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God Hates Ferries! -
06-22-2008, 11:20 AM
Praise Jesus and Thank you LORD! For He has sent another overcrowded boatload of gooks to the e promised in the Holy Bible today. Satan has gained 750 souls, and counting. GLORY!!
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Many of 800 aboard Philippines ferry feared dead
MANILA — Many of the 800 passengers and crew on a ferry that sunk off the Philippines are feared dead, the coast guard said Sunday.
The ferry sank in the aftermath of Typhoon Fengshen in the central Philippines, local officials said.
The typhoon also killed at least 18 people throughout the Philippines.
"The ship sank 3 kilometres from the shoreline. So far, we have only found four dead, no survivors," Eleandro Madrona, a local congressman, said on radio.
"I would assume people started to transfer to rubber boats after the captain abandoned the ship."
"You can only see the bow of the ship now, it's already down in the water," said Mr. Madrona citing accounts from villagers.
A local mayor also reported the ship had capsized and said passengers in life-jackets were seen bobbing in the sea.
The head of the coast guard, Admiral Wilfredo Tamayo, said he was still verifying the reports.
The National Disaster Co-ordinating Council reported flooding, landslides and power outages caused by toppled power pylons in many areas in the central Philippines.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-22-2008, 11:50 AM
Poor maintenance and poorly trained crew sent this ship down, not God. It's a re-occurring thing in those countries, these ferries are often ships that were ready for the scrapyard but were patched up to serve as a second life. The poor trained crews and awful state of the ships together with the lack of any respect for safety rules make these ships floating coffins.
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-22-2008, 11:53 PM
Ther's 800 of them still floating in the ocean? Talk about pollution! Won't be taking the kids to the beach this summer.
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-23-2008, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by papist on parole
Ther's 800 of them still floating in the ocean? Talk about pollution! Won't be taking the kids to the beach this summer.
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Another reason not to eat fish on Fridays.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-23-2008, 04:43 AM
A lot of those ferry boats have swishy-acting crewmembers who wear effeminate-looking hats. Ferries, faries? Put the two together.
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-23-2008, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
Poor maintenance and poorly trained crew sent this ship down, not God. It's a re-occurring thing in those countries, these ferries are often ships that were ready for the scrapyard but were patched up to serve as a second life. The poor trained crews and awful state of the ships together with the lack of any respect for safety rules make these ships floating coffins.
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Why haven't you gotten on one knee and properly proposed to Sister Sue yet?
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Re: God Hates Ferries! -
06-23-2008, 04:59 PM
Well, the Philippines are a notorious destination for perverts, and the fact that these particular pederasts chose to use a method of transportation that's only one letter away from a furry to get to their boy-buggering destination must've just been too much for God to stand. Hallelujah!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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