[Wide-Open]

We get this question all the time: "yeah, but Bruce Springsteen (talk about a Joo name ) claims he is!"

Mayor Hold's office gets 40 calls a DAY about this.

Apparently, Bwuce (who MOCKED our beloved country singing "Born in the USA" ) has a song claiming he's from Freehold.

I was born right here on Randolph Street in Freehold
Here right behind that big red maple in Freehold
I went to school right here
Got laid and had my first beer
Here in Freehold

Well, my folks all lived and worked right here in Freehold
I remember running up the street past the convent to the church in Freehold
Chased my daddy down in these bars
First fell in love with this guitar
Here in Freehold

Well, let me set the record straight!

• There is NO Randolph Street in Freehold. Judas Cul-de-sac is as low as it gets. (although we are petitioning to replace that with "Judas Dead End" as we speak).
  
• Nor are there any canucky maple trees.
  
• Nor schools - why would you need those considering the perfect home-shcooling we have here?
  
• Nobody gets "laid" here.
  
• There are NO convents (PRAISE THE LORD).
  
• And certainly no guitars.

Look, the man made this up. We are not responsible. We have our joo lawyers working days & nights on this case, BUT LET ME STATE AGAIN HE IS NOT FROM FREEHOLD!

I hope this information was of some use to you.

[James Dewitt]

I wounder why he would lie about being from here. I guess he is a bit jealous, can there be a better place to live other than Heaven?

[Nephthys]

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

Great now some po dunk town in New Jersey has swiped our name, whats next? Will they steal our Pastors too?

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

You do realize that there is a place called Freehold, New Jersey, right? And, yes, there IS a Randolph Street there.

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google Maps.

Well what do you know, it seems he was raised in Freehold Borough, New Jersey. Is there anything we can do to make this NJ mocker change their name? Or by adding Borough to their name, does that make them different enough by law?

[Nephthys]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Well what do you know, it seems he was raised in Freehold Borough, New Jersey. Is there anything we can do to make this NJ mocker change their name? Or by adding Borough to their name, does that make them different enough by law?

I dunno. I didn't know there was a Freehold, IOWA until yesterday. It doesn't even show up on Google Maps.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

I dunno. I didn't know there was a Freehold, IOWA until yesterday. It doesn't even show up on Google Maps.

Its a gated community, and classified by the DoF. I normally don't do this but here are a few pictures. OoPs one is of my home, ignore that one.

[Nephthys]

Looks like a neat place!
Is there, like, an application or something to fill out to move there?

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

Looks like a neat place!
Is there, like, an application or something to fill out to move there?

I am so sorry, Nympho but you must be a True Christian to live here. But hey, keep trying maybe some day.

[Nephthys]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

I am so sorry, Nympho but you must be a True Christian to live here. But hey, keep trying maybe some day.

How does one become a "True Christian"?

(It's Nephthys, by the way)

[Halleluyah Rob]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

How does one become a "True Christian"?

(It's Nephthys, by the way)

First and foremost, judging by your picture, you are a deranged Gothic female who needs extreme guidance to be torn away from the satanic lifestyle.

Get yourself a King James Bible, and start scrutinizing every passage. God's holy word must be the basis on which you live your life, hold it above all.

The transition will be a long process for you young lady, you seem to have dug yourself in a DEEP hole.

[Nephthys]

Originally Posted by Halleluyah Rob

First and foremost, judging by your picture, you are a deranged Gothic female who needs extreme guidance to be torn away from the satanic lifestyle.

Get yourself a King James Bible, and start scrutinizing every passage. God's holy word must be the basis on which you live your life, hold it above all.

The transition will be a long process for you young lady, you seem to have dug yourself in a DEEP hole.

I'm not "deranged", I do have a King James Bible, I do read it everyday, and I do live my life by it.

Is that it?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

I'm not "deranged", I do have a King James Bible, I do read it everyday, and I do live my life by it.

Is that it?

You're not "deranged", but you did not deny being Gothic?
They are one in the same.

I don't quite understand how you could simultaneously be living by the word of Christ, yet remain a satanic occultist. Is this some sort of blasphemous joke? Explain yourself!

[Nephthys]

Originally Posted by Halleluyah Rob

You're not "deranged", but you did not deny being Gothic?
They are one in the same.

I don't quite understand how you could simultaneously be living by the word of Christ, yet remain a satanic occultist. Is this some sort of blasphemous joke? Explain yourself!

"Deranged" would require mental therapy. I don't need therapy.
I don't know how you got "satanic occultist" from any of my posts.

[Thomas W]

Originally Posted by Nephthys

"Deranged" would require mental therapy. I don't need therapy.

The first step to recieving help is admiting that you need it - not from one of those ungodly psychologists, but from a proper church minister in order to heal your deranged soul.

I don't know how you got "satanic occultist" from any of my posts.

It's evident from the picture attached to your post that you do not dress according with the wishes of The Lord. Seeing your bible quote on your profile, do you by any chance drink blood?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I've never heard of this guy.

[Brother Barnabus]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I've never heard of this guy.

He was a no-talent, 3 note song writing, puke in the microphone sounding, pop culture nobody from the 80's

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Springsteen is a philandering, womanizing, egotistical, selfish, pretentious, sexually deranged, untrustworthy, and evil sinner and I'm glad I am not anything like him. All his lyrics glorify Satan in one way or another and I know for a fact that tens of thousands of teenagers have committed suicide or murdered others after listening to Springsteen's music. They call him "The Boss" when we all know the REAL Boss is Jesus Christ! He has created a cult of self-worship and he takes advantage of his followers by bedding younger, redheaded women. What a sick, sick man.

[CyberYahweh]

Amen! Very compelling testimony, Rev. J.O! I'm not entirely aware of "Popular Music," and all that it entails; but enough was enough, for me, the moment I saw him adorning the Holy Implement of God's Mercy - The Crucifix!


Parading around as one of God's elect, as though True Christians™ can't see past his mocking jewelry, and his black-and-white photos. All a True Christian™ needs to do is 1). Remove his Crucifix, 2). Unbutton his Shirt, 3). Find the negative for the above picture, and print it in color.

I've taken the liberty upon myself, to do this; and the results are nothing short of predictable:


2 Corinthians 2:11
"Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices."

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Apparently, Bwuce (who MOCKED our beloved country singing "Born in the USA" )

This is a much better song