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Default Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-09-2010, 10:14 PM
I can't wait 'til tomorrow for either Gunter's birthday or the Armageddon.

So let's start NOW, shall we?

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Default Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-10-2010, 06:05 AM
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Default Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-11-2010, 01:56 PM
Happy Birthday

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-12-2010, 10:50 AM
Congratulations!

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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-12-2010, 11:06 AM
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Default Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H! - 09-12-2010, 12:03 PM
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Some denmarkian who made 12 posts back in June and August. **shrugs**

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