[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by bobtheatheistphd

I am mystified? I agree with you and you get angry. We want the same thing so what difference does it make what our motive is?

"The ends justify the means," is that is communist demon?

[SuperGeekPhysicist]

Maybe I could have one of you so-called true christians as my physics slave? You could help me perform scientific experiments in my physics lab. You could take radiation level measurements in the core of my nuclear reactor.

[Cursed]

Originally Posted by SuperGeekPhysicist

Maybe I could have one of you so-called true christians as my physics slave? You could help me perform scientific experiments in my physics lab. You could take radiation level measurements in the core of my nuclear reactor.

You're a liar, and God hates liars (Proverbs 6:16-19)!

1. If you did have a slave, you'd use it for sick sexual practices because you are a pervert, not for physics.

2. You don't have a physics lab, or any kind of lab for that matter; I doubt you even have your own room.

3. You don't have a nuclear reactor; the closest you've got to one is maybe a lava lamp.

Now speak to your betters with some respect, don't force me to rebuke you a second time, garbage!

[sierra/brendon]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

I am SICK AND TIRED of the LIEberal elite keeping me from exercising my God-given RIGHT to own slaves! Abraham Lincoln, that stinking RINO (Republican In Name Only), has a LOT to answer for as I'm sure he's doing right now, gulping sulfurous smoke in the eternal fires of HELL! THIS IS AMERICA! A CHRISTIAN nation founded by CHRISTIAN men on CHRISTIAN principles! This is supposed to be a FREE NATION but where is my freedom to own slaves that is GRANTED BY GOD?!?!

Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
25:46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

Some people thought this country's descent into communism began in the 60s. No, my friends. It started when Lincoln decided to destroy our free market system by abolishing slavery!
Bringing back slavery today would fix so many of America's current woes! Unemployed? Sell them into slavery! Illegal immigrant? Allow them to stay by selling them into slavery! Sodomites? Sell them into slavery and let their new owners geld them (until sodomy is once again rightfully a capital crime, of course)! Feminazis? Sell them into slavery! Thieves? Exodus 22:3 has the answer - slavery!

Exodus 21:2 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.

Just imagine. Instead of hiring joo lawyers and accountants, we can buy a new one every six years! My husband, Mr. Whitford, buys a new car more frequently than that!

Why can't Mr. Whitford sell our daughter? Is Stalin in charge here?!?!

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

It's ridiculous that my husband can't sell our daughter to be a maidservant!

"But Mrs. Whitford, I'm a whiny false 'Christian' who doesn't read the Bible and thinks the Old Testament doesn't count anymore! Wah wah wah!"

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;
6:6 Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
6:7 With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
6:8 Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

1 Timothy 6:1 Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed.
6:2 And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

Titus 2:9 Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
2:10 Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! It's time all True Christians™ stand up together and TAKE BACK AMERICA! I want God-fearing slaves, and I'm sick of people who think they know better than THE LORD telling me I can't have any!

All right, here's how this will inevitably play out. first, you MIGHT find a politician that will actually support this. Second, you will end up going home defeated when the vast majority of America (other Republicans too) unite against you in disgust. The aftermath: you lose all sympathy you previously had for the argument of theocracy (which I never supported anyway) and whoever supports it ends up becoming the social paraiahs of America.

To sum it up, not a good idea. By all means, go ahead, the effort may actually be mildly amusing, I'm just saying how I think that would play out. The political battlefield is more merciless than any on the planet. Remember that.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by sierra117

All right, here's how this will inevitably play out. first, you MIGHT find a politician that will actually support this. Second, you will end up going home defeated when the vast majority of America (other Republicans too) unite against you in disgust. The aftermath: you lose all sympathy you previously had for the argument of theocracy (which I never supported anyway) and whoever supports it ends up becoming the social paraiahs of America.

To sum it up, not a good idea. By all means, go ahead, the effort may actually be mildly amusing, I'm just saying how I think that would play out. The political battlefield is more merciless than any on the planet. Remember that.

Why should we negotiate and back down on what the Bible says? If God tells us to do it, we do it.

[sierra/brendon]

Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson

Why should we negotiate and back down on what the Bible says? If God tells us to do it, we do it.

This argument completely destroys any sympathy for theocratic cause

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by sierra/brendon

This argument completely destroys any sympathy for theocratic cause

If you have any issues with God, take them up with Him as you bend your knees before Him on Judgment Day.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Gone Forever

You are all verry VERRY sick... All humans are equal!

Not according to the Bible. God specifically sets higher prices for male slaves than female slaves. Therefore, they are certainly not equal.

Originally Posted by sierra/brendon

This argument completely destroys any sympathy for theocratic cause

A Christian theocracy must follow Biblical law. That's pretty much the definition.

So, you're saying that you'd support a theocracy that didn't follow Biblical law?

Wait a minute . . . do the words "Allahu Akbar" mean anything to you?

[blowman]

And how long would it be until the US imploded. There would be MASSIVE protests, violent resistant groups. Many agnostics will decide that god doesn't exist because no kind and merciful God would allow slavery.
The US only produces a third of it's oil at home. No country would trade with the US until they had got rid of slavery again, they'd be kicked out of the UN and have sanctions imposed. There would be considerable violence to americans overseas. Islamic terrorist groups would use it as propaganda and easily double or even triple their numbers. Millions would flee the country. Huge numbers would fight back against anyone who tried to enslave them our their families. Americans would no longer be able to buy products produced by other countries. Many countries would begin to hate the US. There would be massive riots. There would be millions of job losses and people being unable to power their cars, while also unable to get electricity. This would cause a economic downturn that would make the great depression seem pathetic.
Most of the Agnostics (including me) around the world will firmly decide on Atheism. No non-christians would become Christians any more. Many Christians who were unsure of their faith would turn away from Christianity.

End result:

Masses of casualties.
Notable decrease in number of Christians.
Massive decrease in number of people becoming Christians.
Utter collapse of the US economy.
Considerable economic downturn elsewhere.
Islamic terrorist groups gained large amounts of power. Thousands more die from their attacks.
Millions of people have their freedom violated.
Tens to hundreds of thousands of serious injuries and deaths in the initial resistance.
Many more follow in the lawlessness of the new US
Slow down in the scientific advancement of the earth.
Millions more deaths to cancer and aids due to taking longer to cure.

Is that really worth it?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by blowman

kind and merciful God would allow slavery

Where did you get the idiotic idea that God is kind and merciful? You clearly watched too much gay puppet shows.

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

[blowman]

Well the truth finally comes out.
I thought God was supposed to be kind, with infinite love.
But now even a Christian admits that god is not perfect.

I am currently getting closer and closer to becoming an Atheist.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by blowman

Well the truth finally comes out.
I thought God was supposed to be kind, with infinite love.
But now even a Christian admits that god is not perfect.

I am currently getting closer and closer to becoming an Atheist.

God IS perfect,

2 Samuel 22:31 As for God, his way is perfect; the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.

Sometimes He loves perfectly, sometimes He hates perfectly.

If that is a shock to you then you have been talking to false happy clappy Christians.

"I am currently getting closer and closer to becoming an Atheist."

Read all of the KJC1611, that will straighten you out,


YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by blowman

Well the truth finally comes out.
I thought God was supposed to be kind, with infinite love.
But now even a Christian admits that god is not perfect.

I am currently getting closer and closer to becoming an Atheist.

God IS perfect - it's your ability to accept Him into your heart without making him up to be fluffy that is at fault.

[kissie]

Dear Honorable White Highnesses,

The Bible clearly says that all Whites have the God-given RIGHT to own negro slaves ("Genesis 9:24-27")! It is therefore more than obvious that slavery must be approved because it is a Godly institution, a gift. This is what something of color like me is here for. Any supporters?

Most submissively,
kissie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Shout GLORY!!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Now that we're winning and the government shutdown is going to lead to massive Republican majorities in both houses and a Republican president once B. Hussein Obama and Commie Joe Biden are arrested for high treason, a timely reminder to bring this nation BACK TO GOD and RESTORE OUR RIGHTS is surely needed.

[dudemon223]

Originally Posted by blowman

Well the truth finally comes out.
I thought God was supposed to be kind, with infinite love.
But now even a Christian admits that god is not perfect.

I am currently getting closer and closer to becoming an Atheist.

dude don't the bible may not ever explicitly ban slavery but it never condones it either, in fact it's only statement on slavery is a code of conduct for the slave, a code of conduct for the master, a bill or rights for the slave, and stating that all slaves that choose to be must be freed every 7 years and every 50th year

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by dudemon223

dude don't the bible may not ever explicitly ban slavery but it never condones it either, in fact it's only statement on slavery is a code of conduct for the slave, a code of conduct for the master, a bill or rights for the slave, and stating that all slaves that choose to be must be freed every 7 years and every 50th year

"I don't condone slavery, but here's how to treat them!" Providing a code of conduct IS condoning!

[dudemon223]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

"I don't condone slavery, but here's how to treat them!" Providing a code of conduct IS condoning!

no it isn't and frankly according to the kind of slavery the bible was talking about you or I would be as liable for slavery as anyone because biblical slavery is non-racial based

and nobody has the right to own a slave even if slavery especially racial slavery weren't a grievous violation of human rights they would be a serious luxury

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by dudemon223

dude don't the bible may not ever explicitly ban slavery but it never condones it either

You are, as usual, mistaken. Slavery is the Biblical solution for people refusing to pay their bills.

Matthew 18:25
King James Version (KJV)

25 But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.


Case closed.