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Exclamation How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 12:42 AM

If I have repented of my sins, I would like to become more than just "unsaved trash". I'd like to earn my title, can anyone explain to me how I can get to this status and join the other members in other forum catagorys. Thank you!
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 12:44 AM

Is that what passes for an introduction where you come from, woman?

To answer your question, please read the thread stickied at the top of the introduction forum:
How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:00 AM

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Is that what passes for an introduction where you come from, woman?

To answer your question, please read the thread stickied at the top of the introduction forum:
How Do I get Saved? A Guide for the Lost!
I have my first post, in introduction. Would you like a link to it?
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:26 AM

I think you have bigger fish to fry. You have a bastard son, what about his salvation? Isn't that more important?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:45 AM

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I think you have bigger fish to fry. You have a bastard son, what about his salvation? Isn't that more important?
He's only two. I read bible stories to him all the time. He cant grasp the concept, yet, but when he can of course I will worry about that.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:49 AM

So you are just going to put it off? Every day, the Devil will get a stronger grip on the boy. The Devil is cunning, his sinewy fingers and smooth, soothing words are very seductive.
What are 'Bible Stories'? You should be reading the actual Bible. I read my sons Deuteronomy. Nothing makes a child's eye so wide as a passage laid out with passion.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 01:55 AM

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So you are just going to put it off? Every day, the Devil will get a stronger grip on the boy. The Devil is cunning, his sinewy fingers and smooth, soothing words are very seductive.
What are 'Bible Stories'? You should be reading the actual Bible. I read my sons Deuteronomy. Nothing makes a child's eye so wide as a passage laid out with passion.
When he was in the womb, I would read aloud The Book of Proverbs. I need to get my things from my mothers house. Haven't moved all my stuff yet, for now I have children Bible story books with animated pictures and such.
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Exclamation Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 02:00 AM

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When he was in the womb, I would read aloud The Book of Proverbs. I need to get my things from my mothers house. Haven't moved all my stuff yet, for now I have children Bible story books with animated pictures and such.
You mother died and your father moved? Probably just as well, the stench can be quite annoying.

An animated children's Bible? The ONLY Bible is the 1611 KJV. That and the occasional Chick trac. All of those kiddie books are Biblically incorrect. Critical passages completely missing! Like having a steak and potatoes dinner only missing the steak. No sustenance in that. You need to read the one True Bible.

Where is the childs father, did he die fighting for our oil?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 02:14 AM

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You mother died and your father moved? Probably just as well, the stench can be quite annoying.

An animated children's Bible? The ONLY Bible is the 1611 KJV. That and the occasional Chick trac. All of those kiddie books are Biblically incorrect. Critical passages completely missing! Like having a steak and potatoes dinner only missing the steak. No sustenance in that. You need to read the one True Bible.

Where is the childs father, did he die fighting for our oil?
No, I moved out of my parents house quite some time ago and I still need to get a few things here and there. I can easily get a KJV. I thought the newer versions were for to easier understand with easy words, my mistake.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 02:31 AM

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I would like to become more than just "unsaved trash".
"O woman, thy faith is great; it shall be done for you as you wish."
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 02:42 AM

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"O woman, thy faith is great; it shall be done for you as you wish."
Very kind. I cant wait to get to move up to better status'. I'm sure with the help of my new friends I make here, I can be on the way to living more for Jesus.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 03:04 AM

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You mother died and your father moved? Probably just as well, the stench can be quite annoying.

An animated children's Bible? The ONLY Bible is the 1611 KJV. That and the occasional Chick trac. All of those kiddie books are Biblically incorrect. Critical passages completely missing! Like having a steak and potatoes dinner only missing the steak. No sustenance in that. You need to read the one True Bible.

Where is the childs father, did he die fighting for our oil?
I could not respond back to your public messages on my page. For some reason, I am still waiting for an approval or some sort. Thank you. I look forward to being able to access more of the site.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 03:23 AM

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Very kind. I cant wait to get to move up to better status'. I'm sure with the help of my new friends I make here, I can be on the way to living more for Jesus.
I don't know.

An unwed mother. What does your father think of all this? Is he there so we could ask him if he gives his blessing?
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I could not respond back to your public messages on my page. For some reason, I am still waiting for an approval or some sort. Thank you. I look forward to being able to access more of the site.
What is it specifically you want to be able to access?
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 03:31 AM

I don't see any sign that you are anything but an unrepentant whore.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 08:54 AM

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I don't see any sign that you are anything but an unrepentant whore.
I don't think so. Isn't your fiancee a second time virgin from being saved? She too, had sex before marriage. I can obviously be forgiven too, if I really am sorry for my sins.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 09:14 AM

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An unwed mother. What does your father think of all this? Is he there so we could ask him if he gives his blessing?
He's not happy as I was a planned baby, while my parents were married. Now that my son is born, he loves the baby very much. My father isn't a believer either, but my mother is.
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 09:29 AM

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What is it specifically you want to be able to access?
To be able to send another message on another members page, use private messaging or access other areas of the forum. I thought only 'unsaved trash', for now, can only write new threads in the Introductory forum? Correct me if I'm wrong please!
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Default Re: How do I become a True Christian - 12-30-2011, 10:16 AM

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To be able to send another message on another members page, use private messaging or access other areas of the forum. I thought only 'unsaved trash', for now, can only write new threads in the Introductory forum? Correct me if I'm wrong please!
All good things come to those who wait. Who knows? You might even be considered a Born Again Virgin someday just like Sister Daisy! Through faith all things are possible (Don't expect anything to actually revert to its former self, if you know what I mean).

You are showing a desire to find the Truth through Jesus Christ, and His blessings will surely be upon you if you bow on your knees before Him. Praise!



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If you have any legitimate, Godly communication you want to share with somebody, there is no need to hide it in a private message. We have no secrets here, and this is NOT a dating site.


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