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Default Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-10-2015, 10:43 PM
GLORY!

This pastor knows the real deal - smart kids who doubt the LORD are a danger to themselves and to society. God wants us to help them out!

Take a look at the courage this one Man of God exhibits when dealing with threats of atheism:





If anyone can identify this wonderful leader and how we might get in touch with him, I'd sure like to show him on his facebook or twitter account just how much I appreciate his loyalty to Jesus!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 12:13 AM
Sister Mary, Would it be this holy pastor?
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Pastor Eric C. Dammann was born on 11/11/1968 in Morristown NJ and raised in Dover NJ. I have 5 siblings, three brothers and two sisters, I fall in the middle. I attended Berkshire Institutes Christian Studied in Lenox, MA, from 94-95 where I receive a certificate in bible. . I then attended Nyack College in Nyack NY from 96-98 and received a degree in philosophy. I married Eileen Montuori on 3/18/00 and we have five wonderful children. On June 2nd Pastor of Calvary Baptist Church in Warwick, NY. I served there till I was called to serve at Bible Baptist on 10/1/2013.
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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 01:02 AM
It's comforting to see that Pastor Damman has the support of the Hasbrouck Heights Police District.
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REORGANIZATION MEETING
JANUARY 1, 2015
The public is invited to attend the Adjourned Meeting of the Mayor and Council of the Borough of Hasbrouck Heights on Wednesday, January 1, 2015 at 11:45 a.m. in the Council Chambers which is located on the first floor of Borough Hall at 320 Boulevard. The Reorganization Meeting will follow at 12 noon beginning with the Oath of Office administered to Councilman Justin A. DiPisa and Councilwoman Pamela J. Link. Following the Salute to the Flag and Pledge of Allegiance, Conchita Parker will sing “God Bless America.” The Invocation will be given by The Reverend Eric Dammann, Pastor of Bible Baptist Church. The agenda will also include Mayor Heck administering the Oath of Office to Fire Department Officers, and announcement of the Council assignments to Committees. Mayor Heck will then read her nominations and/or appointments followed by her annual Report. The Council Members will share their comments on the past year. The Benediction will be given by Reverend Dammann. Everyone is invited to the Senior Center for refreshments following the meeting.
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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 01:12 AM
From the video, "...He was a bright kid, which doesn't help things...".

Good thing Preacher knows the only way to bring "smart-aleck"s to Christ is a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Was this the youth group in question?


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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 01:31 AM
Yes......Intelligence is a bad thing.

Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 02:37 AM
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Yes......Intelligence is a bad thing.
So true. God hates smart people:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

1 Corinthians 3:19-20
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

So let's all join hands and burn books together:

Acts 19:19-20
19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

Praise !

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-11-2015, 09:51 PM
Spare the rod, spoil the child. A timeless fact.

During my Truck Stop Ministering days, before the Obama Muslim anti-Christian directives took hold and he had his Farrakhan goons stop me, I found many a young man unresponsive to my discussion of Jesus and His powerful Love™. I discovered holding a KJV Bible against the chest of a young boy and then thrust the Love of Christ from me through the Holy Bible and into the boy, erupting in a glorious fountain of the pure Love God gave me to share, converts these confused young people into True Believers™.

You cannot use the Holy Rod often enough.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You cannot use the Holy Rod often enough.
Amen, Brother! Preacher Maury Davis tells us the very same thing! And just like you, he puts his money where his mouth is!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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GLORY!

This pastor knows the real deal - smart kids who doubt the LORD are a danger to themselves and to society. God wants us to help them out!

Take a look at the courage this one Man of God exhibits when dealing with threats of atheism:





If anyone can identify this wonderful leader and how we might get in touch with him, I'd sure like to show him on his facebook or twitter account just how much I appreciate his loyalty to Jesus!
Good thing for the pastor that Ben is not my son....

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Good thing for the pastor that Ben is not my son....
Well, that's impossible. Ben was apparently intelligent - a smart kid.

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-12-2015, 12:40 AM
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Good thing for the pastor that Ben is not my son....
Do you really have no affection for your son? Do you really not care about his eternal well being? See, that's the difference between True Christian™ parents and heartless, God-hating parents. True Christian™ parents love our children enough to do anything for them. Or to them. As is necessary.


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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-12-2015, 01:10 AM
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Good thing for the pastor that Ben is not my son....
Which is worse. Gasping for air for a moment after being sucker punched by a man much bigger than you who is trying to lead you to Jesus? Or gasping for air for all of Eternity while burning in Hell's Fires because of permissive parenting?

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-13-2015, 10:01 PM
This pastor was also weak when they put pressure on him. Of course we must understand this, there was weak people already among the Apostles. Peter did the same Luke 22: 54-62.

Pastors words:

"My actions were not reflective of Christ and the teachings of the bible. I was wrong, there are no excuses to be made. I was forgiven by Ben many years ago and can only ask the same from my church, community and the world."

Not reflective of Christ?

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-14-2015, 01:04 AM
What a wonderful preacher. That snot nosed teen had it coming.

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Default Re: Preacher Saves Children, One Sucker Punch At A Time - 01-21-2015, 12:47 AM
A punch?!? Just a punch! That teen deserved worse for spitting in Jesus' face! He already deserves Hell, and just a punch may not be enough to save him from the fiery depths of hell. But that is a good beginning, so my husband passes along his congrats to the beginning of a road to Jesus thanks to this good pastor. The last time someone blasphemed Jesus in His House, my husband beat him till the boy almost saw Jesus' angry face and then he sent him to me to be baptized!

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