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Default How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 06:53 AM

9/11™ is on it's way and here in our household we always hold a great celebration. This is of course to celebrate the day that Americans were united in pride and hatred for brown-skinned people with funny accents. It was arguably the greatest day in American history. The other day I was talking to my lawyer (who's from New York, and probably a Joo). I asked "Are you doing anything for 9/11™?" He said that rememberances of tragic events should be quiet and dignified and he may pause briefly in rememberance, but otherwise continue with life as usual. What an un-American asshole piece of joo trash. Jew Yorkers just don't appreciate the importance of 9/11™ the way Real Americans™ do. Did you know not a single New Yorker has ever released a country album about bombing one of them ay-rab countries over there someplace? While New Yorkers were still moping around After 9/11™, attending funerals and identifying body parts, true patriots like Toby Keith, Darryl Worley and Alan Jackson headed into the recording studio to confront the islamistaniacs by singing about putting a boot in someones as (in a non-gay way, of course). But anyway, 9/11™ is also important because it's the day before George W. Bush (pigs be upon him) became president. Some liberal counter-historians like to claim that Bush was already president and thus should share some of the blame, but true patriots know better.


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Did you know not a single New Yorker has ever released a country album about bombing one of them ay-rab countries over there someplace?
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I celebrate by going to an A-rob convenience store (not hard to find one!) and stand at the head of the line, blocking traffic, while not buying anything, and yelling "God Bless America!" while glaring at all the condom-ents and Lottery Tickets that are so prominently displayed up-front
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 04:50 PM

It's sad whenever a Saved is lost, and I knew one quite holy man who died on that day.

However, I take solace knowing his death enabled America to, with glory and triumph, invade and conquer Afghanistan, Iraq, and soon (God willing,) Pakistan.

Praise Jesus Christ we live in America.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 05:05 PM

Im not really sure. Theres no game on between the 10th and 12th, and it is a Friday. So I`ll most likely do the usual and hang at my Cantina and get snot slingin gutter crawlin boraucho.


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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 05:54 PM

I usually pull out the first card I ever made or gave to Pastor Zeke and reflect on the happy memories of our love story.

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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 09:38 PM

When I think of all the innocents who died it is my beleif that they would want us not to be sad, but to be happy with our lives at present and to pray for those having a tough time in Iraq and Afghanistan as a result.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 09:48 PM

Peacefully Hindu, the dead from that event don't care if we are sad or not. Either they are in Heaven, and no longer care of Earthly matters, or, more than likely, are languishing for eternity in Hell.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 09:51 PM

Philosophical question then, if you were to die tomorrow and somehow had knowledge of this, would you want people to be distraught for years to come, or be happy and celebrate your life's acheivements?
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 09:55 PM

I would know they would appreciate my life, but after death I wouldn't care, as I will sit at the side of the Lord! Will that bloated Asian you worship save you from eternal damnation?
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 10:00 PM

Perhaps not. But what you speak is true in that our lives will mostly be remembered by the impact we had upon the lives of others, and it is natural to want to leave those behind us with happy memories.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 10:02 PM

You care too much of what others think, and nothing of what God thinks. Repent this now, or I assure you, a harsh penance will be meted out.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-05-2009, 11:59 PM

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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-06-2009, 04:03 AM

I don't recognize "9/11". To me it's September the Eleventh. If you want to condense stuff, tell me Merry 12/25.
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-06-2009, 12:01 PM

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Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25

Respectfully, Pastor, is Our Matthew painting the "faith" component of Godly living a bit broadly here?

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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-11-2009, 01:01 PM

The Twin Towers fell nine years' ago today, 8:46am and 9:03am, 9/11. The first one went down just minutes ago back then.

For this I have to say, THANK YOU, MOOHAMHEAD ATTA!!!


Before this Blessed Event took place, America had become a God-less nation. Athians coast-to-coast. DisGrace-ful

So let's all give a Patriotic "Thank Ya! Well Done!" to this Man for flying His plane into the first of these Towers. Or maybe it was the second one. Maybe it was both of them. It's not always easy being CHRISTIAN, ya know? Do I have to remember everything?

I was Wondering aftererwards: Who will run his Convenience Store now to sell the un$avED Condom-ents and Lottery Tickets?
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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-11-2009, 04:16 PM

I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.


...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.


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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-11-2009, 04:31 PM

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I had heard someone say a couple years back, that the people in the towers were like Jesus on the cross, because they died for our sins. And they took the Lord's punishment in our stead, so that the rest of us might be saved from the scourge of homosexuality and Godless living.

...except of course for the whole resurrection thing. That part was different.
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Sister (or Brother) I see so much Promise© in your post.

So I am Wondering: What caused our Godly Pastors to designate you as: "Unsaved trash, Godless Godmocker"

You can tell me. Right here on the Internet. I won't squeal.

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Default Re: How do you celebrate 9/11™? - 09-11-2009, 05:40 PM

I am sending all of my TC friends a 9/11 commemorative Freedomship

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With the 8th anniversary of the September 11 attacks coming up soon, I would like to introduce to you the Nine-Eleven Commemorative Ship of Freedom©. This beautiful work of art was built to honor the victims of the 9/11 attacks as a constant reminder of their heroism and bravery on that sad day. Everything on the ship is made entirely by hand. All of the wood has been hand carved, the sails were hand painted and sewn, the rope work was all tied by hand and includes working pulleys.There is no blueprint for this artwork, the design was a vision of the artist. The ship is nearly 13 feet long, 8 feet tall, and 4 feet wide.The ship has a table with the flags of all members of the World Trade Organization (pictured) and the ship also has a podium with a hand carved binder (pictured) that displays an original poem , and the names of all of the victims of the September 11 attacks.
Some of the best Chines craftsmanship I have seen. Brother Montagues factories really outdid themselves on it.
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