dann werden sie nach mir rufen, aber ich werde nicht antworten; sie werden mich suchen, und nicht finden.
And I will sit in heaven with a Mint Julep and laugh at with Jesus by my side.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
10-15-2013, 03:23 AM
Denmark has ruled that public masturbation is "okay". Disgusting
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