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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
07-25-2016, 10:31 PM
Zippers ... a tremendous amount of sin starts with this Z word. Whoever invented the Zipper has much to answer for.
"Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." 1 Corinthians 7:2
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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~Matt. 10:33
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
07-25-2016, 11:58 PM
Apostasy. It's a form of blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and therefore unforgivable:
Hebrews 6:4-6 KJV: 4 For [it is] impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted of the heavenly gift, and were made partakers of the Holy Ghost, 5 And have tasted the good word of God, and the powers of the world to come, 6 If they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance; seeing they crucify to themselves the Son of God afresh, and put [him] to an open shame.
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07-28-2016, 05:54 PM
Blasphemy! Don't even try it!!!
Matthew 12:31-32: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. 32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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07-28-2016, 06:35 PM
Cheapskates.
2 Corinthians 9:6-7
But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
Or, as Pastor Zeke puts it, Tithe early, tithe often!
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07-29-2016, 12:15 AM
Divination. As far as God is concerned, it's on the same level as burning your child to death as a human sacrifice:
Deuteronomy 18:10-12 KJV: 10 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, 11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. 12 For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
2 Kings 17:17-18 KJV: 17 And they caused their sons and their daughters to pass through the fire, and used divination and enchantments, and sold themselves to do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger. 18 Therefore the LORD was very angry with Israel, and removed them out of his sight: there was none left but the tribe of Judah only.
I'm not talking about situation in which God said that people should be burned to death. That's a different issue altogether.
Leviticus 20:14 KJV: 14 And if a man take a wife and her mother, it [is] wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.
Leviticus 21:9 KJV: 9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
07-29-2016, 12:32 AM
Effeminate men: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind 1 Corinthians 6:9
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-31-2016, 03:41 PM
Feminism. Sorry, uppity feminazis, but God clearly says that you and men are not interchangeable:
Ephesians 5:22-24 KJV: 22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.
1 Timothy 2:12 KJV: 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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08-01-2016, 12:40 PM
Gluttony.
Deuteronomy 21:20 and Proverbs 23:21
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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08-02-2016, 10:57 AM
Hair.
Don't get this wrong! The Bible is very clear (ignore Our Precious Savior's beautiful blond mane).
Jeremiah 7:27
Cut off thine hair, O Jerusalem, and cast it away, and take up a lamentation on high places; for the Lord hath rejected and forsaken the generation of his wrath.
Leviticus 21:5
They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.
Leviticus 19:27
Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.
Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
Ezekial 44:20
Neither shall they shave their heads, nor suffer their locks to grow long; they shall only poll their heads.
Numbers 6:5
All the days of the vow of his separation there shall no razor come upon his head: until the days be fulfilled, in the which he separateth himself unto the Lord, he shall be holy, and shall let the locks of the hair of his head grow.
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08-14-2016, 02:09 AM
Ignorance of Jesus, which, as we know, is no excuse.
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09-06-2016, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by PetitionLady
Zippers ... a tremendous amount of sin starts with this Z word. Whoever invented the Zipper has much to answer for.
"Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." 1 Corinthians 7:2
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J is for the Jackass who invented the Zipper. (Also Canadian likely)
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09-07-2016, 12:31 AM
The Kennedy family, a Romanist, Demon-cretin political dynasty, especially JFK, who was the Bill Clinton of his time, and Jackie, who thought that America should be France.
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09-07-2016, 05:13 PM
L is for "Latin" the language of the papists. American is the language of God.
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09-08-2016, 05:35 AM
Mucous membranes. Especially of the anal types that make Jesus weep.
When they are torn in sinful thrusting between "consenting adults", He cries in desperation, even as the sin continues with no regard to His pain as He watches the filthy sodomy with the mud-packers.
Oh Jesus, forgive the gays
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09-08-2016, 06:08 AM
Norwegians. God hates Norwegians.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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09-08-2016, 02:11 PM
Other religions and cults. Jesus hates them very much.
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09-09-2016, 12:17 AM
Plato, an ancient Greek sodomite who said that God is not the author of all things, but of good only. This, of course, contradicts Scripture:
Isaiah 45:7 KJV: 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things].
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-12-2016, 01:54 PM
Q is for Quantum Physics. We don't need all that atheist jargon when we have Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Re: "A" is for Anal Sex: 26 Things Jesus Hates, in Alphabetical Order -
09-13-2016, 03:19 AM
Rectal intercoursing. But only for man-on-man buggering.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
God doesn't care if a married man mounts his wife from behind and does his business within her bowels, her incontinence aside. Seems to me that if she makes a mess on the bed after, it's between her and Satan?
1 Corinthians 7:5 "Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
In Him
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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09-14-2016, 01:32 PM
Saddam Hussein. God hated him so much, that commanded George W. his server, to destroy him.
Revelation 9:11And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.
And in iraki his name is Saddam
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