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Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-17-2009, 11:41 PM
Good evening brothers and sisters,
Just giving an olde official introduction at the request of our good Pastor Zeke. I'll spare you most of the details of my (thus far) heathen life - all that need be known is that Christ's Love has clearly brought me to this forum to dine at these fantastic word banquets and receive the Divine Transmission.
For some background, I'm 19 years of age and live in a small, peaceful suburban town out on Eastern Long Island where I'm free to contemplate the Lord's word as much as I should please!
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-17-2009, 11:43 PM
What does your username mean? Did you know that anyone who does magic without God's permission are going straight to eternal damnation in the lake of fire?
Have you ever been to church, boy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-17-2009, 11:50 PM
"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."
So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.
And I've been in a church, sure.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-17-2009, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Magician
"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."
So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.
And I've been in a church, sure.
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God is not a magician, He's God! Don't play word games here boy. Can you find even one verse in the Bible that says God is a magician?
If you think magic is just fun and games and Jesus doesn't really mind, take a look at THIS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 12:16 AM
Not one verse, no. But is not creation a magical act? If anyone's a magician, it's God!
Keep in mind, adult, this username was created a week ago. Eons have passed in Christ's eye. I might select another username, should it appease Lord. I meant no disrespect.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 12:29 AM
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Not one verse, no. But is not creation a magical act? If anyone's a magician, it's God!
Keep in mind, adult, this username was created a week ago. Eons have passed in Christ's eye. I might select another username, should it appease Lord. I meant no disrespect.
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You'll select nothing. You may politely appeal to a Pastor to get it changed, but with your current attitude, that seems unlikely.
Only God decideds who can do magic.
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Exodus 4:2-6
And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod. And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.
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And the LORD said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand.
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And the LORD said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom. And he [Moses] put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow. And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.
Numbers 5:27
And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot.
Numbers 21:8-9
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole:and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live. And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.
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What God does is create.
Now tell me boy, have you ever studied the Holy Bible? Doesn't your father take you to church every Sunday?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 12:44 AM
Not in depth, and no, he wanted me to come to my own religious conclusions without being influenced by the dogmas of any church or school of thought. Heathen as he may be, the course of my life has clearly led me here, now, so something must have worked out right.
I have seen the "Bible in a Year" thread, my plan is to take that course upon acquiring a Bible.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Magician
Not in depth, and no, he wanted me to come to my own religious conclusions without being influenced by the dogmas of any church or school of thought. Heathen as he may be, the course of my life has clearly led me here, now, so something must have worked out right.
I have seen the "Bible in a Year" thread, my plan is to take that course upon acquiring a Bible.
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Excellent. The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.
Also, you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 12:59 AM
Thank you pastor.
I'd just like to express my appreciation for the existence of this Godly forum. It fills me with cosmic laughter.
I'll be back and forth...forth for now.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 01:54 AM
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Thank you pastor.
I'd just like to express my appreciation for the existence of this Godly forum. It fills me with cosmic laughter.
I'll be back and forth...forth for now.
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So you just came here to mock God? You think the LORD's word is something to laugh at!?
I bet that you have something else, that belongs to your body, filled up with a thing that belongs to another male...
My apologies for the language! I realise there are women and children here!
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 02:28 AM
Not at all Joe, my laughter is that of revelry, not of mockery.
You're awful quick to mention those homers though!
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 02:35 AM
By the way, pastors, if you find my username offensive I would kindly ask for permission to change it. At your discretion, of course.
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 03:06 AM
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You're awful quick to mention those homers though!
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Ofcourse I am. After years of living in the Netherlands, I can smell them on miles and miles of distance.
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05-18-2009, 03:13 AM
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Ofcourse I am. After years of living in the Netherlands, I can smell them on miles and miles of distance.
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Well you might want to get your gaydar checked, I ain't no homer!
Why were you living in such a Godless place?
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 03:25 AM
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Well you might want to get your gaydar checked, I ain't no homer!
Why were you living in such a Godless place?
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Alright, I truelly hope so for you.
I never said I left. I still live there. Doing my best to Save parts of this country, mostly family and friends.
That 99% of the population are hippies, atheists, sodomites, drunks, prostitutes, lesbians and all kind of other filth, it fortunately does not mean I am the same. I have the KJV to show me the Truth and what to do. I hope that you have a copy of the KJV to show to people and to read.
God's word is the Law! Praise Jesus!
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 03:39 AM
Then you are doing the good work, keep it up.
Beware of the hippies especially. The mere presence of a pot smoker is enough to lead one astray. I have heard some even like to roll their pot sticks with BIBLE paper . Jesus surely did not die for them!
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 04:01 AM
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"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."
So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.
And I've been in a church, sure.
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It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.
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05-18-2009, 04:08 AM
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It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.
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I was asked why I chose the name Magician a week ago, and so I spoke the truth.
I have mercifully been given my current username, of a more holy nature. God has let me off easy, for now.
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 01:09 PM
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It fills me with cosmic laughter.
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Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Greetings, salutations, hello -
05-18-2009, 05:41 PM
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Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.
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So Satan's a homer?
Does God like Satan, for punishing the evildoers? Does he at least support Satan's work? Would that be God supporting a homer, in this case?
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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