[Razoorsharp83]

Hello folks

Making my introduction today, I might as well start it off by showing my faith to all you dear Christians.
My heart is with you, and so is that of Jesus, for what it’s worth, scarred by a Roman spear. Yet there is another miracle.. So happens, you don’t need a heart to resurrect, move stones and go on to heaven.
A thing the world rulers find quite comforting from time to time, as do preachers like me, the ones of true wisdom and faith.

Jesus has been so kind to me, he send PoeticPeter on my path to enlighten, and he took me under the wing of the landover Baptists, for a trip onto the heavens only the good lord can provide.
So let us pray for him, and good driver to that big old skybox .
(in my case ocean over)

For starters let me begin with a simple prayer, which I thing you all will appreciate.

Our Father, Who art in heaven,
Hollow be Thy Name.
Thy Hell will come.
Thy Will be done, bring it to earth as you did with heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, evangelists and Joel Osteen DVD’s.
And forgive us our trespasses,
for we will trespass on others.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from gorgeous maids. Amen

Bless the sweet name of Jesus
And blessing upon you all from a Christian overseas

[Bobby-Joe]

A moving prayer friend. I will pray Jesus will guide you to move to America one day.

[Talitha]

Blessings to you too Mr Razoor.
Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm sure Jesus and Peter led you here for a reason, and I'm sure that as long as you are not a Homer, Goth, Darkie, Beaner, Catlicker, Mormon, Jehoover Witless or Demoncrat then I'm sure you will enjoy your stay

[Razoorsharp83]

Thank you for your warm welcome.Moving to America is not such a bad idea afterall.

And dear Sister Talitha do not take me for a fool, for all men of common sense know the lord spurns on those Homers, Goths, Darkies, Beaners, Catlickers, Mormons and Jehoovers.

Though there are some doubts in my mind....
The Catlicking part seems quite enjoyable to some people .
They lick themselves as the good Lord intended, so why not follow the example set for us .

[SUV]

You mentioned Brother Peter in the title to make us dig through it all Word-by-Word to find out where it menioned Peter. Kind of like a Holy version of Where's Waldo.

Didn't you? Didn't you, now?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Razoorsharp83

Thank you for your warm welcome.Moving to America is not such a bad idea afterall.

And dear Sister Talitha do not take me for a fool, for all men of common sense know the lord spurns on those Homers, Goths, Darkies, Beaners, Catlickers, Mormons and Jehoovers.

Though there are some doubts in my mind....
The Catlicking part seems quite enjoyable to some people .
They lick themselves as the good Lord intended, so why not follow the example set for us .

I think you misunderstand.
I meant Ring Kissing, Mary worshiping Cannibalistic Pope Loving Boy Buggering perverts!!

Licking cats is usually carried out by Wiccans and will not be tolerated in Freehold

[Poetic Peter]

Welcome Razzorshoop. Glad you made it!


We must work on your English spellings, just a bit.
"hollow?"


You foreigners made the funniest mistakes! It's understandable, though, your not having been born to God's Country, and all that.


Very glad to meet you here, indeed. Thanks for praying for me, but hey, I'm Saved!

Please tell us in Introductions all about life in the land of tulips and big fat dikes.

Let us know too all about the sweet new Climate for Jesus in Holland? Talk about our Global Warming? Hey!!


YIC,

PP

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by SUV

You mentioned Brother Peter in the title to make us dig through it all Word-by-Word to find out where it menioned Peter. Kind of like a Holy version of Where's Waldo.

Didn't you? Didn't you, now?

Raz, now you've met our beautiful ladies.
Aren't you glad you're here? Our women are the sweetest, the most hospitable, loving, wonderful creatures God ever gave to man.

Bless them! And they talk, too!


too much

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope the blessings of Christ fall upon you soon.

Is it true that you wear wooden shoes?

[Sister Noddy]

One more lady of Landover greeting you, friend in Christ!

Sister Noddy

[Razoorsharp83]

(Please tell us in Introductions all about life in the land of tulips and big fat dikes)

I’ll make a proper introduction than , Here we go .

Pim, born in the Netherlands when it was still a sinful nation in the year 1983.
Obsessed with computers and game led me to become an ICT Specialist. Studying philosophy and ancient mysteries, cultures and mythology my interests in religion began to grow, and the only answers that could fill in the gaps, is the sweet lord.
Never molested as a child by the priests I received all the sacraments of the catholic church, Babtism, Communion, and Forming (don’t know the proper American/English term sorry) Without any fuss. Which was quite insulting because even though I had bad teeth, are not all god’s creatures a sign of beauty .

Through the lessons of the church I began to feel something was wrong , which ultimately led me to you fine Christians with the help of Jesus and Peter .

Netherlands:

It’s a Sinfull place, everywhere you see billboards of half naked (if not full, except for underwear) woman, advertising , lust provoking wears.
Prostitution is legalised and a registered occupation with it’s own union, and Soft drug’s is tolerated and sold in most parts of the big cities .
Freethinkers and science rules the land.
How quickly this nation goes to hell, by not receiving the word of god, and gorging on forbidden sins .

Last year the CDA (Left Christian party) and the ChristenUnie (Christian union, right wing) and a party who does not know what they want anyway, formed the Cabinet of this great nation.
With Balkenende at our side we help this nation see the word of god, No more gay marriage , no more drug’s or too much alcohol at the age of 16.
Done are the times of naked bodies portrayed on the streets for commercial value’s and woman should remain chest again, and the brothers closed down .
With our contribution to the war on that “Mohammed” fella, we Close the seal of the ongoing, revived, crusade of our holy beliefs .

With some things of your great country taken into consideration, we also believe that prayers in school will help us receive more peaceful lives, that and huge tax raising.
Bless the Sweet name of Jesus!

No more freethinking but the power of God, will help us build a more peaceful society .
I can not tell you how overjoyed I am that we must now call out culture, a Jewish-Christian-Islamic culture, this way we can overcome our differences , for there is but 1 god. And than we can convert them afterwards.


That’s the Climate in our country, we basically all want to go back to the good old day’s when a woman was behind the stove and men could visit another piece of crumpet on the side, in secret again. Whoever said that going back a 40 years or so isn’t progression is Deluded, because from that point on we strayed from god and that is something we would have to remedy to build this nation of belief , who need’s tolerance anyway.

Maybe I’ll visit the great America’s next year and view myself as an emissary, who need’s to learn the true Christians faith , the while this government builds the foundation, I will build a church of True Christianity upon it
AMEN

( As for the True Christian ladies on this forum)

Peter mentioned you are beautiful ladies and I want to mention one more thing .
I hope you keep your virginity for The Man you mary or save it for Jesus.
Yea d did he walk through the gates of Jerusalem t hi side, with a hooker by his side .
He must find it appeasing that a woman enters his chambers, Without the touch of a man, without his permission.
And you bowing before his Cross (on the knees with your mouth open) for this is his body and this is his blood .
Happy are they who will come to his supper .
AMEN

(Do we really wear wooden shoes)

Some farmers tend to still do that yes, for the most part no one else does it’s more of a decoration of old people, who hang decorated “Klumps/Klompen”on the wall

One more lady of Landover greeting you, friend in Christ!

And hello to you to maiden of the holy Church .

[Andrew Barrick]

Welcome. As soon as you move to America and vote Republican for the first time, you'll be well on your way to True Christianity. Be sure to pray daily and keep your Bible with you always. A couple readings of Leviticus is always a healthy choice. Enjoy your stay!

-Andrew

[Poetic Peter]

Brother Pim,

I see a higher purpose for you in Holland, where God put you for a reason.

He gave you a mind so that you can think for Him. He gapped your front teeth so that
you can spit without legal detection, upon the unrighteous fornicators and hedonists of Holland.

I wonder that these new and Christian changes occurring in your Low Country signal toward the End Times?
There, in the Hollandlands, where massive works of earth strain to hold back the Jealous Sea,
God's disciples are working now to tidy the land in advance of the soaking coming.

It may be in your lifetime, Pim. You are only 24. Very likely, before your age 30, you will witness for us
great things in saline horticulture. At that point, sure, c'mon over to Freehold, USA!

Cheerful best regards, with Joy in Christ foremost, and wishing rubber duckies for your tub,

PP

[Razoorsharp83]

My teeth are not gapped...
They are sharpened to tear through the flesh of sinners, and eating bread baked out of grain and human feces.
Glory of the lord be upon you.

And if permitted, watch my messages on that unholy place of you tube, where i pray for a gayman to convert to the word of Jesus Christ our savios, truth and light.

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by Razoorsharp83

My teeth are not gapped...
They are sharpened to tear through the flesh of sinners, and eating bread baked out of grain and human feces.
Glory of the lord be upon you.

And if permitted, watch my messages on that unholy place of you tube, where i pray for a HOMER to convert to the word of Jesus Christ our SAVIOR, truth and light.

NOT permitted to watch heathen places like "you tube".

BTW, what operating system do you favor?
(Pastors, please advise Pim?)

Gapped for spitting, that too.

[SUV]

Oh my GOD, who is that Man? Just look at his heart-on!

[Poetic Peter]

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Originally Posted by SUV

Oh my GOD, who is that Man? Just look at his heart-on!

Why, that's just me in my avatar.
Sorry the picture's not more up to date.
I've aged a bit since then, but yet,
Mrs. PP avers I still have "it";
not like Jesus, mind you, but near
enough, near enough.

PP
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