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Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-20-2007, 09:01 AM
Praise Jesus! Can it be that the Godless secular schools are about to come back to Jesus? Glory!! THIS is good news for every child in America!!
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Evolution opponent is in line for schools post
Kansas school board member who supports intelligent design might be next leader of national education association.
By Cornelia Dean
THE NEW YORK TIMES
Saturday, May 19, 2007
The National Association of State Boards of Education will elect officers in July, and for one office, president-elect, there is only one candidate: a member of the Kansas school board who supported its efforts against the teaching of evolution.
Scientists who have been active in the nation's evolution debate say they want to thwart his candidacy, but it is not clear if they can.
The group, based in Washington, is a nonprofit organization of state school boards whose Web site says it "works to strengthen state leadership in educational policymaking."
Brenda Welburn, its executive director, said Willard's only opponent in the race withdrew for personal reasons. Each state has one vote in the election.
Some scientists hope that when states submit their votes, they will write in someone else.
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Well of course those monkey worshiping scientists want to subvert the election of this Godly man! He sees through their satanic lies!
Once again, the Godly leadership of George W. Bush has guided our nation to God's Truth!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-20-2007, 02:25 PM
Does he also promote teaching that babies come from the stork?
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 05:42 PM
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Does he also promote teaching that babies come from the stork?
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I wouldn't doubt it!
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 06:17 PM
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I wouldn't doubt it!
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Curb you sarcasm sinners; Willard knows, like any good Christian, that the man uses his tallywacker to plant his seed in the woman's mommy cave. Because Brother Willard doesn't fall for that evolution nonsense about genetics doesn't means he is ignorant.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 08:23 PM
Well, I personally won't mind them teaching Chrisitan creation, as long as they also included Hindu, Buddhist, Pagan, and other types of creationalism.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 10:00 PM
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Well, I personally won't mind them teaching Chrisitan creation, as long as they also included Hindu, Buddhist, Pagan, and other types of creationalism.
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Why? Only one of those stories is true. And it's not the Hindu one, before you say anything.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 10:02 PM
Others would disagree friend. School is a melting pot of a lot of different beliefs and religious systems. Teach one, teach all.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-27-2007, 11:56 PM
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Others would disagree friend. School is a melting pot of a lot of different beliefs and religious systems. Teach one, teach all.
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Hmmmm... I'm trying to find in my Bible where it says to do that. Perhaps you can help me out. Which particular scripture should I be looking for?
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 01:45 AM
It doesn't. It's just a fact. They're are so many different kinds of people at school, and they all have different views.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 05:15 AM
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It doesn't. It's just a fact. They're are so many different kinds of people at school, and they all have different views.
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There are only two views young lady: The view from Heaven, or the view from hell. We all have to choose which view we'd like for eternity.
I'll be looking down from Heaven, enjoying a divine barbecue with Jesus and laughing heartily at the blood-curdling shrieks emanating from satan's sulfur pits. Will I see you down there, or will you take the Righteous Path and spend eternity serving Jesus and I cold beer all day and all night?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 12:36 PM
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It doesn't. It's just a fact. They're are so many different kinds of people at school, and they all have different views.
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How "tolerant" of you. Look at this school: there are many different kinds of people of it, and some of them are hateful anti-semitic ragheads, who believe the Holocaust never happened. Does this mean the school should stop teaching it, so as to stop offending the Mahommedans? Of course not: it is a documented historical fact that the Nazis killed at least 100 Jews, and we shouldn't deny that fact just because some inferior darkies don't want to accept it. So why should the fact of God's creation of the earth be any different?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 03:10 PM
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There are only two views young lady: The view from Heaven, or the view from hell. We all have to choose which view we'd like for eternity.
I'll be looking down from Heaven, enjoying a divine barbecue with Jesus and laughing heartily at the blood-curdling shrieks emanating from satan's sulfur pits. Will I see you down there, or will you take the Righteous Path and spend eternity serving Jesus and I cold beer all day and all night?
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Serving Jesus and YOU cold beer for eternity? I could handle a beer and a joint with Jesus, but the idea of eternal servitude makes my gorge buoyant.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 04:16 PM
If this Mr. Jesus is divine, can't he get his own beer? Plus, I don't go near the stuff.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 04:52 PM
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Serving Jesus and YOU cold beer for eternity? I could handle a beer and a joint with Jesus, but the idea of eternal servitude makes my gorge buoyant.
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You'd prefer eternal torment? And I have no doubt that, were you ever to offer Our Saviour a single reefer of that Mexican Devil Weed, He would slap it out of your hand before proceeding to disembowl you with the sword that comes out of His mouth. Praise Him!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
05-28-2007, 10:40 PM
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You'd prefer eternal torment?
Eternal servitude WOULD be torment.
And I have no doubt that, were you ever to offer Our Saviour a single reefer of that Mexican Devil Weed, He would slap it out of your hand before proceeding to disembowl you with the sword that comes out of His mouth. Praise Him!
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Didn't his parents ever teach him not to put sharp objects in his mouth? Next you'll be telling me that he runs with scissors.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
07-23-2007, 03:59 PM
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There are only two views young lady: The view from Heaven, or the view from hell. We all have to choose which view we'd like for eternity.
I'll be looking down from Heaven, enjoying a divine barbecue with Jesus and laughing heartily at the blood-curdling shrieks emanating from satan's sulfur pits. Will I see you down there, or will you take the Righteous Path and spend eternity serving Jesus and I cold beer all day and all night?
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the view from heaven seems more fun because it means i wont be seeing any of u lot there.
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Re: Good News For Seccular Schools! -
07-23-2007, 11:07 PM
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the view from heaven seems more fun because it means i wont be seeing any of u lot there.
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Of course you won't be able to look up and see us because of the burning brimstone roasting your eyes. We will, however, be able to look down and enjoy your agony.
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