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Texas GOP says get rid of weird Chinese names
Who says the Republican party is "The Party of No" with no ideas? Texas Republicans have a new innovation that America sorely needs: making Chinese people ditch their weird names:
And what's with "Wong"? Do they want us to mix it up and say "Wang", so they can snicker at Americans like Beavis and Butthead? And what's with their perverted names, Hung Lo Fat, Hung Yung Guy, Fat Yung Wang and so on. Americans can't even say those names without wanting to wash our mouths out with soap.
Get that all of you Wongs, Chans, Yungs, and so on? Get a proper, American name - like Swartzenagger, or Guiliani, or Swartzkopf, or Spirew Agnew or Eisenhower - good, solid, easy to spell, rolls-off-the-tounge, Mayflower-Decended American names.
Once we've got their names less weird, we need to find a way to make their faces less weird:
Kobe Thai: more like Kobe Tounge-Tied-trying-to-prounounce-that-name. Here in America, Kobe is a male name for rapacious football players.
Maja Lee: Yellow skin I can get used to. But purple lips and eyes? What bizarre island is she from? And what kind of weird name is "Lee"?
Leanni Lei - pronounced "Lee-Eye" or "Le-ih" or what?
Lucy Lui - those squinty eyes just freak me out. They should wear those eye-openers from "Clockwork Orange". That would look weird, but less weird than their usual "sideways vagina with black stuff in it" eyes.
Still weird, but not quite so bad.
A North Texas legislator during House testimony on voter identification legislation said Asian-descent voters should adopt names that are “easier for Americans to deal with.” [...]
Brown suggested that Asian-Americans should find a way to make their names more accessible.
“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?” Brown said.
Brown later told Ko: “Can’t you see that this is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers if you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?”
Lucy Lui, Jackie Chan, Lianni Lei, Kobe Thai....Did I spell those right? Probably not. How do I pronounce them? I have no idea.“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?” Brown said.
Brown later told Ko: “Can’t you see that this is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers if you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?”
And what's with "Wong"? Do they want us to mix it up and say "Wang", so they can snicker at Americans like Beavis and Butthead? And what's with their perverted names, Hung Lo Fat, Hung Yung Guy, Fat Yung Wang and so on. Americans can't even say those names without wanting to wash our mouths out with soap.
Get that all of you Wongs, Chans, Yungs, and so on? Get a proper, American name - like Swartzenagger, or Guiliani, or Swartzkopf, or Spirew Agnew or Eisenhower - good, solid, easy to spell, rolls-off-the-tounge, Mayflower-Decended American names.
Once we've got their names less weird, we need to find a way to make their faces less weird:
Kobe Thai: more like Kobe Tounge-Tied-trying-to-prounounce-that-name. Here in America, Kobe is a male name for rapacious football players. Maja Lee: Yellow skin I can get used to. But purple lips and eyes? What bizarre island is she from? And what kind of weird name is "Lee"? Leanni Lei - pronounced "Lee-Eye" or "Le-ih" or what? Lucy Lui - those squinty eyes just freak me out. They should wear those eye-openers from "Clockwork Orange". That would look weird, but less weird than their usual "sideways vagina with black stuff in it" eyes. Still weird, but not quite so bad.
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