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Default Re: A Question for the Married and Engaged Forum Members - 07-23-2015, 11:39 PM

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Thank you for the suggestion, Brother Hammer! I'll call my cousin and direct him to this thread so he can show his bride-to-be your suggestion. I'm sure that the two of them will love it, especially since his bride-to-be is incredibly modest and likes to avoid any kind of showy, flashy garments.
I also have a pair of bolt cutters he can purchase from me (I ship 2nd Day Air) if he anticipates trouble removing her chastity belt, sometimes the keyholes can get kind of crusty if not properly maintained.

Let me know...
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Default Re: A Question for the Married and Engaged Forum Members - 07-24-2015, 12:43 AM

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I also have a pair of bolt cutters he can purchase from me (I ship 2nd Day Air) if he anticipates trouble removing her chastity belt, sometimes the keyholes can get kind of crusty if not properly maintained.

Let me know...
Thank you for the generous offer, Brother, but my cousin already has some bolt cutters. Also, my cousin and his future wife saw your offer about the wedding dress pattern and they'd love it if you could send it to them. Apparently my cousin's future wife was quite happy with the thought of a burlap wedding dress.
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Default Re: A Question for the Married and Engaged Forum Members - 07-11-2016, 08:42 PM

Oh, my proposal from my husband was SO ROMANTIC.

We went out, my husband disciplined my ass because dinner was not on the table the second he walked through the door. So after many tears in solitude, and much putting on makeup to cover the bruises, we went to the park. He then sat me down, told me the guidelines to becoming his wife, and I agreed. Then he beat me again.
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Default Re: A Question for the Married and Engaged Forum Members - 07-11-2016, 11:02 PM

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Oh, my proposal from my husband was SO ROMANTIC.

We went out, my husband disciplined my ass because dinner was not on the table the second he walked through the door...
Point 1: At the time, he was not yet your husband. What was his justification for disciplining you, as you were yet to become his property wife?


Point 2: Why were you co-habitating before marriage?


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Default Re: A Question for the Married and Engaged Forum Members - 07-12-2016, 02:12 AM

After speaking with my father and gaining his approval, my husband asked me if I wanted to gain salvation and bear sons. Being a well-raised, Bible-obeying, girl, I said yes, and he told me that he had spoken with my father and gotten permission.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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