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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
04-11-2014, 12:25 AM
Poppa Moe pins the nail on the head.
As males, we have no idea what it is like to be a woman so I don't know why the female experience is even being discussed. As well I am sure not one of you knows how to actually please a woman. Oh no, wouldn't want to smile once in awhile as your balls slap the base of your wifes vagina. BTW what is "pornogrippy"?
Has anyone here physically hiked a mountain and looked out upon the vast space that God has blessed us with?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
04-11-2014, 12:36 AM
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Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.
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If so, my wife has a 'G' spot on the side of her head as she moans whenever I hit it. I knew she liked it. All women do.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
04-11-2014, 12:42 AM
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Poppa Moe pins the nail on the head.
As males, we have no idea what it is like to be a woman so I don't know why the female experience is even being discussed. As well I am sure not one of you knows how to actually please a woman. Oh no, wouldn't want to smile once in awhile as your balls slap the base of your wifes vagina. BTW what is "pornogrippy"?
Has anyone here physically hiked a mountain and looked out upon the vast space that God has blessed us with?
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What are you talking about?
A woman is a man with one less rib and no penile member. This is a scientific fact. AS such a man can know exactly what woman is experiencing because the female of the species experiences the world in the the same way a cat or a dog might,
That's right: colour blind.
A man evaluates a situation and thinks "what do I need to do to to succeed?".
A woman thinks "how pretty; a flower".
When Ivan or Zhao comes storming over the horizon, gun in hand who do YOU want protecting American sovereignty?
Certainly not a lady in a lilac dress
You need a man, an American man who can see the big picture. Women simply cannot do so.
You have backed yourself into a corner: your move atheist.
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-20-2015, 08:04 PM
It's amusing to read about men saying that the female orgasm is a myth. Believe me, it is not. I have many in my sexual life. My girlfriend is especially good at getting me off. Let me speak from experience, it is real life. Maybe you just don't know how to get your woman to the point of orgasm.
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03-20-2015, 08:14 PM
Also, God does not hate me, nor am I going to hell because I am gay. Thanks!
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03-20-2015, 08:19 PM
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Also, God does not hate me, nor am I going to hell because I am gay. Thanks!
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The Holy Bible says otherwise, sinner.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
I walk in Jesus' steps.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-20-2015, 10:24 PM
What does this "orgasm" mean?
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-20-2015, 10:54 PM
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What does this "orgasm" mean?
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Thank you for asking, Brother Marko, so that I don't have to. It sounds like a foreign word to me.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 12:57 AM
I think it's an invention by lieberals and lesbeans to lure new converts. They promise women a wonderful new experience in return for their souls. But we men know that it's a false promise - a sham. Once they have lured our good Christian women away, they become too ashamed to face God again.
We True Christian™ men have to lure them back, and even lure some of those captors.
Who offers the better deal? Them, who offer only the false promise of a few seconds of muscular convulsions? Or us - who offer the true promise of eternal life?
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 01:59 AM
Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.
Ezekiel 23:16-17 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 02:17 AM
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Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.
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Look here, Alibaba, you are as welcome here as any who come seeking Jesus and fellowship with other Christians, but we'd like a proper introduction. Tell us about yourself. Are you saved?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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03-21-2015, 02:25 AM
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Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 02:27 AM
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Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.
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Hi Aholibah, you're new here and I want to extend a warm and friendly Christian welcome to you!
As you probably don't know anything about Jesus, you probably don't understand civilized manners and general social etiquette. For the most part, ladies who don't want to be mistaken for whores introduce themselves when coming into a new community. To immediately offer sexual favors, and I know you're joking, this is "funny" to people like you, but to immediately offer sexual favors is, well, gross. Now every man will think of your stinky cooter as a receptacle for homeless men, frat brothers, goats probably, and your mother's many "special friends." This isn't considered a turn on for a True Christian™ man who looks to the heart of a woman. You see, a True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, looks to see if a woman has a heart of Christian charity, if she truly embraces a Biblical interpretation of Love, that is, subservience and obedience (Ephesians 5:22-24). If you want to inspire a decent, clean, working True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, I would suggest you take a bath, brush your teeth, and get on your knees and pray to Jesus to open you heart and close your sticky legs.
I hope that helps dear, from one woman to another.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 06:15 AM
Has the "orgasm" something to do with that feeling of pleasure and excitement you get when you fire your weapon towards an animal? Shooting is such a great hobby, but not suitable for women.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 07:42 AM
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Has the "orgasm" something to do with that feeling of pleasure and excitement you get when you fire your weapon towards an animal? Shooting is such a great hobby, but not suitable for women.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 10:52 AM
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Hi Aholibah, you're new here and I want to extend a warm and friendly Christian welcome to you!
As you probably don't know anything about Jesus, you probably don't understand civilized manners and general social etiquette. For the most part, ladies who don't want to be mistaken for whores introduce themselves when coming into a new community. To immediately offer sexual favors, and I know you're joking, this is "funny" to people like you, but to immediately offer sexual favors is, well, gross. Now every man will think of your stinky cooter as a receptacle for homeless men, frat brothers, goats probably, and your mother's many "special friends." This isn't considered a turn on for a True Christian™ man who looks to the heart of a woman. You see, a True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, looks to see if a woman has a heart of Christian charity, if she truly embraces a Biblical interpretation of Love, that is, subservience and obedience (Ephesians 5:22-24). If you want to inspire a decent, clean, working True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, I would suggest you take a bath, brush your teeth, and get on your knees and pray to Jesus to open you heart and close your sticky legs.
I hope that helps dear, from one woman to another.
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Thank you Sister Mary for defending my honour and looking out for me. It's just as well my wife doesn't have access to my computer, or she might think I'm tempted by whores.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-21-2015, 11:15 AM
I am afraid that the "female orgasm" is not only a myth. These words, these very letters contain also hidden messages from the originator of this fairytale. To unravel these messages we need Creation Science and its subdiscipline of anagrammatics.
When we re-arrange the words female orgasm we get " Foes, Alarm Gem". This is BAD!
Next step, as always, the Bible.
Foes? Matthew 10:36
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. Verily, demonic entities entering the wife of the household and tricking her into false pleasures of the flesh. It is the FOE, it is Satan.
Alarm? Jeremiah 4:19
My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart; my heart maketh a noise in me; I cannot hold my peace, because thou hast heard, O my soul, the sound of the trumpet, the alarm of war. Verily, there is cause for alarm. The enemy, the foe is near, on the bed next to you.
Gem? A precious stone? Jewel?
Proverbs 11:22
As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
This verse requires no further explanations.
This is repulsive and vile. Fornication is for begetting and procreating, Jesus is for pleasure. That is the way it should be. Fortunately, God has promised us that these orgasmatrons will not gain the upper hand.
Acts 2:35
Until I make thy foes thy footstool.
Regular, unpleasant but Godly marital duties will reign supreme. Jesus wins. Always.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-22-2015, 03:50 AM
Why would God bother making it possible for women to orgasm? The only purpose of an orgasm is to inseminate a woman. Since women cannot inseminate men or other women, there is no possible reason for them to orgasm. Surely even the perverse sickular scientists would agree that there is no biological reason for the female orgasm, and their world and that of reality seldom converge.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
03-26-2015, 06:49 PM
In nearly 40 years of marriage, my wife, Mrs. Hutchins has never once had a ******* or pleasurable experience. S-E-X is a filthy disgusting punishment from God that He forces men to touch a female 'there' as a payment of sorts for the potential gift of a strong son to fight the Christian fight and preserve the families future.
The whole concept of a female ****** is an effort by the lesbian agenda to guilt men into subservience by misleading them with spicy language and taunts of untold future delights. Unsubstantiated hogwash.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!! -
04-04-2015, 03:25 PM
When my dad spoke to me about the fairer s-e-x, I later learned that mom was outside the door listening. Now please understand neither of my parents were rooted in Jesus, since they were and are still papists. But anyway, my dad told me mom jumped all over him for telling me that it would be wise to learn how to get "it" over with as quickly as possible. I remember his words:
"Son, she will try to tell you she is unfulfilled and that you have to keep working and working, thrusting and releasing, sometimes for over 15 minutes (gasp!). Learn to use words like "Oops, it's over" or "Wow, that was so great that I couldn't hold back." Sure, your wife will be upset, but at least you'll get some sleep, he said. Of course, he was anti-contraception (I am not sure but I suppose it's possible that is one Catholic teaching with which Baptists agree) so he told me not to use a condiment or diagram or AED.
I just find females way too complicated but sure pretty to look at and I guess one day I will take one for my own spouse but wow I am really kind of scared about it. If only Jesus would return before I have to put up with all that nonsense.
COME, Lord Jesus,
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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