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POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
08-20-2010, 03:09 PM
James Dewitt and Johny Joe Hold asked me to make this poll as they, of course, have much more important things to do.
I don't want to influence anyone, but I voted Nobar King.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
08-20-2010, 04:57 PM
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Yeah, sure they do. Like going out and buying votes.
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08-20-2010, 05:03 PM
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Yeah, sure they do. Like going out and buying votes.
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I have never bought a vote in my life, Oh by the way I am going to have one really big BBQ at my home if I win. Phebe and I are going to be giving away a brand new Cadillac Escalade , all of my guests will be in the drawing.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
08-21-2010, 12:54 AM
It's okay to vote for yourself, isn't it?
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
08-21-2010, 09:54 AM
I was just wondering, before voting , who has access to our answers? I sure would hate to end up with parking tickets, my car keyed or getting that ''special seat'' at Sunday's service.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I was just wondering, before voting , who has access to our answers? I sure would hate to end up with parking tickets, my car keyed or getting that ''special seat'' at Sunday's service.
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Did I win?
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 03:37 AM
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Did I win?
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As none of you got over 50% of the poll I think you should have a run off between Jimmy, Cranks, and Nobby, if no one gets 50% then drop the one with the lowest count and go again with just the last two.
Anyway Zekie Boys self proclaimed landslide did not materialise, joint 6th place with Bobby, Tanny and Bes.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 04:17 AM
No, I'm pretty sure that I won.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, I'm pretty sure that I won.
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Ah Poor Zekie Boy, yet another one of your delusions, mind you have a word with Levi, he seems to be able to "fix" things after the event
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 07:34 AM
This is quite possibly the most difficult choice I've ever faced as a Christian. I am unable to consult the Bible for a definitive answer, since the Lord holds all of his chosen in such high regard.
Even if we went by rank:
Ephesians 6:5
"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ."
I'm torn between my pastors and reverends; and if I went by the humble and meek, backtracking down the hierarchy:
Matthew 5:5
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
I can't seek guidance, either, because that would taint the purity of my vote.
I'm tempted to just abstain, as I do in every carnal aspect of my life. Oh, my soul's asunder.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted by CyberYahweh
This is quite possibly the most difficult choice I've ever faced as a Christian. I am unable to consult the Bible for a definitive answer, since the Lord holds all of his chosen in such high regard.
Even if we went by rank:
Ephesians 6:5
"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ."
I'm torn between my pastors and reverends; and if I went by the humble and meek, backtracking down the hierarchy:
Matthew 5:5
"Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."
I can't seek guidance, either, because that would taint the purity of my vote.
I'm tempted to just abstain, as I do in every carnal aspect of my life. Oh, my soul's asunder.
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I appreciate it is a hard decision to make Brother, and please make one that your conscience is clear about.
BTW, you WILL be at the BBQ won't you? I do hope so, because I am more than happy to give you a personal tour of the house.
There are many a nook and cranny yet to be seen by the masses, but it would be my pleasure to show them to you!
YIC
Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
I appreciate it is a hard decision to make Brother, and please make one that your conscience is clear about.
BTW, you WILL be at the BBQ won't you? I do hope so, because I am more than happy to give you a personal tour of the house.
There are many a nook and cranny yet to be seen by the masses, but it would be my pleasure to show them to you!
YIC
Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.
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As I'd said before - my Middle-School abstinence-by-example seminars come through Iowa every fall! I'd be happy to stop in! I'll even bring some of my Grade-A beef sausages along for all of us to dine upon!
And a tour of your temple?! I'd be most pleased to see the layout of your abode! I just hope your plumbing can accommodate all of the amount of American meat I'll bring along (forgive my rudeness, but such dining is hard on my organs; at times) - just so long as James doesn't mind me running the Barbecue utilities. I love cooking for my compatriots.
And thanks for the advice! I'll pray on where my vote will be inflicted; tonight - after my bedtime snack of delicious white bread & water.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 10:31 AM
Pastor Ezekiel won. Congratulations Pastor Ezekiel!
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 11:24 AM
A hard fought campaign.
I'd like to personally thank all my supporters for not taking the trouble to vote
Congratulations to Brother Zeke. I suppose.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 02:01 PM
Hey Pastors where not allowed!
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 02:33 PM
Mmm when the Poll Closed Zekie Boy Had ONE vote, now he has 157, Did you have a word with Levi Zekie Boy?
Oh and Jimmy does have a point:
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Public Notice:
Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year Are Now Being Accepted
The first one half of the year 2010 in Freehold is behind us. It has been so successful, it is now the right time to reflect on what our City has accomplished and demonstrate our appreciation to those who brought us this success.
It is, then, with great pride that nominations for Freehold Man of the Year may now be posted. All those who meet nomination criteria will be placed on a public ballot later with voters deciding the winner.
To be a qualified nominee, a man must be a True Christian™. Men carrying the title of Pastor or Rev. may not be nominated.
Nominations must be accompanied by a statement or explanation as to why the nominator is nominating this particular individual. Nominators need not be True Christians™. God bless our wonderful City of Freehold and let the nominations begin.
Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 02:48 PM
Can I please give a belated Australian vote to Brother Grogan?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 02:58 PM
There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 06:22 PM
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There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !
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What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?
How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?
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Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year! -
09-04-2010, 06:27 PM
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What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?
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No comment
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How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?
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Must be an error in counting. I am sure that Pastor Zeke had nothing to do with it.
I got shafted
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