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Default The Gays Step Up Terrorist Activities - 08-21-2013, 04:40 PM
Reprentative Don Dwyer (R-MD) pleaded guilty just a little while ago to operating a boat while drunk. The crash that resulted from that debacle resulted in injuries for seven people, including a five-year-old-girl. Earlier this week he was arrested for drunk driving. According to the Capital Gazette he said his drinking had increased toward the end of the 2012 General Assembly session due to the betrayal by longtime allies in the State House who have capitulated to the Gay Agenda.

Does anyone still really think the Gay Agenda is just about getting the right to cross dress in public without anyone blinking an eye?

These people are taking over our country, breaking up marriages, and destroying our Constitutionally Protected Form of Government FROM THE INSIDE!

They have spies EVERYWHERE! And these spies "convince others to follow along!




American Representative Don Dwyer, injured for refusing to back down to the Gay's Terrorism

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Gays Step Up Terrorist Activities - 08-21-2013, 05:45 PM
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Reprentative Don Dwyer (R-MD) pleaded guilty just a little while ago to operating a boat while drunk. The crash that resulted from that debacle resulted in injuries for seven people, including a five-year-old-girl. Earlier this week he was arrested for drunk driving. According to the Capital Gazette he said his drinking had increased toward the end of the 2012 General Assembly session due to the betrayal by longtime allies in the State House who have capitulated to the Gay Agenda.

Does anyone still really think the Gay Agenda is just about getting the right to cross dress in public without anyone blinking an eye?

These people are taking over our country, breaking up marriages, and destroying our Constitutionally Protected Form of Government FROM THE INSIDE!

They have spies EVERYWHERE! And these spies "convince others to follow along!




American Representative Don Dwyer, injured for refusing to back down to the Gay's Terrorism
We must impeach Obama now! I don't care if the country goes into anarchy or civil war, we'll still come out strong in the long-term! Patriotic militias unite!

No, I did not just use a racist emoticon. That black guy is simply supposed to be Obama. I'm not racist at all, heck, I might even listen to Mad Villain's "Strange Ways" before I organize my next patriot meeting.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.
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