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Default God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 08:32 AM

I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 09:09 AM

I feel your pain, most keenly. We are of similar age and both professionals, you in your management role and myself in my public utility supervisory role.

My advice would be to look the immigrant population. Young female immigrants are often greatly impressed by the manly, successful (in the prime of his life) True Christian™ (you have some way to go but time will tell).

My advice to is to hire a cleaning lady of the right age and demeanour. The servile nature of immigrants and thier often iffy residential status puts you in a good position to mold her into the woman you deserve.

Start by being her boss and the natural docility if woman kind will come through soon enough. Develops a system of infractions that start off costing her money but slowly move on to undermining her self confidence. Steadily lower her wage by saying her work is sub par and make her work late to isolate her from her family and friends.

Strongly imply that you are the only one who will ever employe her and she would likely deported under the new rules (immigrants live in fear of having to go home).

Start telling her what she should be wearing and definitely make sure she does not wear any make up (this will make her feel plain and unwanted).

By now her world should revolve around you and you can step up the pace to gentle physical coercion for infractions.

Start by taking her hand to show her how to dust properly and soon she will be conditions to allow you to touch her and control her actions. Move on from moving her limbs to moving (in a controlled steady way) to moving her bodily around the room.

Soon enough she will learn that you have the right to invade her space and make her do and be where you want her to be.

Continue undermining her sense of self and volition and soon you could suggest she becomes 'live in' and then let beautiful nature take it's course.

But what ever happens, never let her loose sight of the fact that no one will ever want her or love her except for you and every time you discipline her, how ever much it hurts, you are doing it because you love her and want to save her from the fire of Hell.

I'd write more but Marta has just arrived and we need to have words.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 11:07 AM

Good suggestions. A woman of the age I'm looking for is probably easier to mold like this. I'm going to go looking. We have plenty of Russians, Ukrainians and Polaks here. Shouldn't be that hard to find a prospective mate.

The only problem I can see is that most women in ex-communist countries tend to be very slutty at a very young age. How can I trust her virginity?


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 11:20 AM

Simply ask them

If they tell the truth you are onto a winner; if they lie you know in advance that they are on the short bus to Hell.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Simply ask them

If they tell the truth you are onto a winner; if they lie you know in advance that they are on the short bus to Hell.

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Of course, silly me. If she's a god fearing Christian she'll never lie.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-05-2012, 04:24 PM

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I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
Definitely the Slavic races, despite being backwards idoloters of communism, papism, and other superstitions, are at least capable of producing firm, supple young caucasian females who can milk cows and plant potatoes, unlike their spoiled Western counterparts who are mostly whorified wenches only capable of signing a bill on your credit card and then filing for divorce.

Plus evidence indicates that Swedish women, being atheists, are also the biggest sluts in Europe, and the only European females who actually prefer(!) nigras, yuck.

Go with a Slav.
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Definitely the Slavic races, despite being backwards idoloters of communism, papism, and other superstitions, are at least capable of producing firm, supple young caucasian females who can milk cows and plant potatoes, unlike their spoiled Western counterparts who are mostly whorified wenches only capable of signing a bill on your credit card and then filing for divorce.

Plus evidence indicates that Swedish women, being atheists, are also the biggest sluts in Europe, and the only European females who actually prefer(!) nigras, yuck.

Go with a Slav.
Swedish women have gone soft with feminism. They're lazy and won't even take a beating silently with dignity any more. It leads to major whining every time.


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Swedish women have gone soft with feminism. They're lazy and won't even take a beating silently with dignity any more. It leads to major whining every time.
A starving Ukrainian peasant women is not inflicted with such an attitude.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-16-2012, 06:44 PM

I suggest finding a mail order bride from any third world country, but make sure she is white. They are easier to control since they haven't been infected with the feminazi illness. Also, they are used to being smacked around when they are disobedient.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-17-2012, 05:10 AM

Don't marry a slant, whatever you do.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-18-2012, 08:11 AM

Does anybody have any experience with Russian mail-order brides?

It seems like the most optimal solution for me considering my stringent dating requirements. I'm also more likely to impress a Russian with my relative wealth. Swedish women aren't that impressed by money, since socialism has led to everybody feeling safe. Very un-Christian state of affairs. I think fiscal uncertainty gives people a good base-line of fear making them need God for solace. I digress. But I really hate socialists. Almost as much as I hate Catholics.

I tried to search, but came up blank. Does anybody have a good site or Churches for finding specifically Baptist Russian mail-order brides? It doesn't have to be ads from the women themselves. It can just as well be their parents.

Does anybody here have experience of dealing with such a lady? My biggest worry is if I'll be able to keep her obedient. I also worry about being scammed. I don't want her to elope with a liberal Swede as soon as she has Swedish citizenship.

Does anybody know how best to approach Russian women. Should I immediately start bragging about my wealth or is my piety more important to stress?

I must admit I'm a bit nervous.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-18-2012, 09:19 AM

The good new is that studies show that Soviet women are very interested in Western men

The bad news is that you are going to have to get used to potatoes

But: always remember that the Soviet woman is just as atheistic as Uncle Stalin himself!

You will need to go to the Soviet Union and spend many months witnessing to women to weed out the staunch atheists from the potential candidates.

Why not start up a soup kitchen in a poorer part of Moskow? You can begin by giving the soup away for free as a wonderful Christian act of Charity . Then you can start including a brief Bible class as a condition for being fed. From here move on to 'suggesting' the women help clean the premises you have been renting from an Oligarch. This is important because it starts the idea that these women owe you. Never loose sight of this fact and these women need to learn that you are the boss

The men won't want to do that as it is women's work so soon you will gave a cadre of women and urchins becoming used to being told what to do and when to do it by you. Make a show of walking around supervising but pay carful attention to women who seem happy to help in a positive easy going way: avoid these!

Then you need to selectively favour one woman after another. Make sure these are the women who seem low in mood or lonely, with these women the Manly Christian will find the most fertile soil. Women are by nature hateful creatures and like nothing better than to one up their lady competitors and soon they will be competing for the slightest guesture of compassion or praise. Never forget women hate other women more than even the most authoritarian of Manly men. Studies show that women prefer the corrective discipline that only a man's strong corrective touch can bring.

Women are very dependent on men and the more you ration the praise the more they will compete and go to extreme measures to garner your affection. Be sure to criticise and undermine the women you have your eyes on and weed out the ones with too much independence or self esteem.

The dependable old tricks of invading their personal space while smiling or shouting and being awful to them and then appologising immediately and profusely (implying strongly the you only get angry because you care so much) are always useful tools of the trade, here.

Once you have whittled the pack down to two or three with the lowest self esteem you can subtly suggest to each one that you have romantic feelings but you are conflicted because your faith (and them being dirty and whorish) and the feelings you have for her.

Use this to subtly suggest that the difficulty is not your religion but the fact that she is a dirty whore (this should give your future relationship a firm platform to grow from).

Women tend to over compensate when they are treated like whores and bend over backwards to placate or please their tormentor

When you have her basically doing anything to please you suggest that she convert (as an atheist she will have no moral compass so she will be crying out for spiritual fulfilment). Be careful to avoid empathising too much with her at this point: remember that she is a dirty atheist whore and you will soon be filling her with your Christian™ love and she will be very much happier know she can save her self from being tormented for all eternity by merciful God by birthing your children!

If you do this, within 6 months you will have a pliant, obedient wife who will be dependent on you and be a good helpmeet for many years of happy husbanding. Be sure that when you bring her home you install her in a good Christian social group to reinforce all the good work.

Good luck and keep us informed.

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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-18-2012, 10:59 PM

Good luck on finding a virgin. I doubt your going to find anyone. I would just get used to what's been HANDed to you.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-19-2012, 08:09 AM

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Good luck on finding a virgin. I doubt your going to find anyone. I would just get used to what's been HANDed to you.
I'm a good Christian and I pray a lot, which should work in my favour. I'm positive about God helping me in finding my soul-mate.


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Good luck on finding a virgin. I doubt your going to find anyone. I would just get used to what's been HANDed to you.
That's the way you satan devotees live, huh?

We True Christians™ always marry virgins. God sees to it.


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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 06-20-2012, 11:30 PM

What if it is a virgin Japanese vs a non virgin white girl? Then who do you go for?



(I myself favor the slant, virgin or not; preferably not)


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What if it is a virgin Japanese vs a non virgin white girl? Then who do you go for?

(I myself favor the slant, virgin or not; preferably not)
I believe that TECHNICALLY a gook is no longer a virgin once she puts razorblades in her horizontal cooter.

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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 07-04-2012, 09:11 AM

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I'm a 37 year old senior manager at a major Swedish corporation. I have a big house on an island in the Stockholm archipelago. A comfortable life. But I'm looking for a woman to share it with. I'm pretty much surrounded by ungodly atheists.

I used to be married. But she was ungodly and left me when I started studying the Bible seriously and acting on it. She was a liberal Christian. They're almost worse than atheists IMHO since they're wolves in sheeps clothing. She was also a feminist and didn't take a beating like a proper woman. Instead she called me a wife-beater. Ungrateful harlot. But such is life in ungodly Sweden.

I take the disciplining of my wife seriously and will strive to make her obedient and eager to serve. I promise to whip my future wife regularly so she knows her place.

So far I have no children, which brings great shame to me.

I'm looking for a virgin woman in a good childbearing age, 15 - 23. 15 is age of consent in Sweden. The younger the better, since it's more likely she's truly a virgin. I prefer blondes. It'll just be easier to fit in in Sweden. A wife of mine of course doesn't work. She'll be a housewife and I expect her to turn to me for any big decission in her life. It's a bonus if she can cook. But it's not important. I have a cleaner, and I can take on a cook if the need arises.

All my wife needs to do is to care for our future children, look pretty, decorate the house and keep herself fit. Yes, I'll be careful not to beat her in her face.

I'm also willing to buy someone's daughter if I get a good offer. Even if arranged marriages are illegal here, it'll only be a problem if the wife ever learns it's illegal. As long as she's kept down, I doubt it'll be a problem.

Anybody out there for a good Christian like me?
Don't go and get a mail order bride when there are plenty of virgin women ready to be faithful housewife to appease and worship Jesus (Like myself). Please don't add to those Commie scum.
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Default Re: God fearing Christian seeking virgin wife - 07-04-2012, 09:55 AM

Why the hate, friend?

What do you hate queers for?

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Why the hate, friend?

What do you hate queers for?

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