[Little Daniel]

Good evening brothers and sisters,

Just giving an olde official introduction at the request of our good Pastor Zeke. I'll spare you most of the details of my (thus far) heathen life - all that need be known is that Christ's Love has clearly brought me to this forum to dine at these fantastic word banquets and receive the Divine Transmission.

For some background, I'm 19 years of age and live in a small, peaceful suburban town out on Eastern Long Island where I'm free to contemplate the Lord's word as much as I should please!

YIC,
Magician

[Pastor Ezekiel]

What does your username mean? Did you know that anyone who does magic without God's permission are going straight to eternal damnation in the lake of fire?

Have you ever been to church, boy?

[Little Daniel]

"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."

So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.

And I've been in a church, sure.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magician

"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."

So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.

And I've been in a church, sure.

God is not a magician, He's God! Don't play word games here boy. Can you find even one verse in the Bible that says God is a magician?

If you think magic is just fun and games and Jesus doesn't really mind, take a look at THIS.

[Little Daniel]

Not one verse, no. But is not creation a magical act? If anyone's a magician, it's God!

Keep in mind, adult, this username was created a week ago. Eons have passed in Christ's eye. I might select another username, should it appease Lord. I meant no disrespect.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magician

Not one verse, no. But is not creation a magical act? If anyone's a magician, it's God!

Keep in mind, adult, this username was created a week ago. Eons have passed in Christ's eye. I might select another username, should it appease Lord. I meant no disrespect.

You'll select nothing. You may politely appeal to a Pastor to get it changed, but with your current attitude, that seems unlikely.

Only God decideds who can do magic.

Exodus 4:2-6
And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod. And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it.
...
And the LORD said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand.
...
And the LORD said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom. And he [Moses] put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow. And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.

Numbers 5:27
And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot.

Numbers 21:8-9
And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole:and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live. And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.

What God does is create.

Now tell me boy, have you ever studied the Holy Bible? Doesn't your father take you to church every Sunday?

[Little Daniel]

Not in depth, and no, he wanted me to come to my own religious conclusions without being influenced by the dogmas of any church or school of thought. Heathen as he may be, the course of my life has clearly led me here, now, so something must have worked out right.

I have seen the "Bible in a Year" thread, my plan is to take that course upon acquiring a Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magician

Not in depth, and no, he wanted me to come to my own religious conclusions without being influenced by the dogmas of any church or school of thought. Heathen as he may be, the course of my life has clearly led me here, now, so something must have worked out right.

I have seen the "Bible in a Year" thread, my plan is to take that course upon acquiring a Bible.

Excellent. The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also, you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com.

[Little Daniel]

Thank you pastor.

I'd just like to express my appreciation for the existence of this Godly forum. It fills me with cosmic laughter.

I'll be back and forth...forth for now.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Originally Posted by Magician

Thank you pastor.

I'd just like to express my appreciation for the existence of this Godly forum. It fills me with cosmic laughter.

I'll be back and forth...forth for now.

So you just came here to mock God? You think the LORD's word is something to laugh at!?

I bet that you have something else, that belongs to your body, filled up with a thing that belongs to another male...
My apologies for the language! I realise there are women and children here!

[Little Daniel]

Not at all Joe, my laughter is that of revelry, not of mockery.

You're awful quick to mention those homers though!

[Little Daniel]

By the way, pastors, if you find my username offensive I would kindly ask for permission to change it. At your discretion, of course.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

You're awful quick to mention those homers though!

Ofcourse I am. After years of living in the Netherlands, I can smell them on miles and miles of distance.

[Little Daniel]

Originally Posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe

Ofcourse I am. After years of living in the Netherlands, I can smell them on miles and miles of distance.

Well you might want to get your gaydar checked, I ain't no homer!

Why were you living in such a Godless place?

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Originally Posted by Magician

Well you might want to get your gaydar checked, I ain't no homer!

Why were you living in such a Godless place?

Alright, I truelly hope so for you.

I never said I left. I still live there. Doing my best to Save parts of this country, mostly family and friends.
That 99% of the population are hippies, atheists, sodomites, drunks, prostitutes, lesbians and all kind of other filth, it fortunately does not mean I am the same. I have the KJV to show me the Truth and what to do. I hope that you have a copy of the KJV to show to people and to read.

God's word is the Law! Praise Jesus!

[Little Daniel]

Then you are doing the good work, keep it up.

Beware of the hippies especially. The mere presence of a pot smoker is enough to lead one astray. I have heard some even like to roll their pot sticks with BIBLE paper . Jesus surely did not die for them!

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Little Daniel

"The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things just-so by speaking them aloud ("And God said 'Let there be Light!' and there was Light")."

So Magician is just another word for our good Lord Christ, whose way I seek to embody. I will attempt no Magick without the Lord's blessing, for fear of eternal hellfire.

And I've been in a church, sure.

It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.

[Little Daniel]

Originally Posted by Nurse Clampett

It's probably not a good idea to make God synonymous with a tarot card. He has a really bad temper, you know.

I was asked why I chose the name Magician a week ago, and so I spoke the truth.

I have mercifully been given my current username, of a more holy nature. God has let me off easy, for now.

[Don the Baptist]

Originally Posted by Little Daniel

It fills me with cosmic laughter.

Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.

[Little Daniel]

Originally Posted by Don the Baptist

Satan and his minions will fill you with something when you to get to hell son, but I doubt sincerely that it will much resemble cosmic laughter. My assumption is that it will be a raging firey headed penis.

So Satan's a homer?

Does God like Satan, for punishing the evildoers? Does he at least support Satan's work? Would that be God supporting a homer, in this case?