[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

How exactly did you manage to eat regularly before you and Thump hooked up?

Servants.

I am supplied with a never-ending supply of them by Brother Worthington. Usually they're around 14 and from some indonesian cesspool. They never talk back and take beatings quite well, as a servant should.

Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.

Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

I especially like that whole "fear and trembling" thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Servants.

I am supplied with a never-ending supply of them by Brother Worthington. Usually they're around 14 and from some indonesian cesspool. They never talk back and take beatings quite well, as a servant should.

Exodus 21:20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

Ephesians 6:5
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Colossians 3:22
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

1 Timothy 6:1
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.

Titus 2:9-10
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

I especially like that whole "fear and trembling" thing.

You are disgusting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

You are disgusting.

Well thank you for expressing your heathen "love". Very "tolerant" of you.

Not.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

Well thank you for expressing your heathen "love". Very "tolerant" of you.

Not.

There is nothing tolerable about slavery.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

There is nothing tolerable about slavery.

Take it up with God, you hateful sack of sin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

... you hateful sack of sin.

Coming from the likes of you, I'll take that as a sign that I'm doing something right.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

That or get a boyfriend like me, who'd eat it anyways and not really care that it was burnt, since you went to the trouble to actually make me food in the first place.

You're very sweet. Wish there were more men like you in the world. My boyfriend would most likely pretend to eat it, but throw it out, thinking he was witty.

You boyfriend sounds like a damned queer to me.
Its a woman's job to cook a Man's steak exactly the way he likes it. It isn't rocket science. If a woman gets away with burning steaks, then what's next? Burning BRAS, that's what!

My boyfriend in 100% Straight, thank you very much. I've never cooked for him, and I want to go to cooking school, so I don't screw up... My mom thinks it's a waste of money, so that won't be happening soon. Oh well.
*burns a bra* I love the smell of burnt bra in the morning, don't you? Now... Get me that soda you promised me, please?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

My wife Delores and I have an equal partnership. I provide our financial needs, and she keeps her damn mouth shut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

My wife Delores and I have an equal partnership. I provide our financial needs, and she keeps her damn mouth shut.

If you consider that truly equal, then you shouldn't mind trading places - let her make money, and you keep your damn mouth shut.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

My mum makes the money in our family, ever since my dad had heart problems he can't really work or do...well much of anything.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

My mum makes the money in our family, ever since my dad had heart problems he can't really work or do...well much of anything.

What did he do to get God angry? I assure you he will not be recovering anytime soon if he is making your mother work, contrary to the plan that God has set up for your family. The woman is to raise the children, not to perform any outside work that might support the family.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

If you consider that truly equal, then you shouldn't mind trading places - let her make money, and you keep your damn mouth shut.

I suppose you want him to give birth as well? Actually, knowing you, you'd probably prefer if he had an abortion instead...

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

What did he do to get God angry? I assure you he will not be recovering anytime soon if he is making your mother work, contrary to the plan that God has set up for your family. The woman is to raise the children, not to perform any outside work that might support the family.

He's not making her do anything, she chooses to work.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

I think people are wasting their time to help Sister Mary Marie Maria Mariah Carey. Based on how she talks about "discipline", I think she likes it and probably burns her husband's toast on purpose. LOL!
Seriously though, this setup disgusts me because men and women are equals and should be equals in a relationship, but I don't know if this would lead to murder. I was spanked growing up, but my dad never broke my skin, let alone a bone. If all this is is spankings, then it's more kinky than dangerous. But if he ever punches or kicks her, she should get away from him immediately. I can't believe people put up with this stuff over a fairytale. If Jeebus told them to carry lightsabers and call upon the force, we'd be surrounded by Jabbas everywhere.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Should I avoid crying when my husband disciplines me?

I suppose you want him to give birth as well?

Nah, men don't have the strength for it.

Actually, knowing you, you'd probably prefer if he had an abortion instead...

Any child (especially a daughter) facing a future with TC's as parents would probably prefer not to be born.