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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-11-2012, 12:37 AM

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The ladies diluted it, Rita.

I realize that a simple salt water solution, or baking soda and vinegar, are common amongst certain segments of society . . . but the True Christian™ husband needs a fresh-scented wife so he is not distracted by malodorous minge when trying to make Soldiers for Christ.

I expect Scope would work just as well.
Yes indeed Brother, I use the Lysol both before and after Mr. Keeper and I have out little get-togethers, undiluted.

I still can't figure out why I have no badges under my name. I try to be a good God-Fearing Woman and I want that Clean Kitchen badge so bad I am always on my knees scrubbing AND praying.

I clean my kitchen with LYSOL


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-11-2012, 01:14 AM

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The ladies diluted it, Rita.

I realize that a simple salt water solution, or baking soda and vinegar, are common amongst certain segments of society . . . but the True Christian™ husband needs a fresh-scented wife so he is not distracted by malodorous minge when trying to make Soldiers for Christ.

I expect Scope would work just as well.
Ah... you see, much less deadly! However, straight Lysol does have a history of killing women. (The things you learn in college.)
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-11-2012, 04:18 AM

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Ah... you see, much less deadly! However, straight Lysol does have a history of killing women. (The things you learn in college.)
Oh ye of little faith.

My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings.
Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart.
For they are life unto those that find them, and health to all their flesh.
Proverbs 4:20-22

And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
Exodus 15:26

And ye shall serve the Lord your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.
Exodus 23:25

Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies;
Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.
Psalm 103:2-5

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
James 5:14-16


This should encourage you, friend, that no True Christian™ will ever be harmed by taking care of her husband, for her faith and trust is in the LORD.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-11-2012, 12:01 PM

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Ah... you see, much less deadly! However, straight Lysol does have a history of killing women. (The things you learn in college.)
Why have you been to college? True Christian Homeschooling isn't run by atheists. Further, in college they don't teach women to bake pie (I've heared so much ). So it is rather pointless. Are you a lesbian feminazi?


II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-11-2012, 03:24 PM

Purity must be attended to daily, not just now and then. Repeating the 23rd Psalm helps me tolerate the stinging.



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 02:12 AM

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Oh ye of little faith.

My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my sayings.
Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst of thine heart.
For they are life unto those that find them, and health to all their flesh.
Proverbs 4:20-22

And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
Exodus 15:26

And ye shall serve the Lord your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.
Exodus 23:25

Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies;
Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.
Psalm 103:2-5

Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
James 5:14-16


This should encourage you, friend, that no True Christian™ will ever be harmed by taking care of her husband, for her faith and trust is in the LORD.

Good point. I guess when you learn too much secular history, it doesn't help... I'm working on it.

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Why have you been to college? True Christian Homeschooling isn't run by atheists. Further, in college they don't teach women to bake pie (I've heared so much ). So it is rather pointless. Are you a lesbian feminazi?
It's a LONG story, one I'm not currently willing to go into. Just know that I'm on a mission (one that... well it'll be revealed when everything is complete.)
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 03:23 AM

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Good point. I guess when you learn too much secular history, it doesn't help... I'm working on it.
Why on earth would anyone need "secular history"? Is it anything like what they teach there at Hogwarts?

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It's a LONG story, one I'm not currently willing to go into. Just know that I'm on a mission (one that... well it'll be revealed when everything is complete.)
Oh my, that sounds so cryptic!

What "mission" are you on, dear?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 05:18 AM

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It's a LONG story, one I'm not currently willing to go into. Just know that I'm on a mission (one that... well it'll be revealed when everything is complete.)
What are you, a damned mormoon?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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What are you, a damned mormoon?
.. or infested with some form of female miasma demons.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 06:17 PM

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Oh my, that sounds so cryptic!

What "mission" are you on, dear?
It wouldn't be much of a mission if I told everyone now would it? Besides, why trust?

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It wouldn't be much of a mission if I told everyone now would it?
The Apostle Paul was on a mission, and he didn't keep it to himself. Oh no, he could not be shut down. He even went to prison rather than keep quiet. Why is yours so secretive? Is it sinful?

Dear, if you are being tempted with sin, you should confess those temptations. We're here for you. We can help.



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The good pastors here are under the authority of God. You can trust them because you can trust the LORD.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 06:25 PM

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The Apostle Paul was on a mission, and he didn't keep it to himself. Oh no, he could not be shut down. He even went to prison rather than keep quiet. Why is yours so secretive? Is it sinful?

Dear, if you are being tempted with sin, you should confess those temptations. We're here for you. We can help.





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I will not trust a pastor before I trust God. Numbers 23:19- "God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?" The pastor is man, God is not. By the way, I will not share my mission because it'll reveal itself when it comes to completion.
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Purity must be attended to daily, not just now and then. Repeating the 23rd Psalm helps me tolerate the stinging.

Aaron had me read this thread because he said I stunk like a dead mackeral. I did what you said, but now it hurts down there and especially when I go to the bathroom. Will it stop burning soon?
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I will not trust a pastor before I trust God. Numbers 23:19- "God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?" The pastor is man, God is not. By the way, I will not share my mission because it'll reveal itself when it comes to completion.
Whoa... sorry (now I see I need to get my glasses ASAP ) I thought you said something else... . However, my mission will reveal itself. I don't want to reveal it before the proper time.
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Whoa... sorry (now I see I need to get my glasses ASAP ) I thought you said something else... . However, my mission will reveal itself. I don't want to reveal it before the proper time.
Gosh you're such a tease, I hope all this building up to 'my mission' is going to be worth it

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Aaron had me read this thread because he said I stunk like a dead mackeral. I did what you said, but now it hurts down there and especially when I go to the bathroom. Will it stop burning soon?
that burning sensation is to remind yourself of your uncleanliness.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 08:43 PM

"It is important for a woman to be pure."
clean, what are you doing? what you're talking about is so antiquated. all men must be pure! I believed in my innocence that there was with people who have that kind of values. you disparage Muslims who have the same host entries as you. I ask you all to give up this fantasy structure. this is very tell you sincerely for our humanity to move forward in this world. stop to evaluate how women should be and take care of you ssjälv. all are important and loved, even if you are female or homosexuel etc.
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clean, what are you doing? what you're talking about is so antiquated. all men must be pure! I believed in my innocence that there was with people who have that kind of values. you disparage Muslims who have the same host entries as you. I ask you all to give up this fantasy structure. this is very tell you sincerely for our humanity to move forward in this world. stop to evaluate how women should be and take care of you ssjälv. all are important and loved, even if you are female or homosexuel etc.
Wait: you're a mooslim? I thought you were an Eskimo?
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-12-2012, 09:16 PM

"Wait: you're a mooslim? I thought you were an Eskimo?"
okay, you call me eskimo, how can you say that living in a country without history? Do you know what an Eskimo is? Apparently not. go back to school and learn ddig about your history as a man. Your god is only fiction and you know it but you do not see reality. You are pathetic in your presence

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...Your god is only fiction and you know it but you do not see reality...
How can he know it? I thought it was impossible to prove the non-existence of something (does that sound familiar?).


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