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Thank you Brother Harold.
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At least you are respectful of your Betters.
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I don't know my Bible which is precisely why I am here. I have Tourettes Syndrome, (ie - I am possessed by Satan), so I cannot go to regular Church.
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The more you read the Bible and pray (believing), the more Satan flees (I John 5:18). With the help of some Pastors and Elders praying over you and counseling you (see James 5:14-16), it won't be long before you'll be able to obey Hebrews 10:25 and Acts 20:7, which demand going to church.
You have to help yourself first and then God will come right along and put a spring in your step.
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So I need to learn.
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Yes, you do.
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Is it partly the fault of the furniture and should it be beaten and spanked?
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No, but if you use the knobs on your couches or bedposts to pleasure yourself like some hellspawn sicko, then you can only blame yourself.
Something tells me you enjoy talking about it. We'll not be apart of your fetishes.
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Secondly, if I was in prison, and it was a choice between sodomy with another inmate and "knocking one out" myself, what should I do?
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Neither. The Bible says if we offend in just one point, then we are guilty of all (see James 2:10)
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By the way, how can I tell which version of the truth I have at home? The covers of the book are gone and I don't know if it is the KJV or some other version.
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Much of what you say sounds hard to believe, but turn to this passage; if the Wording matches, it is the KJV...
Genesis 24:20:
"And she hasted, and emptied her pitcher into the trough, and ran again unto the well to draw water, and drew for all his camels."
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Finally "Gospel of Truth" is what I seek. And I thought it might make me sound cleverer.
Thanks. Please help.
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Then you lied for your own ego. Not good.
Regards,
Pastor Ed