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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-19-2016, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
Finally, why are you being so rude to a True Christian male? BrotherLarry has proved himself more worthy and Christian than either you, who is a hell-bound sinner who has deviated from God or myself, a lowly woman.. . and disrespect me all you want, as long as you are following the Bible.
Yours in Christ,
Widow Elizabeth Johnson
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Amen, Sister Widow Elizabeth Johnson. Non-believing men perplex me. Besides eternal life and escape from eternal suffering, Jesus offers a pretty sweet deal to the masculine contingent. Why would they not choose to be elevated as the head of the woman?
Surely they can't believe that equality between the sexes is a good strategy for making the most of everyone's talents and abilities? And they can't be craving actual emotional support and intimacy. I suppose some of the weak ones struggle with the fact they're just human and can't really be expected to handle every problem in life with stoic determination and no one to confide in.
Fortunately, True Christian men know that they carry authority directly from God and that God's word is all the comfort and counsel that they need.
A man who actually respects women as people doesn't truly respect himself.
Secure in my Secondary Roledly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-19-2016, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Samuel Hubbard
I look forward to meeting with you and getting an answer to my questions about what happened to Mrs. Johnson's husband. I am quite a fan of gladiator movies. Why do you ask? It's been years since I've been deep water fishing, so I will probably be asking a lot of questions. I will leave my shotgun at home, but I might bring a pistol, just in case someone shows up and threatens us, which is always a possibility here on the farm. My brother will probably be around, but since bad things tend to happen when we're both away from the farm, he'll be staying in the farm when we go fishing.
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That's wonderful news! I will bring a gladiator movie along - we can use my portable DVD player. Say, why not leave that pistol at home. I'll be packing, so no need for more than one firearm on a fishing trip. Your questions will be welcomed better ask them quickly and I do hope that your brother won't mind me taking a look at his horses. I have a feeling that after my visit, all of this nonsense will be settled.
If anyone sees Brother FM have him get in touch with me, please. Just need to ask for some tips. Um, fishing tips.
Here's to our new friendship, Sam old boy.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-19-2016, 04:23 AM
Just when did this Forum become a dating app for widows and ugly spinsters trying to seduce my boys away from Jesus' work and my tithes?
Now cut the frolicks and if you have the tithe for the nuptials, either marry and start producing some soldiers for God or go back to the streets from where you came to distribute some KJVs and Chick Tracts! Jesus, a Pastor is wrongfully locked up in a Filipino prison for a couple of months and suddenly everyone is going amok!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-19-2016, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Just when did this Forum become a dating app for widows and ugly spinsters trying to seduce my boys away from Jesus' work and my tithes?
Now cut the frolicks and if you have the tithe for the nuptials, either marry and start producing some soldiers for God or go back to the streets from where you came to distribute some KJVs and Chick Tracts! Jesus, a Pastor is wrongfully locked up in a Filipino prison for a couple of months and suddenly everyone is going amok!
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Pastor,
You should know that you have always come first for me - always. I always come next, and it is your faithful service to the church that has inspired me to shout to the LORD with hands raised to Heaven, bringing me into the fullness of True Christianity™ and sealing my place in Heaven for eternity - or as long as you agree that is where I should be.
As always, your compassion for the grieving is overwhelming and your stalwart reminder that we should be about saving souls for JESUS, well, after tithing of course - is well taken. I have initiated a wire transfer just moments ago as a special love offering on top of my automatic debit tithe.
Worshipping at your feet,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-30-2016, 05:46 AM
After a good deal of time and consideration, my father has decided that it is best for me to enter into an engagement of an indefinite time, provided that it works for his schedule, proven that he finds a man worthy to do business dealings with. He says that while it may not be the most pleasant for me, I'm a woman and my main duty is to bear more Soldiers for Christ. So, I must submit to my father's and the Lord's will.
Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth Johnson
Mother of 4 Boys and 1 Daughter
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Pray for Sister Elizabeth Johnson, newly a widow -
09-30-2016, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
After a good deal of time and consideration, my father has decided that it is best for me to enter into an engagement of an indefinite time, provided that it works for his schedule, proven that he finds a man worthy to do business dealings with. He says that while it may not be the most pleasant for me, I'm a woman and my main duty is to bear more Soldiers for Christ. So, I must submit to my father's and the Lord's will.
Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth Johnson
Mother of 4 Boys and 1 Daughter
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That's wonderful news, Sister. Has he considered me as a potential suitor? You should know that you're my one and only.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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