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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-01-2010, 11:34 AM

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Well, it appears to be non-existant.

Could you please reiterate Brother BJ's 3rd point?...
Assuming you can read it and are literate.
Yes, I can read, and yes, I am also literate. Honestly, I don't understand why you couldn't figure out those two simple truths simply based on the fact that I am posting on an internet forum in the American language.

Why should I bother to repost point #3 though? Its already been posted in this thread numerous times and you Godmockers refuse to answer it.

"Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him." Proverbs 26:4

Why should I answer you when you cannot do us the simple courtesy of reading the thread and point #3 for yourself?


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-01-2010, 06:22 PM

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Sorry, 4th line in previous comment.
Actually the very absurdity of the original 9 points is reason enough to think this is all a genuine example of a joke.
You seem to have a different sense of humor than mine.

I will have to dig up the link again but this point I got from a respectable Christian philosopher. Until then to sum up his point; consider Islam, which billed as by it's believers as Christianity 2.0 and Wicca, which is blatantly a '50s copy of Christianity with the so called bad stuff left out. And then you have things like Mormonism, Theosophy, Deism. Pretty much everything after about 500AD is some modified version of Christianity. Even if they omit the words "God" and "Jesus" and substitute hidden masters or space aliens the message is still the same of the redemption and salvation of humanity.

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Why should I answer you when you cannot do us the simple courtesy of reading the thread and point #3 for yourself?
What is with the unsaved and Point #3? Seems quite straightforward to me.



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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-02-2010, 03:09 PM

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What is with the unsaved and Point #3? Seems quite straightforward to me.
I think it is a hint from God that the unsaved are ignoring.


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-02-2010, 03:14 PM

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I think it is a hint from God that the unsaved are ignoring.
Could be, it's like atheists are willfully blind or something.



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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-22-2010, 10:07 AM

Well I thought god or some dumbarse trying to control people with the so called words of god said that only god should judge man, what in gods piffleing name are you wankers judging people that don't blindly listen to the shit your feed but find ways to see how things truly work.
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-23-2010, 05:48 AM

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Well I thought god or some dumbarse trying to control people with the so called words of god said that only god should judge man, what in gods piffleing name are you wankers judging people that don't blindly listen to the shit your feed but find ways to see how things truly work.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-23-2010, 08:01 AM

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Actually, Bobby-Joe, you did forget #3.


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-23-2010, 09:36 AM

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Actually, Bobby-Joe, you did forget #3.
That you forgot to copy it does not mean Bobby-Joe forgot to write it. Don't blame others for your own laziness.

Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-23-2010, 10:36 AM

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That you forgot to copy it does not mean Bobby-Joe forgot to write it. Don't blame others for your own laziness.

Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
It's actually a screenshot of Bobby-Joe's original post.


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 11-23-2010, 10:40 AM

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It's actually a screenshot of Bobby-Joe's original post.
No it is not. You forgot to "screenshot" item #3.


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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 09:36 AM

Old decrepid men can't see well, that's why he can't see #3. Poor old guy, bein all handicapped and stuff, awww, why did your god make you so blind and ignorant?
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 12:58 PM

To #1 you may want to add the French, since during the French Revolution, they created a religion which worshiped reason and trees, much in the same way atheists and godless environmentalists do today. The French have not won a war since, coincidence? This clearly shows that both atheists and environmentalists are undermining our armed forces and should be prosecuted under treason charges.


Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 02:45 PM

You're right, the french havent really done much war type stuff, and you're wrong at the same time because atheists worship nothing.
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 03:36 PM

No, atheists worship Dawkins, Darwin, Galileo, so-called scientific method, and satan.

Uhg...I feel dirty just talking to the demon infested trash that are atheists.
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 07:45 PM

Abiding by things that make sense isn't worshipping, and if you don't believe in god makes in pointless to believe in satan, so no, they don't worship satan because they don't believe there is a satan.
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Of course, not believing the gun is loaded is hardly a defense. They profess(ed) to be intelligent men - they must accept that there is something to deny.





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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 08:33 PM

So, by claiming that they do not believe they are, in fact, believing for one must believe in something in order to not believe in that thing. Therefore, atheists believe in satan for they do not worship the Lord Jesus Christ!

Now I really feel filthy.

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If you do not love the Lord with all of your heart, and serve him with all of your strength then, you are worshipping satan.
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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 10:17 PM

They believe in rationality, not satan, and considering they don't feel those beings or powers exist they don't worship either. Atheism entails believing in no higher power or evil, just rationality.
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They believe in rationality, not satan, and considering they don't feel those beings or powers exist they don't worship either. Atheism entails believing in no higher power or evil, just rationality.
Son, you atheists have to do more mental contortions than anyone in the world to believe that creation is all a random set of coincidences.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Ten points that CRUSH Atheism - 12-03-2010, 10:40 PM

Which takes, skill, smarts, and is right more than most of the time.
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