[Thebi Bill]

I have travelled (well, clicked) far and wide on this sprawling interweb, full of licentious sin and vice, and nowhere did I find God's True Grace.

Until, that is, I found myself here! I knew from the moment the homepage loaded that I was among True Christians™ at last, a true fellowship embraced by God's Love (also ™). I know not why the Lord chose to send me walking in the desert for so long, but He did finally direct me here to bask in his glory with my true family. I'm sure it is all part of His plan.

God's children, Greetings!

Thebi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Please tell us about youself, pal. How did you come to find Jesus? What church do you attend?

[Thebi Bill]

I was born into a family of sinful atheists I have long since disavowed. Picking up a bible at age 15 (my mother had spitefully kept such books from me, since she hates and fears the Lord with all her heart) I was born again, and was baptised upon joining a local presbyterian order. Later, I became dissatisfied with their lack of adherence to God's Word, specifically their tolerence of several acts that God plainly states to be an abomination to him.
Morover, they permitted Women to speak in the church, even to become pastors and preach the Gospel! Surely they will all be damned to hell for this.


It is so hard to find True Christians these days, Satan has a foothold in every heart. But I remain positive that such networks as these will one day unit God's Children in His love, bringing joy to all and Rapture in our time.

Bless you,
Thebi

[Bob4God]

If you're looking for fellowship with True Christians, you've found it! We follow the Bible, the WHOLE Bible at Landover Baptist! Praise!

What is your favorite witnessing technique?

[Thebi Bill]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

If you're looking for fellowship with True Christians, you've found it! We follow the Bible, the WHOLE Bible at Landover Baptist! Praise!

What is your favorite witnessing technique?

Praise be to Jesus.

When it comes to converting the infidel or the heretic, a simple rational explanation of why God's Word is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I expand gently on the horrors that await them as the damned in the bowels of Hell, and point out all that they do that pains God so greatly. Satan, alas, holds a firm grasp on the souls of the unfaithful, and to date, though I pray for God's strength He has not yet granted me the power to drive Evil from their immortal heart.

Which method have you found most effective, brother?

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Thebi Bill

Which method have you found most effective, brother?

I engage in a very dangerous form of ministry as an inner-city evangelist. This means I travel into the heart of Des Moines and face some of the most horrifying examples of satanic human trash in the country! (It's gotten even more dangerous since gay marriage was legalized, let me tell you! I now carry mace and a .357 magnum.)

I always keep my oversize KJV with me in case I have to smack a sinner to get them to understand GOD's love, and you'd be surprised how effective it can be!

I am also a huge proponent of door-to-door evangelism.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Welcome Thebi Bill, you ask after witnessing:

Job:29:2: Oh that I were as in months past, as in the days when God preserved me;
Job:29:3: When his candle shined upon my head, and when by his light I walked through darkness;
Job:29:4: As I was in the days of my youth, when the secret of God was upon my tabernacle;

Those verses sum up why I prefer the reasoned argument approach. My hair is gray, my eyes are dim and I no longer am the firebrand I once was.

I feel that instilling the Fear of God into the young – His Mercy set lightly against His rich history of Awesome and Uncompromising Wrath - sets in a child’s mind the need for Jesus’ Love. As they grow older and are released into freedom, the memory lingers with them and guides them in all they do.

[Thebi Bill]

Thank you for your words of welcome and advice, everyone.

Now I must sleep, and prepare myself for God's new day

Thebi

[Max Bayes]

Welcome Thebi. Did you take your profile picture whilst on a holiday to Italy per chance? Or more accurately, a certain hellbound city/country within Italy's borders?

[Brother Temperance]

Praise Jesus and welcome aboard, friend. It's always good to find someone who doesn't totally hate Our Lord.

[Nurse Clampett]

Originally Posted by Thebi Bill

Praise be to Jesus.

When it comes to converting the infidel or the heretic, a simple rational explanation of why God's Word is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I expand gently on the horrors that await them as the damned in the bowels of Hell, and point out all that they do that pains God so greatly. Satan, alas, holds a firm grasp on the souls of the unfaithful, and to date, though I pray for God's strength He has not yet granted me the power to drive Evil from their immortal heart.

Which method have you found most effective, brother?

That's so beautiful! You sound full of the Lord's love and compassion!

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Welcome friend
I do hope you enjoy your stay!