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Default Many Prayers - 10-17-2007, 05:01 PM
Please, I need as many sweet, clean, real hard prayers that you can send my way. Every day.

help me find the way before my next liberal thought. Hurry! I really want to show compassion for another human that might not be Landover saved. Then there is the music, the sex and many other perversions of faith to deal with.

I can feel myself leaning towards a Catholic confession of sins and looking for my Mardi Gras..I mean rosary beads.
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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-17-2007, 05:47 PM
please dear lord,
Save this man from damnation that is only in your power to bestow.
Forgive him his tresspasses against the one true faith.

I will burn some dung for your salvation .
Keep praising the name of Jesus,and you will see the way .
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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-17-2007, 06:02 PM
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Please, I need as many sweet, clean, real hard prayers that you can send my way. Every day.

help me find the way before my next liberal thought. Hurry! I really want to show compassion for another human that might not be Landover saved. Then there is the music, the sex and many other perversions of faith to deal with.

I can feel myself leaning towards a Catholic confession of sins and looking for my Mardi Gras..I mean rosary beads.
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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-17-2007, 07:02 PM
Awwwwww look what happened ............... the Homer got his bottom Gonged!


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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-18-2007, 06:46 AM
Jep that much is true... i bet a local preast had solid evidence for him committing sins.
He wasn't as tight as he was supposed to be. Thus delivering him to the allmighty moderator.
(and yes i do believe the moderators of this forum are guided by the good lord, to keep us free is sinners, homers and catholics)

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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-18-2007, 12:23 PM
Hey, disposable blade above: spell check.

Being Dutch is no excuse for also ruining God's Language: English.

Get with the program or get nicked.

Cheerfuly, your stropper,

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Yep that much is true... I bet that a local priest had solid evidence of his committing sins.
He wasn't as tight as he was supposed to be, thus delivering him to the Almighty Moderator.
(and yes I do believe that the moderators of this forum are guided by the good Lord to keep us free from sinners, homers and cathylicks)

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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-18-2007, 12:35 PM
PS: When I typo, I'm entitled. I'm an American.
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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-18-2007, 12:38 PM
woops....
Sorry bout that, I’ll leave the spellchecker on next time .
Anyway you also missed one! ",Thus” was with capitol T"
Forgive me my trespasses PoeticPeter, for I did not know what I did wrong..
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Default Re: Many Prayers - 10-18-2007, 12:46 PM
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woops....
Sorry bout that, I’ll leave the spellchecker on next time .
Anyway you also missed one! ",Thus” was with capitol T"
Forgive me my trespasses PoeticPeter*, for I did not know what I did wrong..
Be gentle…
It was my "suggestion" that the sentence carry on from a comma.
My "suggestion", lad, is just that. Just like a "STOP" sign means "oh yeah, cruise right on through."

Gently for you, with real Christian Charity,

your pal PP

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