[ChuckLangley]

Hello all.

My wife and I have two sons, Trevor our eldest, and Riley our younger boy. Riley has always been a bit of a sissy. I blame my wife, she always babied him, and I think he may now be... Gay. I have had these thoughts before but pushed them out of my mind. As a young boy Riley was always more interested in being indoors and reading instead of playing in the mud with his brother. He has never been inclined to sports, tried to get my wife and I to let him audition for his high school drama class, and get this... Went off to college to pursue a art degree.

He came home for Mother’s Day and had his little portfolio with him. My wife was ooh-ing and ahh-ing over it so I went to see what all the fuss was about. My son claims he has gotten some internship at a fashion magazine for men... But all of these pictures were of men half naked! I did not look at them long before yelling at my son to admit he was a homo. He denies it, and long story short he left the house with a broken nose. His blood got on my hand so now not only is he shaming me by being a butt pirate but I am worried I contracted the AIDS. Pray for me, I am getting tested soon. It is coming out of Riley’s college fund, I’m just waiting for the money to come through.

I just wish Riley could be more like Trevor. Trevor was always the athlete, always bringing around his football buddies to swim in the pool and hang out at the house. He even used to have a group of two or three guys over and practice secret new plays up in his room. I would lay awake at night hearing them throwing each other around and against the walls repeatedly, and goading each other on with insults like “little bitch” and just beam with pride. But Riley was always hanging out with his supposed “girlfriend”... Really I just think she was just his fag hag or whatever those homos call unhappy and undesirable women who follow them to the bars. I accused her once of being a prostitute that Riley had brought over to impress me, and told them the act would not fool me. From there on Riley stopped bringing her over, so I thought he had dropped the act. But still, when I bring it up, he denies being gay!

Anyways, I need to know what to do and how I can save my son. I have ministered to him plenty, leaving him messages on his phone quoting the Good Word (Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 being my favorites). I sign his birthday cards with Scripture. I tried to be creative and point out that in Judges 19:16-24 the Bible also tells a story about not having sex with men, but he did not get the point I was trying to make.

I have used verbal and physical abuse to try to make him realize how severe his actions are. I used his dorm address and subscribed him to several GODLY magazines like Men of Integrity and Christianity Today. I have had him over for dinner and invited the Pastor from my church to speak to him about his sinful ways, but he just ended up yelling that he was not gay and leaving in a huff (probably off to put on some glitter and dance around with glow sticks in some pride parade, or whatever homers do at 8pm on a weekday). I have tried to be an understanding father! I explained to him that while what he does is shameful and a sin, there are many other men out there like him who felt something was missing in their life and searched the anuses of other men for it... But what was really missing from their life (aside from dignity) was the love of GOD! But he just pushes me away.

Is there another way I could reach him? Or a rehab center to send him to? Please let me know.

[Brother Harold Porter]

I am so sorry, my friend. A young son that has chosen fagging is just heartbreaking. My 12-Step program out of homo-rectal intercourse is intended more for experienced, adult degenerate queers that realize what a filthy and reprehensible choice they have made in chasing the anonymous rectum. But it might help.

Do you know if he has experimented with the dangerous marijuana narcotic? I've shown here how this chemical dependancy directly leads to mud-packing.

If all else fails, I am available to travel to your home and conduct a homosexual intervention, at no charge. I'll need the house for a few nights, with just myself and your son. Bringing the queer demons out can be a traumatic and violent experience that you need not suffer through.

In Christ Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

He may need an exorcism, and I'm just the True Christian™ Pastor who can do it. Just call our joo accountants with your credit card numbers and make a down payment ($30,000 minimum). I can fly out to wherever you and your nancyboy son are hiding out, and put the cure on it.

I studied with a tribe of Nubian Baptists to perfect my technique.

[ChuckLangley]

Thank you Mr. Porter.

My son is 18 and lives in a dorm. I am not sure if he has partaken in drugs, though since he is a artist and a homo I can only assume so. I believe most (if not all) homosexuals are probably drug addicts as well as being repulsive anal assassins.

How does one enroll their son in the 12 step program. I read your link and can only hope he would have the same success as you. But he would probably not willingly go to that...

I could always have him over and restrain him until you arrived to exorcise the demons from him. Would you be able to perform it if he was tied to a chair, or perhaps the bed in our guest bedroom? He is a lean and lively boy, it would probably be safer for you and for him if he was tight down with some secure ropes. Or perhaps handcuffs if you prefer.

Please let me know, and thank you for your time and help.

YIC

Chuck

[ChuckLangley]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He may need an exorcism, and I'm just the True Christian™ Pastor who can do it. Just call our joo accountants with your credit card numbers and make a down payment ($30,000 minimum). I can fly out to wherever you and your nancyboy son are hiding out, and put the cure on it.

I studied with a tribe of Nubian Baptists to perfect my technique.

Thank you very much for the offer Pastor Ezekiel. Brother Harold Porter has offered to rid my son of the anal demons for free, but if for some reason he is unable to perform the exorcism I will just drain the rest of Riley's college account and will pay you to come to my home if you don't mind. Salvation is more important than education, and I'm sure when you are done he would thank me for making him unable to finish his art degree.

My only worry was that that exorcism in the link you provided appeared to be being performed by a woman? Now, all those negros look and sound the same to me... But is that normal procedure?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ChuckLangley

Thank you very much for the offer Pastor Ezekiel. Brother Harold Porter has offered to rid my son of the anal demons for free, but if for some reason he is unable to perform the exorcism I will just drain the rest of Riley's college account and will pay you to come to my home if you don't mind. Salvation is more important than education, and I'm sure when you are done he would thank me for making him unable to finish his art degree.

My only worry was that that exorcism in the link you provided appeared to be being performed by a woman? Now, all those negros look and sound the same to me... But is that normal procedure?

Porter's services may be "free," but I own the franchise.

$30,000 down. Minimum.

[Paragon of virtue]

Originally Posted by ChuckLangley

...he is a artist and a homo...probably drug addict...

I've seen this all too often in my dealings with the youths I have encountered in my teaching career. It's a slippery slope it usually goes something like this:

1. Art/interest in cartoons/anime
2. Becoming a furry/brony
3. Interest in finding other "sensitive"/"artsy" friends
4. buggery
5. drugs
6. listening to "metal" bands such as "Greenday" or Nigra jungle "music"
7. Voting Democrat
8. Worshiping the devil
9. wanton killing and/or raping spree
10. becoming a part of the democrat presidential ticket.

True, some do skip a step and girls do tent to follow a slightly different path than the dirt track but still wind up on bottom lickety-split, but this is the typical blue print of the gay death-style in a nut-shell. I've seen far too many people go down this path far too many times for it to be a mere coincidence.

Sin always takes you further than you want to go and keeps you there longer than you want to stay. So, pray up and pay up 30k is a bargain when it comes to saving a soul!

[ChuckLangley]

If the good Brother Harold Porter cannot cure my son I will certainly be contacting Pastor Ezekiel. I can drain Riley's college fund, take out a loan against my house maybe, get a second job. Whatever it takes I will do!

Mr. Paragon, I find your list to be very interesting. If only I could have met you sooner! My son did once get in trouble at my house for watching some cartoon from Japan, and his friends were often other artists like himself. It wasn't really until his high school years though that I really was worried about him being a homosexual. Perhaps if I had started the beatings and verbal abuse earlier I could have saved him from his path of sin...

[ThatOneLess]

Originally Posted by ChuckLangley

Hello all.

He even used to have a group of two or three guys over and practice secret new plays up in his room. I would lay awake at night hearing them throwing each other around and against the walls repeatedly, and goading each other on with insults like “little bitch” and just beam with pride.

You know, Trevor sounds more gay than your other son.

[Fred Ettish]

What your boy needs is to come to one of our karate lock-in sessions and have the gay scared away. The moment he experiences the sweaty musculature of men in body to body grappling action, he will return to the path of masculinity. No holds barred, no air conditioned sissy settings. Knotted knuckles pounding on hair-covered pectorals, quivering fingers grappling burly man quads for the takedown onto chest on chest struggle. The musky odor of manly battle in the air, the uniform tops off due to the extreme heat and raw intensity of the all-night encounter.

The hardcore combat may go for hours until the inevitable submission and release of pent-up frustrations; all this will surely change his mind about prancing around like the prissy-pants he is. Give us a weekend lock-in and I guarantee RESULTS. If you're in Texas, look us up.

Grandmaster Ettish

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fred Ettish

What your boy needs is to come to one of our karate lock-in sessions and have the gay scared away. The moment he experiences the sweaty musculature of men in body to body grappling action, he will return to the path of masculinity. No holds barred, no air conditioned sissy settings. Knotted knuckles pounding on hair-covered pectorals, quivering fingers grappling burly man quads for the takedown onto chest on chest struggle. The musky odor of manly battle in the air, the uniform tops off due to the extreme heat and raw intensity of the all-night encounter.

The hardcore combat may go for hours until the inevitable submission and release of pent-up frustrations; all this will surely change his mind about prancing around like the prissy-pants he is. Give us a weekend lock-in and I guarantee RESULTS. If you're in Texas, look us up.

Grandmaster Ettish

Dear Chink;

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Fred Ettish]

First of all, I aint no chink. I am a white, red-blooded american who has devoted his life to spread Karate for Jesus. I will follow your advice towards this site's protocol. By the way, there will NOT be any flaming from me, let's get that straight.

Yours in Christ,

Grandmaster Ettish

[ChuckLangley]

Originally Posted by Fred Ettish

What your boy needs is to come to one of our karate lock-in sessions and have the gay scared away. The moment he experiences the sweaty musculature of men in body to body grappling action, he will return to the path of masculinity. No holds barred, no air conditioned sissy settings. Knotted knuckles pounding on hair-covered pectorals, quivering fingers grappling burly man quads for the takedown onto chest on chest struggle. The musky odor of manly battle in the air, the uniform tops off due to the extreme heat and raw intensity of the all-night encounter.

The hardcore combat may go for hours until the inevitable submission and release of pent-up frustrations; all this will surely change his mind about prancing around like the prissy-pants he is. Give us a weekend lock-in and I guarantee RESULTS. If you're in Texas, look us up.

Grandmaster Ettish

Thank you for the offer and welcome to our friendly forum Mr. Ettish! Now, I don't know anything about karate, I leave that to the chinks and japs and all of the other squinty eyed races who worship their big fat buddah or whatever. But perhaps you are right in the idea of needing to force him in the presence of manly men.
Coincidentally when I told the members of my church about this problem several of the men volunteered to take him on a camping trip. These are big, burly men who often extend this offer to other members of the church with homo sons. Bunch of GOD loving men if I've ever seen them. They take the boys out into the middle of nowhere for a week and teach them to do all sorts of manly things like hunt for your food, bathe in the lake, really just live off the land. I told Riley I was having him over to apologize to him for all these years. Boy, that little queer sure ran straight over! Then the men from my church snatched him in the driveway and he has been off with them for about... Three days now? I can only imagine how great it will be when he comes back and I can finally have two sons to love.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

You could always spank the gay away.

Here is a very GODLY man who explains how his own Mother saved his life by spanking away the gay. He testifies that he would not be married today if that had not happened.

GLORY!

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Fred Ettish

First of all, I aint no chink.

Nonsense! If Pastor Ezekiel says you are a chink, then you are a chink. He is an expert on that and he has Jesus guiding him 24/7.

So please go do some laundry or go build a railroad and leave us alone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fred Ettish

First of all, I aint no chink. I am a white, red-blooded american who has devoted his life to spread Karate for Jesus. I will follow your advice towards this site's protocol. By the way, there will NOT be any flaming from me, let's get that straight.

Yours in Christ,

Grandmaster Ettish

White people don't do karate or kung-foo or nonsense like that. It's jap demon worship is what it is. You can't fool me.

And what kind of American doesn't even capitalize the name of God's favorite country (America!)

[ChuckLangley]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

You could always spank the gay away.

Here is a very GODLY man who explains how his own Mother saved his life by spanking away the gay. He testifies that he would not be married today if that had not happened.

GLORY!

Well Ms. Johnson I have beaten that boy within an inch of his life a few times and it doesn't seem to help... I will admit I wasn't spanking him as much as pounding my fist into whatever part of his sissy boy body was exposed and closest but that got me nowhere.
Right now more than anything I think it's up to GOD to solve this problem for me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by ChuckLangley

Well Ms. Johnson I have beaten that boy within an inch of his life a few times and it doesn't seem to help... I will admit I wasn't spanking him as much as pounding my fist into whatever part of his sissy boy body was exposed and closest but that got me nowhere.
Right now more than anything I think it's up to GOD to solve this problem for me.

Friend, God already showed you the solution to this problem.



There is freedom in obedience:

Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.
Colossians 3:20

Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged,
and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Deuteronomy 5:16

There is safety in obedience:

But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.
Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.
James 1:14-15

There is a perfect path to obedience:

He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 13:24

Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.
Proverbs 19:18

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him
Proverbs 22:15

The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
Proverbs 20:30

If your methods of correction have gotten you nowhere, that's just the Devil trying to discourage you. You stop, and you let him win. Is that what you want, for the Devil to win your child's soul?

NO!

DON'T GIVE UP, MAN!

CLEANSE AWAY EVIL!

If you trust the LORD, you will trust His Word, you will trust His Way.

If you trust the LORD, your child will not die.

Do not hold back discipline from the child, Although you strike him with the rod, he will not die.

Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Proverbs 23:13-14

[James Hutchins]

When one of my boys just refused to listen, I send them down to the root cellar with a KJV Bible to think about things. Once a month or so, I'll venture down to see if he got his mnd right. Do not think I am cruel, Almost every day when I think about it, I toss down some vegetables, meat fat and potatoes down within reach of the chains.
Of the 20~25 sons I have, not a single one has chosen to be a Homersexualizer.

I am not muxch for 'modern methods' but I have heard these things can work.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Of the 20~25 sons I have, not a single one has chosen to be a Homersexualizer.

Can't argue with success!