[Jim Farmer]

With my wife's birthday approaching, I thought I might get her some real ladies clothing, instead of the trashy slut stuff she buys at the mall. It took me a while, but Hallelujah! The Lord led me to the good stuff.

First up, I thought she needed some proper bloomers:



Ladies, if you want these, let your husband or father know that they can be had at http://www.katiesmercantile.com Then click on 'Clothes' then click on 'Unmentionables'.

Then, as summer is coming on, I thought I might give her this flattering number as well:



and for when she's nursing my son, this smock from http://www.thekingsdaughters.com :



And to keep her busy when she's in the menstra shack after the birth of my son, I will allow her to choose some patterns from this website. But under no circumstances, is she to make me anything from there! Imagine if she made me these, which I wouldn't be caught dead in!


Anyway, I think I'm being exceptionally generous to my wife, who to date has only brought me grief. In the form of a girl child. But now that she is carrying my son, my heart has softened towards her.
The interwebz is a wonderful resource to find ladies clothing, when no local mall outlets carry anything half decent.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

You are such a generous man, and congratulations, on creating a Soldier for Christ! My husband, knowing that I will be giving birth soon, is going to gift me, he said, with a new dress, if I bear him a son! I'll be looking for the least expensive one (within our blessed budget) so that I do not waste the hard-earned money that he makes to support me. I'm a blessed woman.

Mrs. Elizabeth

[Witch Hammer]

You spoil your helpmeet, Brother.

My wife has been wearing the same burlap moo moo for nearly fourteen years...sack cloth never goes out of style.

[Nobar King]

TWENTY DOLLARS??? I don't pay that for MY unmentionables. I don't even pay that much for a regular pair of pants.

What is happening to this country?

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

TWENTY DOLLARS??? I don't pay that for MY unmentionables. I don't even pay that much for a regular pair of pants.

What is happening to this country?

But there's so much more fabric in a lady's unmentionables, than there is in a man's unmentionables.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

But there's so much more fabric in a lady's unmentionables, than there is in a man's unmentionables.

The cost of her clothes has nothing to do with the amount of cotton in it.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Why to buy anything?

My wife makes all the clothes from animal leather. Bear, Reindeer and of course some fish.

You can hunt everything you need.